Mahusiano na mume wa mtu ni shughuli pevu

[binti kiziwi]

Imagine unapata sms kama hii kutoka kwa mwenye mumewe utafanyaje?.."NAJUA MUME WANGU ANAKUPENDA NAWE WAMPENDA PIA TAFADHALI MPENDE MUME WANGU KAMA NINAVYOMPENDA"

Heeeee si bora hiyo kuna hii NAJUA MUME WANGU ANAKUPENDA KULIKO ANAVYONIPENDA MIMI LAKINI UWE UNAMKUMBUSHA ASISAHAU FAMILIA YAKE YA KWANZA!

 

[Queen Horse]

Hahaaa hapo huruma jamani ila kikauzu unamuuliza naruhusiwa kumpenda zaidi yako?

Ha ha haaa lazma ujisikie vibaya hasa ukigundua mwanaume mwenyewe ndo kashachanganyikia na kusahau familia..jamani wadada tuwe na huruma japo kidogo kuiba tuibe ila sometym tuwe tunawaboost waheshim wake zao hata kwa maigizo

 

[binti kiziwi]

'Eat and run'? Never heard of that one before.

I guess I learn new things everyday....

Hahahaaa! Na we utuachage na kizungu chetu cha form two B.

 

[Queen Horse]

Heeeee si bora hiyo kuna hii NAJUA MUME WANGU ANAKUPENDA KULIKO ANAVYONIPENDA MIMI LAKINI UWE UNAMKUMBUSHA ASISAHAU FAMILIA YAKE YA KWANZA!

Ha ha ha hiyo sasa kali asa we unapendwa kuliko mkewe na mke bado anang'ang'ania tu si bora na yeye atafte anayempenda kuliko mume wake

 

[Queen Horse]

Ila jamani kuna baadhi ya ndoa ukisikia mwanaume kachepuka unazidi kusoma dua huo mchepuko uzidi kukaza tu kaka wa watu aenjoy furaha ya dunia hata kidogo...jamani wadad wengi tukiolewaga tunajiachia wakat tunazitafta hizo ndoa tunajifanyaga wabunifu mbaya kuanzia mwili matendo mpaka akili tukifika hapo tunapopataka bas ndo tunajiona tumefiikaaa...ha ha haaa wanakwetu ndoa haina formular ni kama motion inaweza ika accelerate ikafika peak ikawa stationary then baadae ika decerelate kama haukukaa stable

 

[nyumba kubwa]

Unafika miaka 40 hujawai kukoleza mtu hadi aombe poh aanze kuuliza wazazi wako wanapatikana pande zipi akatangaze nia...afu unajisifu una ujuzi wa kukatika....jipe moyo....
(inasaidia ujue kuishi kwa matumaini)

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Hahahaaa! Na we utuachage na kizungu chetu cha form two B.

Ama kweli ngoja niwaache tu.

 

[Queen Horse]

Unafika miaka 40 hujawai kukoleza mtu hadi aombe poh aanze kuuliza wazazi wako wanapatikana pande zipi akatangaze nia...afu unajisifu una ujuzi wa kukatika....jipe moyo....

Ha ha haaaaaa unaweza tangaza nia ukaishia kuwa bwana membe

 

[binti kiziwi]

Ha ha ha hiyo sasa kali asa we unapendwa kuliko mkewe na mke bado anang'ang'ania tu si bora na yeye atafte anayempenda kuliko mume wake

Yaaani Mungu awasaidie tu wenye ndoa zao kwa kweli.
Mara nyingi katika hili napenda kutupa lawama kwa wanaume!

 

[Wonderful]

'Eat and run'? Never heard of that one before.

I guess I learn new things everyday....

I see!!!

 

[Mwanamayu]

Hivi katika mstari wa kwanza hadi wa mwisho kuna mahali nimeandika mimi binafsi nadeti mume wa mtu?

Your voice in your posting shows that. It sounds that you have experienced that very recently.

 

[Bavaria]

Tatizo sisi wanaume hatuachi vitu vizuri vitupite hata kama tuna wenza wetu

That makes u a man.

 

[Malaika AD]

Your voice in your posting shows that. It sounds that you have experienced that very recently.

Wrong thoughts

 

[kende]

Na upande wa pili inakwaje? Yaani unapompenda mke wa mtu?

hiyo haina shida

 

[rubii]

Duuuh kamoyo kaliruka ghafla niliposoma hapo, nusu niingie kwenye simu.

Ahahaaa...hakuna haja ya kurukwa moyo shoga kama wamjua mumeo ni mwanaume tena rijali inatosha

 

[rubii]

Ila jamani kuna baadhi ya ndoa ukisikia mwanaume kachepuka unazidi kusoma dua huo mchepuko uzidi kukaza tu kaka wa watu aenjoy furaha ya dunia hata kidogo...jamani wadad wengi tukiolewaga tunajiachia wakat tunazitafta hizo ndoa tunajifanyaga wabunifu mbaya kuanzia mwili matendo mpaka akili tukifika hapo tunapopataka bas ndo tunajiona tumefiikaaa...ha ha haaa wanakwetu ndoa haina formular ni kama motion inaweza ika accelerate ikafika peak ikawa stationary then baadae ika decerelate kama haukukaa stable

Hawaelewi hao!! wanakimbilia libwata na kupewa tigo kumbe matatizo mengine wanayatengenezea wenyewe mazingira
Mwanamke mchafuuu wengine kuoga usiku ugomvi, hapo anakawig miezi mi3 kanatoa uvundo kichwani...chumba usafi mara 1kwa mwezi mumewe akichepuka kesi analia amepewa tigo

 

[rubii]

Your voice in your posting shows that. It sounds that you have experienced that very recently.

ahahahaa hili si mara zote lina ukweli

 

[Espy_]

Ahahaaa...hakuna haja ya kurukwa moyo shoga kama wamjua mumeo ni mwanaume tena rijali inatosha

Yaani nilistuka hatari, ila sio mume wangu huyo, ni mchepuko tu.

 

[rubii]

Hahaha.. Huyo kaamua tu kuniita hivyo, labda maelezo yangu kuhusu viruka njia yamemkwaza ndio maana kanipa moja ya uso.

Relax bwana shemeji hiyo ilikua spesheli kwa wanawake wanaodhani wanaume wao huchepuka kwa kupewa tigo...si kweli mara zote kuna mengi sana yanayopelekea uchepukaji wajichunguze na kuchunguza waume zao

 

[rubii]

Yaani nilistuka hatari, ila sio mume wangu huyo, ni mchepuko tu.

heheheee!! Wachepuka shoga huogopi ajali?