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[Nigendako]

Hakuna fitna wala nini hapa, mwenyewe umekuja na ngozi ya ngombe aliyeibiwa. Ha ahahahaha

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

[Nigendako]

Ngoja nilale, niliamka kubadilisha alarm

Kwan leo umelala kwa yupi??ulale salama binamu,,wacha sisi tuendelee kulima hapa,,mavuno mwez wa tisa

 

[Nigendako]

Madame S ,,,hii ya kwako wallah,,muda kama huu huwa ni muda mzuri sana kwetu sote hasa baada ya kumshukuru Mungu kwa kutupa uhai kwa mara nyingine tena,,,binamu Obe na mjomba Lyon Lee wazee wa kamat ya roho mbaya nawasalimia

 

[Prince az]

Atakuja umwambie prince

Atarudi

 

[Prince az]

Hahhahhaha sawa nini dogo wa mary jamaniii

Mi mvumilivu kama dogo janja

 

[Obe]

Madame S ,,,hii ya kwako wallah,,muda kama huu huwa ni muda mzuri sana kwetu sote hasa baada ya kumshukuru Mungu kwa kutupa uhai kwa mara nyingine tena,,,binamu Obe na mjomba Lyon Lee wazee wa kamat ya roho mbaya nawasalimia

Ha ahahahaha, eti kamati ya rohombaya. Hii sihusiki nayo mimi ni mgeni humu

 

[Nigendako]

Ha ahahahaha, eti kamati ya rohombaya. Hii sihusiki nayo mimi ni mgeni humu

Ha ha ha ha ha ha siku njema binamu

 

[Madame S]

Wow, thank you bae umenifanya siku yangu nianze na tabasam ubarikiwe love

Madame S ,,,hii ya kwako wallah,,muda kama huu huwa ni muda mzuri sana kwetu sote hasa baada ya kumshukuru Mungu kwa kutupa uhai kwa mara nyingine tena,,,binamu Obe na mjomba Lyon Lee wazee wa kamat ya roho mbaya nawasalimia

 

[Behaviourist]

Weeeh ushindwe ndugu yangu huyo mtu wa dini

ile shughuli yako ile ya teuzi ni haram kwani?

 

[Behaviourist]

poa hujambo son??

Sijambo maza,shikamoo!

 

[Madame S]

Sijambo maza,shikamoo!

marahaba mwanangu wa mwisho umeamkajee

 

[Behaviourist]

marahaba mwanangu wa mwisho umeamkajee

Nimeamka salama ila njaa inauma maza!

 

[Madame S]

Nimeamka salama ila njaa inauma maza!

jana ulishiba sana eh?? Saa hiz mapema kunywa chai ya moto

 

[Behaviourist]

jana ulishiba sana eh?? Saa hiz mapema kunywa chai ya moto

Mama sitaki chai mimi nataka unipikie ugali!

 

[Nigendako]

Wow, thank you bae umenifanya siku yangu nianze na tabasam ubarikiwe love

Asante sana love,tubarikiwe sote na tuwe na siku njema ya kupendeza

 

[capitalpool]

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up 🙁

 

[capitalpool]

Before 2018 ends, I just want to say thank you For being part of my life in this very beautiful year.. Thank you for being one of those people who gave smile and brought me laughter... Thank you for the good memories

 

[Lee]

Mungu ni mwema siku zoteeeeee

 

[Lee]

Nimewamis kapukuuuuu wenzangu

 

[Obe]

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up 🙁

Did you remember to honk before the alarm went off
😂😂😂😂🎶
That was a hell of dream
🐲🐲🐲🐲🤯🕺🏾