laugh out loud loooooool

[Mohammed Hamad]

Hii ni funiko la chuma lol

Umeona eenh...? yaani mzee akienda kupiga simu kibandani mama anafungua call center !!

 

[Mohammed Hamad]

unatuaibisha mtu wangu

Nakuabisha kwa lipi?

 

[Mohammed Hamad]

In case hukujua kirefu cha KKKT ni "Kunywa Kikombe Kimoja Tu!"

 

[Saint Ivuga]

balaaaa! naona shossi unashinda humu

 

[Mohammed Hamad]

balaaaa! naona shossi unashinda humu

Nashinda humu! What do you mean!?

 

[Mohammed Hamad]

Absolutely awesome!!

A female teacher who all the class addresses as madam was having a problem with a boy in her class in 3rd grade. The boy said "Madam, I should be in 4th grade, I amm smarter than my sister and she's in 4th grade". The Madam(teacher) had heard enough of d complain and took the boy to the principal's office. She explained everything to the principal who decided to test d boy with some questions that a 4th grade should know.
Principal: What is 3+3
Boy: 6
Principal: 6+6
Boy: 12
And so on,the principal asked d boy all questions and d boy got them right.The principal then told d Madam 2 send d boy to 4th grade. Madam decided to ask her questions and the principal agreed.
Madam: What does a cow have 4 of,that I've only 2 of
Boy: Legs
Madam: What is in your pants that you've but i don't have
Boy: pockets
Madam: What starts wit a C and ends wit T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid
Boy: Coconut
Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky
The principal's eyes open really wide,but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge
Boy: Bubble gum
Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet before u do
Boy: Tent
The principal was looking restless
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle wit me wen you're bored. The best man always has me 1st
Boy: Wedding ring
Madam: I come in many sizes. Wen I'm not well, i drip. Wen u blow me,you feel good
Boy: Nose
Madam: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come wit a quiver
Boy: Arrow
Madam: What starts wit 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if u don't get it, you've to use your hand
Boy: Fork
Madam: What is it that all men have,it's longer in sum men than others,the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage
Boy: sir name
Teacher part of the man. Has no done but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumping in is responsible for making love
boy: heart
Headmaster: send this boy to uni I got the last 10 questions wrong!

 

[Husninyo]

Cute Secretary came Angrily out of Boss cabin.
colleague asked: what happened?
She replied: He asked are U Free tonight, I said yes and Idiot gave me 50 Pages to type!!:redfaces:

hahahahahaha!
Alijua mtoko nin!

 

[Husninyo]

Absolutely awesome!!

A female teacher who all the class addresses as madam was having a problem with a boy in her class in 3rd grade. The boy said "Madam, I should be in 4th grade, I amm smarter than my sister and she's in 4th grade". The Madam(teacher) had heard enough of d complain and took the boy to the principal's office. She explained everything to the principal who decided to test d boy with some questions that a 4th grade should know.
Principal: What is 3+3
Boy: 6
Principal: 6+6
Boy: 12
And so on,the principal asked d boy all questions and d boy got them right.The principal then told d Madam 2 send d boy to 4th grade. Madam decided to ask her questions and the principal agreed.
Madam: What does a cow have 4 of,that I've only 2 of
Boy: Legs
Madam: What is in your pants that you've but i don't have
Boy: pockets
Madam: What starts wit a C and ends wit T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid
Boy: Coconut
Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky
The principal's eyes open really wide,but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge
Boy: Bubble gum
Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet before u do
Boy: Tent
The principal was looking restless
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle wit me wen you're bored. The best man always has me 1st
Boy: Wedding ring
Madam: I come in many sizes. Wen I'm not well, i drip. Wen u blow me,you feel good
Boy: Nose
Madam: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come wit a quiver
Boy: Arrow
Madam: What starts wit 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if u don't get it, you've to use your hand
Boy: Fork
Madam: What is it that all men have,it's longer in sum men than others,the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage
Boy: sir name
Teacher part of the man. Has no done but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumping in is responsible for making love
boy: heart
Headmaster: send this boy to uni I got the last 10 questions wrong!

hahahaha!
Headmaster mshxyz. Lol!

 

[Mohammed Hamad]

hahahahahaha!
Alijua mtoko nin!

Ndio maana yake lol:lol:

 

[Mohammed Hamad]

hahahaha!
Headmaster mshxyz. Lol!

Hahahahahahaha :lol:

 

[Kowan]

damn...!!!! ur very clever

 

[komedi]

A woman asks her husband, ''honey what are the three words you don't want to hear when you have sex?''

A husband replies, '' honey I'm home!''

 

[Mohammed Hamad]

Mtoto kaamka usiku akakuta wazazi wanafanya mambo yetu yale. akauliza baba unafanya nini? baba, namjaza mamayako petroli. mtoto, basi mwambie apunguze kutembea ovyo anamaliza mafuta bure maana na anko kilasiku anamjazia mchana ukiondoka.

 

[shosti]

Mtoto kaamka usiku akakuta wazazi wanafanya mambo yetu yale. akauliza baba unafanya nini? baba, namjaza mamayako petroli. mtoto, basi mwambie apunguze kutembea ovyo anamaliza mafuta bure maana na anko kilasiku anamjazia mchana ukiondoka.

ukizingatia kupanda kwa bei kweli mama anatakiwa aache utembezi hahahahh

 

[Wa Nyumbani]

Hakika we mukali! Safi sanaaa!

 

[Mohammed Hamad]

A man & woman r in a car, in the middle of nowhere Just before they r about to have sex, Woman says, "I forgot to mention earlier, but I'm a Prostitute & I charge £30 for Sex." The guy reluctantly gives it to her. After sex the guy lights a cigarette & just sits there. The woman asks him, "Why r u not driving?" The guy says, "I forgot to tell u that I'm a Taxi Driver, & its £35 to go back to town.."

 

[donlucchese]

Little Boy: Dad, How was I Born..?

Dad: Well, Son... Ur Mom & I Got Together At "Jamii Forums". We Set up A Date Via "E-Mail" & Met In "Cyber Cafe"

Ur Mom Agreed To "Download Data" From My "PEN DRIVE".
So I put it in ur mom's USB "Port", & just When I Was About To "Transfer",

We Realized That None Of us had "Installed" any "Antivirus".
It Was Too Late To hit "Cancel"

Nine Months Later A "Pop-up Window" Appeared Saying
"You Have Got A MAIL"

hahahaha,nimeipenda hii

 

[Saint Ivuga]

 

[Mohammed Hamad]

Jamaa mmoja alimkuta mwanae wa miaka 6 akiwa anawaza,akamuuliza unawaza nn?yule mtoto akajibu"ninataka kuoa,"yule baba akashtuka na akamuuliza,"kwa umri utamuoa nani?"akajibu si bibi yangu.yule baba akamjibu,"utamuoa aje mama yangu mzazi?(kwa ukali)."yule mtoto akamwambia mbona mimi sijakuchimba mikwara japo umemuoa mama yangu mzazi?

 

[P wa ukweli]

Mtoto kaamka usiku akakuta wazazi wanafanya mambo yetu yale. akauliza baba unafanya nini? baba, namjaza mamayako petroli. mtoto, basi mwambie apunguze kutembea ovyo anamaliza mafuta bure maana na anko kilasiku anamjazia mchana ukiondoka.

hahahaaaaaa! Mtoto kaaribu.. Katoa siri ya mama yake lol.. Mmh, wototo wa siku hizi bwana.