Kutokusex nae on our first dating, kumemfanya anikimbie!

[mchepuko]

utakua unaongea sanaaaaaaaa.........na ni muoga kutomba.

 

[mchepuko]

utakua unaongea sanaaaaaaaaaa na nimuoga kutomba

 

[masai dada]

Hahaha, ungemuuliza bwana. Afu usome alama za mwili wake. Kuna mshkaji mmoja huwa ananipa raha sana, point blank anauliza 'do you want to have sex with me ama tukae tu mahali tunywe kahawa?' ukimjibu kahawa, anasema im wondering why you are not tempted yet.

hahahhahahha lol

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Umeona eeh.....mwenyewe.anadai eti ooh anaeka nidham mwanamke wake wa kudumu nk....si udhalilishaji huu wa jinsia ya kiume??🙄

Nidhamu alitakiwa aiweke kwa kumbanjua kikweli kweli
kwisha habari yake ningekuwa mie ningemsema jongoo halipandi mtungi

 

[miss chagga]

miss chagga kile kikao.cha dharura cha MMU inabidi kidiscuss issue hii au vipi....

inabidi tuwaite wanakamati

 

[miss chagga]

Nidhamu alitakiwa aiweke kwa kumbanjua kikweli kweli
kwisha habari yake ningekuwa mie ningemsema jongoo halipandi mtungi

mamaaaa naona unafungua tu... jogoo hawezi panda mtungi loh angeshika na mkono aone kama ipo

 

[dogojanja 87]

utakua unaongea sanaaaaaaaaaa na nimuoga kutomba

mods mpo likizo?au ishakua lugha rasmi ya MMU?

 

[Kaizer]

Nidhamu alitakiwa aiweke kwa kumbanjua kikweli kweli
kwisha habari yake ningekuwa mie ningemsema jongoo halipandi mtungi

Hatareeee

 

[miss chagga]

utakua unaongea sanaaaaaaaa.........na ni muoga kutomba.

mkuu hivi ni nini jamani?

 

[Mr Econ]

what do u mean, inamaana she wanted it on our first meeting. i think that could oppose my goal in our relationship. i wanted her as my permanent woman, hence patience is among the sign i had to show her for this!

she is not of the kind you imagined........

 

[BADILI TABIA]

Inawezekana swala sio kudoo

Labda alikuja kwako akitaka kujua kukoje ili akuthathmini

Au alikuwa anakusoma tabia ukoje

Je lugha yako kwake ilikuwaje

Command zako

Tabia gani ulionyesha kwake

Au hakuwa na feelings nawe. Alikuja ili airidhishe nafsi yake afanye maamuzi

Au kuna vitu alivyoviona kwako hakuvutiwa navyo

Jikague

 

[Evelyn Salt]

mamaaaa naona unafungua tu... jogoo hawezi panda mtungi loh angeshika na mkono aone kama ipo

Yani nimekwazika utadhani mie ndo huyo mdada lol....

 

[Felix joseph]

Hahaa we joka la kibisa wenzako joka la mdimu hawachi kiti

 

[HARUFU]

Vipi hapo juu huyo demu kuku au?

Sema umefanya vizuri sana hawakawii baadae kusema ulitaka kumbaka, nakupa heshima zote na kuonyesha kuwa hujalala uko macho tangu siku ya kwanza. Pamoja anaweza kuwa kuku(kicheche) huyo demu

Haina haja ya plan B

cc Madscientist .....

 

[miss chagga]

Yani nimekwazika utadhani mie ndo huyo mdada lol....

pole mama

 

[TANMO]

Inawezekana swala sio kudoo

Labda alikuja kwako akitaka kujua kukoje ili akuthathmini

Au alikuwa anakusoma tabia ukoje

Je lugha yako kwake ilikuwaje

Command zako

Tabia gani ulionyesha kwake

Au hakuwa na feelings nawe. Alikuja ili airidhishe nafsi yake afanye maamuzi

Au kuna vitu alivyoviona kwako hakuvutiwa navyo

Jikague

Jamaa ameambiwa hana effect....
Labda kama umeamua kumpa moyo tu..

 

[HIMARS]

Mapenzi ni ugonjwa mbaya zaidi ya UKIMWI

 

[McDonaldJr]

Rudisha hadhi ya kiume mrudishe tena hapo mjengoni alafu mpe alichotaka hii kumuacha ndio hawa wanarudi tena hapa jukwaani kuongea kua wanaume wengi ni vibisa kumbe utu wetu.

 

[MankaM]

Huna effect? hayo matusi sasa huyo dada hajielewi hebu piga chini mapema sana

 

[piper]

utakua unaongea sanaaaaaaaa.........na ni muoga kutomba.

Hahahaha, umehit point moja kwa moja.