Kanuni za blind dating

[TUPACified]

Tell you what man..there was this gal who became my friend with the prospect of becoming my lover..during the initial stages I realized that she hated drinkers and smokers very much..she actually told me that she broke up with her boy cause he was drinking too much...I myself was no teetotaler and by that time I was taking both cigarettes and cannabis sativa + alcohol...So there was not much I could do but play along, pretending that I had never smoked and never taken alcohol..In the end I won her and little by little I let her "know" me..and guess what? before the year was over she was stealing some liquor from her father's collection and bringing them at my hole, and she was buying me cigarettes!!!!

and whenever she wanted a real "dose" she would suggest going to the beach first cause she knew I never missed the opportunity to light my spliff when enjoying the sea breeze!!! It was her way of saying "Inkhubu, have a smoke then lets go to bed"

You get my point sir?

The point i'm getting is, she was a desperate, probly the one who got dumped, and was looking 4 a re-bound, and there you were, no offense bruv.

Had she really hated all that, she would've made no exceptions man, especially after you've lied. And you don't trust your game man? If i ever hide my habits for a Chick, i'll quit them eventually, coz that would mean i really like her.

 

[Lee Cho in]

jipange cha kuongea!!angalia vitu vitavyomfanya nae acchangie au atoe yake maana unaweza jukuta umekua mwandsh wa habar

umeona enhee we unakuwa unaongea mwenyewe kama radio vle

 

[Shark]

Kama una mke au mume blind date yann unless unatafuta mchepuko

So blind date ili kupata mchepuko haiswii

 

[MichazPipoz]

Hio blind date itakua wap

 

[NANDERA]

Tell you what man..there was this gal who became my friend with the prospect of becoming my lover..during the initial stages I realized that she hated drinkers and smokers very much..she actually told me that she broke up with her boy cause he was drinking too much...I myself was no teetotaler and by that time I was taking both cigarettes and cannabis sativa + alcohol...So there was not much I could do but play along, pretending that I had never smoked and never taken alcohol..In the end I won her and little by little I let her "know" me..and guess what? before the year was over she was stealing some liquor from her father's collection and bringing them at my hole, and she was buying me cigarettes!!!!

and whenever she wanted a real "dose" she would suggest going to the beach first cause she knew I never missed the opportunity to light my spliff when enjoying the sea breeze!!! It was her way of saying "Inkhubu, have a smoke then lets go to bed"

You get my point sir?

nikionaga kiinglish kimenyooka nyooka huwa nadata kidogo. Sijui ndo ukoloni mamboleo? huyo dada alikupenda tu sijui ulimpa nini kwa hiyo hata alipokuja kujua unatumia pombe, sigara, dah! na bangi akaona ni vitu vidogo kuliko ulivyokuwa ukimpa. Ulimlewesha kwanza na mahaba ndo ukaanza kumuonyesha rangi zako. Ungemuonyesha toka mwanzo kuwa we ni mtumiaji asingerudi, angeona we ni wale wale tu. Kwa kulewa mahaba ilibidi akudekeze usipeperuke akakosa utamu bure kisa sigara. Ukikolea chongo unaita kengeza. Yeye na yule wa mwanzo hawakuwa wameshibana.

 

[nzalendo]

Yani nina usingizi mzitoo ila nina ubuyu wa blind dating nitakuja kuchangia badae.:lol:

Aisee kila siku usingizi.
Raha sana

 

[Inkhubu]

You make first impression you are smart and loaded,then in the long run you are rough and skint!

if you know how to act smart then you are smart..as for being loaded...may be by the time she realizes so she will have already come to her senses that money is not everything in love..or that you are not loaded at present but you have sound plans and expectations and soon cash will start flowing...and you are the winner!!!

 

[Inkhubu]

nikionaga kiinglish kimenyooka nyooka huwa nadata kidogo. Sijui ndo ukoloni mamboleo? huyo dada alikupenda tu sijui ulimpa nini kwa hiyo hata alipokuja kujua unatumia pombe, sigara, dah! na bangi akaona ni vitu vidogo kuliko ulivyokuwa ukimpa. Ulimlewesha kwanza na mahaba ndo ukaanza kumuonyesha rangi zako. Ungemuonyesha toka mwanzo kuwa we ni mtumiaji asingerudi, angeona we ni wale wale tu. Kwa kulewa mahaba ilibidi akudekeze usipeperuke akakosa utamu bure kisa sigara. Ukikolea chongo unaita kengeza. Yeye na yule wa mwanzo hawakuwa wameshibana.

