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[Tumosa]

Naamini itatoka katika vifungu vya bible kama si mathayo ni wagalatia..[emoji23] [emoji23]

Hakika[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]

 

[Obe]

Sijawahi ona mie mambo body to body

 

[makaveli10]

Abdallah kichwa wazi na kabibi?!

Kwa maana yako..

Ndio maana yake.. we unadhani kipi zaid ya hicho..

 

[Lee]

Lyonnnn... Dada husna kaonekana..

Nimemuonaa ngoja nibonge nae

 

[makaveli10]

MakapuKu Salam

Kheri!?

 

[Shunie]

Ndo vile

 

[makaveli10]

Hakika[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Lee]

[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] ndo maana kala kona

Akafie mbali

 

[Tumosa]

...chali si ndo kifo cha mende? napendaga sana, lete nitapokea

[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] utapokea nn

 

[Shunie]

Akafie mbali

Akirudi unajibebisha akiwa hayupo akafie mbali nyie viumbe ndio mana mkaitwa wanaume ABJ usirudi tena huku

 

[Tumosa]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] kifo cha mende woiiii muhenga mie umenikumbusha mbali enzi zangu za usichana

Binamu amedandia gari mbele acha limgonge

 

[Obe]

Nimeifadhi vizuri sana utaukuta kama ulivyo ebu niambie unataka mm nikupe nini kwani

....ajiandae kuja na toothpick akija kuuchukua.
Hivi mnaongelea nini kwanza, mawazo yangu yashaanza kwenda magunila pub panauzwa bia na chapati hakuna supu

 

[Husna Muba]

Mshikajii kipi kimekusibu au anko kakunyanganua simu

Niko poa

 

[Tumosa]

...popo kanyea mbingu siipendi siku hizi, nikipewa expansion joint itapendeza zaidi

[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]

 

[Shunie]

Binamu amedandia gari mbele acha limgonge

Ahahahhh

 

[Lee]

Akirudi unajibebisha akiwa hayupo akafie mbali nyie viumbe ndio mana mkaitwa wanaume ABJ usirudi tena huku

Roho mbaya yako tu[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Husna Muba]

Lyonnnn... Dada husna kaonekana..

Kumbe alikuwa haonekani?

 

[Tumosa]

...mbona kustuka, kwani unadhani anaongelea nini

[emoji3] [emoji3] we unahisi tunaongelea nn kwan

 

[Shunie]

....ajiandae kuja na toothpick akija kuuchukua.
Hivi mnaongelea nini kwanza, mawazo yangu yashaanza kwenda magunila pub panauzwa bia na chapati hakuna supu

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] toothpick ndio aje nayo kunyofoa ulimi wake we binamu unanifuta nini unataka aniumize au

 

[Obe]

He he yaan nimewaza tu apa eti uukute una alama [emoji1][emoji1][emoji1] basi nakukupa shunie mwenyewe uhangaike nae