Kulala Kifo cha mende kibaya sana kunanitesa

[sambu]

Yaani nikilala style ya kifo cha mende huwa naota ndoto mbaya mbaya sana
Jana nilitoka kwenye party usiku nikawa nimechoka nikaoga nikajitupa tu kitandani kifo cha mende nilitaka nijiegeshe tu niamke hata nivae kinight dress ,kumbe nilipitiwa usingizi .nimeshtushwa na lindoto limoja hatare sana. Shida ni nini wakuu .hili pozi halinifai kabisa.

Seriously hata mimi hunitokea ndoto za kutisha nikilala chali. Labda kuna maelezo y kisayansi

 

[Miss Natafuta]

Kwani unalala na jeans?

Nalala uchi bila kitu mkuu

 

[andjul]

Haielezeki bna aah

Uliota hivi?

 

[Miss Natafuta]

Ukiona hayo yanatokea ujue tayari...

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Bado sijapata mbegu

 

[Miss Natafuta]

ulikua uchi sio

Ndio

 

[Miss Natafuta]

Seriously hata mimi hunitokea ndoto za kutisha nikilala chali. Labda kuna maelezo y kisayansi

Ngoja mshana aje pia

 

[Asprin]

Nalala uchi bila kitu mkuu

Mimi sio "mkuu". Mimi ni babu...

You have been warned

 

[Sakayo]

Mie ndo ilinishindaga hiyo

 

[Risen man]

Sijagegedwa wakuu

Acha kujishtukia! kwani mwenzetu wewe hupendi kugegedwa?

 

[born again pagan]

Kwanza nimechoka kulala peke yangu

Njoo pm tuyajenge

 

[albuluushiy]

Jamani huyu lara 1 yuko wapi?

 

[Miss Natafuta]

Mie ndo ilinishindaga hiyo

Nawe unapata ndoto mbaya ukilala HVO?

 

[Miss Natafuta]

Acha kujishtukia! kwani mwenzetu wewe hupendi kugegedwa?

Sipendi Mkuu japo

 

[CROSSFIRE]

Nililala kifo cha mende sema miguu niliikunja

Miss Natafuta
Hizi sentence Unafanya mikuyenge ya watu ambao si watumiaji wa Vegas, Erector, Sahel, Njoi, Cupid n.k. Ianze kuruka kuruka

 

[Black hermit]

Ndoto ilikuwa inahusu nini kwani tuanzie hapo kwanza

 

[Sakayo]

Nawe unapata ndoto mbaya ukilala HVO?

Saaaana
Huwa sithubutu hata kujisahau!!

 

[Examiner]

Yaani nikilala style ya kifo cha mende huwa naota ndoto mbaya mbaya sana
Jana nilitoka kwenye party usiku nikawa nimechoka nikaoga nikajitupa tu kitandani kifo cha mende nilitaka nijiegeshe tu niamke hata nivae kinight dress ,kumbe nilipitiwa usingizi .nimeshtushwa na lindoto limoja hatare sana. Shida ni nini wakuu .hili pozi halinifai kabisa.

Unatakiwa ukazwe namm ili usiote ndoto za ajbuajabu

 

[Miss Natafuta]

Saaaana
Huwa sithubutu hata kujisahau!!

Unaotaje dear?

 

[T 1990 ELY]

Mengi yanasemwa kuhusu kulala chali kwamba unaota majinamizi na vitu vya ajabu...

Ila kama ukilala kifo cha mende unaota ndoto mbaya... jaribu kulaliwa ukiwa kifo cha mende...


Cc: mahondaw

Hahahaha......

 

[luiz jr]

Usinitishe nianze kulala na chupi eti

Kwan kuna uterezi muda wote?