Ladies only - Win a date with Ngabu

[Nyani Ngabu]

hahaha Nyani Ngabu mbona sikuelewi the way i love and trust you ...kwa nini umekasirika ?

Huyu mjinga mjinga naona ananifuata fuata sana. Im gonna cut her down to size...you watch

 

[Bigirita]

Anyways, nitaitafuta taratibu and nitaiweka hapa. Ila ulisema. But sasa kama hata hupendi kulala na mtu inakuwaje ukiwa na huyo date? Manake nakumbuka vizuri ulisema unapenda kujinafasi kitandani. Huoni kama utakuwa humtendei haki date wako?

Mkuu!! kwani kulala na ku-du ze needful si ni tofauti? au wewe ukiwa unandoanika au ngonoka kama hujaoa, unaita hicho kitendo "kulala"?

 

[Bigirita]

duh!! naona pamechafuka kidogo hapa, nilikuwa sijasoma vizuri.

 

[Noname]

I stand 5'11 flat footed and about 6'1/2 with shoes on. I've been described as a gorgeous hunk of a man aka Mr. Chocolatey...very well built physique...I'm a gym rat..I workout all the time. They say I have a nice smile...pearly white teeth (nicely arranged)...very perceptive, intelligent, humble and laid back...some say I'm nonchalant. I have a graduate degree....Does that sound like it's good match for you?

woow only if u were not rude lollllllllllll you are good to admire only, but not to be involved with.

 

[Bigirita]

Goodmorning Noname? Siku hizi umenipotezea sana bana!

A DRUNK will be sobber next day, but a FOOL will remain a FOOL.

mkuu!! naona hapa umeamua kusema ukweli kabisaaaa!~ check sig yangu pia. tehe tehee!

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

woow only if u were not rude lollllllllllll you are good to admire only, but not to be involved with.

Also, a guy with a little bit of fat in his belly would make me feel gorgeous.. just another bonus for being with a non-fit guy....Having said that, it's all about the personality. A guy could appear to me as drop dead gorgeous, even though he has a little bit of fat here and there, as long as his personality is beautiful ....

Whatever floats your boat ma....I can't knock you for liking a soft midsection....

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

And this goes out to you...you know who you are...enjoy

 

[Noname]

And whatever floats yours man...

You ain't nothing but a boot-licking, butt-licking, bamboozled, half-baked, half-fried, sissified, punkified, pasteurized, homogenized ass-hole. Now do something about it. wtf ?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

And whatever floats yours man...

You ain't nothing but a boot-licking, butt-licking, bamboozled, half-baked, half-fried, sissified, punkified, pasteurized, homogenized ass-hole. Now do something about it. wtf ?

What about my second signature? are you a pasteurized, homogenized negro?

 

[Noname]

You know what Ngabu You ain't nothing but a boot-licking, butt-licking, bamboozled, half-baked, half-fried, sissified, punkified, pasteurized, homogenized ass-hole... ... I'm loving it....and am gonna memorize it.... hhhahaaaaa sasa matusi yote haya yanini

 

[Noname]

What about my second signature? are you a pasteurized, homogenized negro?

No am not.. R u ?
lolllllll ok thats it for today...i had much fun...

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

You know what Ngabu You ain't nothing but a boot-licking, butt-licking, bamboozled, half-baked, half-fried, sissified, punkified, pasteurized, homogenized ass-hole... ... I'm loving it....and am gonna memorize it.... hhhahaaaaa sasa matusi yote haya yanini

Dang...sasa unanigeuzia kibao mwenyewe duh! ngoja niifute basi

 

[Magezi]

upuuzi mtupu

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

....and the winner is..........

 

[matawi]

Baadhi ya sifa nmezitaja hapo juu na naongeza nyingine hapa.

Wanatakiwa wawe na

-Uwezo mzuri wa kujieleza
-Kujua kuandika bila makosa ya herufi
-Wajue kuzungumza Kiswahili fasaha na sanifu (Kiingereza kitafikiriwa pia)
-Wawe wenye upendo, ucheshi, na msingi mzuri wa maadili

Chupi wavae???

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Chupi wavae???

Wasivae

 

[sister sista]

Vigezo ni kama ifuatavyo:

-Umri kati ya miaka 25-32
-Urefu kati ya 5'3 - 5'8
-Complexion yoyote ile
-Dini yoyote
-Elimu ya chuo kikuu (GPA isiwe chini ya 3.0)

na wewe utupe vigezo vyako basi ili tujue tunachoenda kukutana nacho.leta tu hilo shindano tumejaa tel sie

 

[cheusimangala]

heheee uwiiiii nicheke mie mtoto wa TA.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

heheee uwiiiii nicheke mie mtoto wa TA.

Kulikoni Cheusi?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

na wewe utupe vigezo vyako basi ili tujue tunachoenda kukutana nacho.leta tu hilo shindano tumejaa tel sie

Mbona hili shindano la zamani....tokea mwezi wa tano.