NOT LIFE MY DEAR PEOPLEEEEEE! UGRATEFUL PEOPLE!
Nilie nje si nakuona UNALIA JAMANI KWA UCHUNGU, KUTUPIGIA SIMU SAA 9 UNADHANI MPANGO, AU KUMPIGIA MAMA SAA 9 UNADHANI FURAHA HIO, MWENYEWE ANA MSEMO WAKE KIMENUKAA KWA NDUGUYO SHOSTI AMAKA TU TUJADILIANE!
So my dear WENYEWE WANANDOA KUITA VIKAO VYA UKOO KAZAA NJE, ANANIPIGA, KAHAMA NYUMBANI UNAFIKIRI HUO UKOO HAUPIGI MAJUNGU? Hahaaaaaaaa!
Wanandoa mna tabia hio mnoooo! Sasa mi ndugu zangu wananijua sikopeshiiii!
Akianza lara na miaka yako 40 fyoko fyoko namuwahiii BIBI KUOLEWA NA HUYO KINGKONG NDO UNAONA UMEFIKAAAAA.? Watoto ushawaharibu sura hao! Au basi na wewe kumpata huyo EMOLO akuoe sinywi maji yakashuka! Au huyo bwana unae mfuga wewe na wa kuni9igia kelele bwana achana na mimi, au siku hizi analala ndani unajitia kuongea nakupa siku tatu usiniamshe saa 9 tukamtafute ma bar! Hahahaaaaaa! I PUT THEM IN THEIR PLACES! THEY CRUCIFY ME I CRUCIFY THEM NGOMA DROOO TUNAHESHIMIANA! The good part haya mambo yanakua yanamla ndani so nikiyaweka mezani aaaaaaah! Kimyaaaaaaa!
KOKOTE UTAKAKO KAA VITA IPO TUNABADILISHA UPANDE TU EITHER DEFENCE AU STRIKER!