Kwenu wadada wenzangu

[Eiyer]

Kumbe unauelewa mgumu ivo kaka?

Ndio nini hii??

 

[Heaven on Earth]

....ukiwa mjanja kuchapiwa ni siri ya ndani.

Source: Rich Mavoko

ndio maana nakupenda miaka mia...................

 

[Heaven on Earth]

Kutembelea nyumba za watu ni mpaka nipate ruhusa ya Malkia wangu Heaven on Earth.

My king kama wataka kwenda nenda ila mali yangu nilindie,mie ndio mmiliki halali

 

[utafiti]

Hizo kauli zako mbona zinakinzana?

Huyo huyo atikise wanaume
Huyo huyo achezewe na wanaume kama yeye
Huyu huyo anataka kuhudumiwa na wanaume gani?

Ndio nini hii??

Mzima?

 

[ladyfurahia]

bestito jamani mbona ukali hvyo
nnamaanisha mkeka uliomwagiwa machanga ya baharini?

ukimaanisha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NAULIZA ukiwa unamaanisha nini!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Heaven on Earth]

bestito jamani mbona ukali hvyo
nnamaanisha mkeka uliomwagiwa machanga ya baharini?

bado waniacha njia panda!!!!!!!
hiyo sentensi ya pili manake nini

 

[SHERRIF ARPAIO]

Don't believe thins u see on tv. They are all scripted

I know her personally

 

[Eiyer]

Mzima?

Unazungumzia uzima gani??

 

[ladyfurahia]

tatizo la kutuokuonekana bungeni hili haya shauriro :lever:

Kutembelea nyumba za watu ni mpaka nipate ruhusa ya Malkia wangu Heaven on Earth.

 

[ladyfurahia]

Bestito ushakuwa mkubwa wewe
bado hujaelewa somo je nikikupeleka
ulaya utaelewa kidhungu wewe

bado waniacha njia panda!!!!!!!
Hiyo sentensi ya pili manake nini

 

[Heaven on Earth]

Bestito ushakuwa mkubwa wewe
bado hujaelewa somo je nikikupeleka
ulaya utaelewa kidhungu wewe

we nieleweshe misemo ya kiswahili imenipitia magharibi

 

[mdida]

Mimi huwa nawashauri wakina dada...kama kuna kitu wangefanya kwa maisha yao...ni kuipa thamani kubwa PAPUCHI zao...sema wengi wanaziachia mno....wanajirahisiha sana...sana yaani.....

Unalosema ni kweli kabisa Mkuu ila tukirudi nyuma hao akina dada wanajirahisisha na wakinadada wenzao? Shauri vijana jinsia zote maana wanaona kama kufungua zip ni fashion.

 

[lara 1]

I know her personally

SO YOU KNOW HER TO THE EXTENT OF KNOWING WHAT IS IN HER SOUL??????????????

BTW 1st Things 1st! So u are a HOT SHOT over there ayeeeeee! Rollin wit them stars over there, livin the spotlight n baillin wit them big boys!!!!!!!! DID I MENTION BEFORE YOU ARE THE KIND MY DREAM MAN!!!!! How forgetful of me, Why havent i asked u for your number all this time! (DONT HESITATE ABOUT ALL CHARGES I CAN CALL EVEN ON MARS NEED I DO SO!) I LOVE ALL YOUR COMMENTS AND WE ARE COMPATIBLE!!!!!! Kama pipa n mfuniko (Uswahili nitaacha kabisaa)

DONT HATE ME PEOPLE! A SISTER IS JUST TRYIN TO GET A PEACE OF THE ACTION! After all we only live once! Batter try n fail than not try at all:hug:

 

[SHERRIF ARPAIO]

SO YOU KNOW HER TO THE EXTENT OF KNOWING WHAT IS IN HER SOUL??????????????

/QUOTE]

Ain't necessarily so

 

[lara 1]

SO YOU KNOW HER TO THE EXTENT OF KNOWING WHAT IS IN HER SOUL??????????????

/QUOTE]

Ain't necessarily so

So you went dead, silent, nothing, nadaaaaaaaa! On the number issue! Didnt think it will be easy! But atleast i tried! :tonguez:

 

[mwathu]

Good advice to ladies and bintiiz ufanyieni kazi

Habari wana MMU, leo naomba kuwakumbusha kitu wadada wenzangu ambao bado hatujaolewa n hatuna wachumba yaan bdo tunatafutana, haka ka tabia ka kujiona keki yaan Mungu kakujaalia kalio basii wataka utikise wanaume wote dunia nzima, sio kila mkaka anaangalia ---- lako wanaanza kwa kuangalia uelewa wako wa mambo afu kalio linafuata, akili ya kuwaza maisha n maendeleo huna kila cku unawaza me mzur ntahudumiwa n wanaume, wenzio wanaume cku hzi wanaangalia nan wa kuoa nan wa kuchezea sasa wewe jirahisishe kwa kila bwana sabbau umejaliwa umbo n sura, kama akili zako mbili utachezewa n wanaume wenye akil kama zako n watakua type yako n uzur wako unaoringia hutopata mume had unazeeka walah, zaidi utakua unatumika kama choo cha jiji

 

[Dr.Mo]

Unalosema ni kweli kabisa Mkuu ila tukirudi nyuma hao akina dada wanajirahisisha na wakinadada wenzao? Shauri vijana jinsia zote maana wanaona kama kufungua zip ni fashion.

....sawa labda vijana wengine...lakini mi wakina dada naowaona kwenye cycle yangu wanasikitisha sana... awajali, hawajithamini....wengine wanadhani ni ujanja...kwa ujumla mimi kuna wakina dada wengi nakutana nao (hasa kwenye kazi yangu)...hawajithamini kabisa(hawathamini miili yao) wanampa kila mtu kwa sababu mbali mbali....sijui labda maisha yetu ya kitanzania yanafanya wawe wamekata tamaaa.

 

[SHERRIF ARPAIO]

So you went dead, silent, nothing, nadaaaaaaaa! On the number issue! Didnt think it will be easy! But atleast i tried! :tonguez:

Number issue?????

 

[brenda18]

Huwa nawaambiea washkaji zangu kwa uzoefu wangu siku hizi...unaweza kuona mwanamke mzuri...kajaza vizur....umbo zuri9(hips safii)..boobs si mchezo..lakini ukikaa nae dk tano tu...ukicheki uelewa wa mambo na attitude una kuta HAMNA kitu.....very poor...ndo tatizo naloona siku hizi....ukikaa ukiongea nae unakuta bure kabisa....

Na ndo maana mim nikimfuma mpenz wangu na mdada ambaye hazimtoshi...mawazo ya kimaisha hana...well and good....endelea nae tu...unaacha diamond for a stone???go ahead ujionee headache za wanawake wa mjin

 

[Eusebius Erneus]

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