Kwanini hamtuamshi usiku kutaka dyudyu?

[Ubavu]

ahahha huon nimempa kudos !yeye mumewe huwa anamuandaa kisaikolojia toka akiwa ofisini huko ! wengine sasa ni amerud na misigara yake na mipombe yake paap anakupekenyua mapajan !arghhhhhhh

Hahahaha tatzo ndugu unalaana ya kaka baraka..! [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[faru john junior]

Shughuli zote ziwe za kutafuta pesa ziwe za kujamiiana zinafanyika mchana ucku ni mda wa kupumzka na kutafakri yote ya mchana. Ndo maana wife wangu ni mama wa nymbni

 

[Espy_]

hizi sio bangi


ila hizi ni bangi

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Jamani kwahiyo umenigeuzia kesi!!!

 

[Jile79]

Mbona km mnazingua.....ingekuw enzi za alkaida ningelipua jf hakyanan

 

[MBITIYAZA]

Hahahaha tatzo ndugu unalaana ya kaka baraka..! [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

hhaha laana tena? haya we!

ahaaaa !dah BARAKA alinilaani walah tena !popote alipo jaman namsalimia tu !

 

[Espy_]

yaan demi hakuna kitu ambacho sikipend niamshwe usiku jaman ukiuliza sababu eti dudu !dah nakereka jaman kwanza naanzaga siku yangu hovyo kweli kweli ! mtu umechoka unakuja nianza papasana usku? saa9? inahu! mshindwe

Tena washindwe nawatokomee, tabia mbaya kweli kweli. Kuharibiana afya tu.

 

[MBITIYAZA]

Tena washindwe nawatokomee, tabia mbaya kweli kweli. Kuharibiana afya tu.

hahha sasa hzi ni bangi espy

 

[Espy_]

hahha sasa hzi ni bangi espy

Alafu nimeimiss, nilimwambia demi akipata zile kashata anistue sijui hajapata!!!

Hivi mama haujui kuwa usingizi ni afya!!!

 

[MBITIYAZA]

Alafu nimeimiss, nilimwambia demi akipata zile kashata anistue sijui hajapata!!!

Hivi mama haujui kuwa usingizi ni afya!!!

hahahahahaha !ni kweli ni afya !afu sijui kwann ukiamsha mida hyo usingiz hauji tena !ukiamshwa saa 8 mie huwa hauji tena had saa 11 muda wangu wa kuamka !thts y nasema huwa naanza siku vibaya !unashinda job unasinzia tu argh

 

[Espy_]

hahahahahaha !ni kweli ni afya !afu sijui kwann ukiamsha mida hyo usingiz hauji tena !ukiamshwa saa 8 mie huwa hauji tena had saa 11 muda wangu wa kuamka !thts y nasema huwa naanza siku vibaya !unashinda job unasinzia tu argh

Nao wamezidi khaaah! Huo usiku wa manane hamu zinatoka wapi wakati ndio wasaa wa usingizi mubashara.

 

[MBITIYAZA]

Nao wamezidi khaaah! Huo usiku wa manane hamu zinatoka wapi wakati ndio wasaa wa usingizi mubashara.

ptu!mtu una mistress yako hulali unataka kuniambukiza na mie !hhhhuuuu

 

[Espy_]

ptu!mtu una mistress yako hulali unataka kuniambukiza na mie !hhhhuuuu

Hahahahaaaa!!
Ngoja nikuitie makungwi wakufunde wewe. Wapi Heloo!!

 

[cocochanel]

Utakuwa umeongelea unaokumbana nao na si kila mwanamke duniani.

 

[Rip parents]

Hii kitu na mimi inanikera sana, ujue raha sana upo na mtoto siku analikurupua mechi inaanza yaani inakuwaga raha sana

Ni wanaume wachache sana wanaokubali kuamshwa na ke wale vitu!
Mara nyingi hudai wamechoka sana waachwe wapumzike!

Yaani unakuta umewaka kinoma umejiandaaa
Jamaa hataki kuguswa amechoka!
Hata ukimwambie niachie mie ntajipakulia mwenyewe wewe lala, hakubali anakwambia wewe msumbufu sana,hebu lala!

Muwe manakubali basi ke tukitaka,sio kila siku mechi zenu tuuu khaaa[emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51]

 

[Ubavu]

Ni wanaume wachache sana wanaokubali kuamshwa na ke wale vitu!
Mara nyingi hudai wamechoka sana waachwe wapumzike!

Yaani unakuta umewaka kinoma umejiandaaa
Jamaa hataki kuguswa amechoka!
Hata ukimwambie niachie mie ntajipakulia mwenyewe wewe lala, hakubali anakwambia wewe msumbufu sana,hebu lala!

Muwe manakubali basi ke tukitaka,sio kila siku mechi zenu tuuu khaaa[emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51]

Mkuu mwanaume wa hivyo mkimbie tu.. Njoo kwangu..! Yaani mie ndo ntakuwa nakuamsha kila baada ya masaa mawili..! [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

 

[MBITIYAZA]

Hahahahaaaa!!
Ngoja nikuitie makungwi wakufunde wewe. Wapi Heloo!!

ahahaahhahaha uwiii ataazisha mada sasa hv !dah nachoka mie

 

[Akili Sina]

Nakuja tafadhar

 

[Muzine]

Nakuja tafadhar

Unaenda wapi kaka

 

[Rip parents]

Mkuu mwanaume wa hivyo mkimbie tu.. Njoo kwangu..! Yaani mie ndo ntakuwa nakuamsha kila baada ya masaa mawili..! [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

Hahaha!

Unasema tuu!

Men wengi hawaguswi kama hawana hamu!
Ke wengi ni wahanga wa matamanio ya wanaume na sio yao Abadan!
Kwanza wakiona unaomba omba inaonekana ulikuwa Malaya!

Hizi data A kweli tupu!

 

[MBITIYAZA]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] wanaume nao wambea kumbe

ahhaha wambea hatari shoga !ukiona sms jua umbea wa mujini !lol