Ni kweli..kwa hiyo point yangu ni kuwa kuna vitu unaweza ukamficha mwenzi wako katika mwanzo wa mahusiano ili kupalilia mbegu ya penzi isife, lakini kama una uhakika hivyo vitu havina muelekeo hasi katika mapenzi, na baadae hata mwenza akija kuvijua anakuwa ameshajifunza kuwa sio vibaya kama alivyokuwa anachukulia mwanzo..na mnasonga katika mapenzi

 

[Inkhubu]

The point i'm getting is, she was a desperate, probly the one who got dumped, and was looking 4 a re-bound, and there you were, no offense bruv.

Had she really hated all that, she would've made no exceptions man, especially after you've lied. And you don't trust your game man? If i ever hide my habits for a Chick, i'll quit them eventually, coz that would mean i really like her.

No offense taken, rest assured

Desperate or not..she would have ditched me had she known my habits before knowing the "whole me"..and taking her word she dumped the boy, not the other way around.

You know what man, a lot of people have prejudices..they pass judgment because of insufficient knowledge and heresay...so after a while they come to realize that what they termed "bad" is not actually so.

Suppose my predecessor on that juddy used to beat the hell outter her or abuse her someway after taking a drink or two..this might have led her to believe that drinking causes a lot of bad things, then she comes to me and realizes that after taking a drink I become as gentle as a dove...so here the game I trust, man, is get the chick in your hands by any means, then teach her what a kind of person you are...but first let her enter the class..after all didnt someone say the end justifies the means??

Hiding some habits sometimes acts as opportunity cost..not weakness

 

[TUPACified]

No offense taken, rest assured

Desperate or not..she would have ditched me had she known my habits before knowing the "whole me"..and taking her word she dumped the boy, not the other way around.

You know what man, a lot of people have prejudices..they pass judgment because of insufficient knowledge and heresay...so after a while they come to realize that what they termed "bad" is not actually so.

Suppose my predecessor on that juddy used to beat the hell outter her or abuse her someway after taking a drink or two..this might have led her to believe that drinking causes a lot of bad things, then she comes to me and realizes that after taking a drink I become as gentle as a dove...so here the game I trust, man, is get the chick in your hands by any means, then teach her what a kind of person you are...but first let her enter the class..after all didnt someone say the end justifies the means??

Hiding some habits sometimes acts as opportunity cost..not weakness

If that's part of your game, then i say keep playing that way, long as you're cool with it and winning.

Up until now, i've never had to lie or cover-up anything to score me any piece i desired. So, far as i'm concerned, she either likes me or leave me alone, but i'll never live a lie.

 

[Inkhubu]

If that's part of your game, then i say keep playing that way, long as you're cool with it and winning.

Up until now, i've never had to lie or cover-up anything to score me any piece i desired. So, far as i'm concerned, she either likes me or leave me alone, but i'll never live a lie.

Thats beautiful, like in a tennis game, we have forced errors and unforced ones..to some lying is a habit, to some it is a carpet

 

[TUPACified]

Thats beautiful, like in a tennis game, we have forced errors and unforced ones..to some lying is a habit, to some it is a carpet

More like a futbol game to me, keep the possession with styles & graces, let them come to you and you'll have clear scoring chances. But if you must force, then you must score a Puskas', if you know whata mean.

 

[Inkhubu]

More like a futbol game to me, keep the possession with styles & graces, let them come to you and you'll have clear scoring chances. But if you must force, then you must score a Puskas', if you know whata mean.

I know all about football, and I know the Legend Puskas..but what is a puskas? enlighten me hommie...I always hate not to know

 

[TUPACified]

I know all about football, and I know the Legend Puskas..but what is a puskas? enlighten me hommie...I always hate not to know

A screamer/stunner, the one that'll get you props and recognition.

 

[TUPACified]

I know all about football, and I know the Legend Puskas..but what is a puskas? enlighten me hommie...I always hate not to know

A screamer/stunner, the one that'll get you props and recognition world-wide.

 

[Inkhubu]

A screamer/stunner, the one that'll get you props and recognition world-wide.

I got that man

 

[Da Asia]

Kama una mke au mume blind date yann unless unatafuta mchepuko

Tena waliooa kwa blind dating ndio wenyewe, japo hapa hakuna atakayekubali maana MMU wote watakatifu

 

[shansarie]

Kwa wa dada make sure ua first date is in a public place. Msikae mafichoni. And dont share too much abt yourself

 

[ERoni]

Tena waliooa kwa blind dating ndio wenyewe, japo hapa hakuna atakayekubali maana MMU wote watakatifu

Tunakumbushia ili tusisahau. Lakini dating sio lazima iishie katika ku do...au mimi ndio sijui..!

 

[COBOL]

9. Angalia Exit iko wapi mapema, ili akitokea kama hujampenda unaanza bila yeye kukuona

Mkuu umeua! :lol::lol::lol: