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[Mr Miller]

Jamani Mr Miller kumbe kafungwa? bbade mamy naomba ukamfariji haraka

wewe hutaki kunifariji kwahiyo!!?

 

[Mr Miller]

Hahaha haha. ...hujatulia wewe. ...
Kwani Mr Miller ni Liver?

ngoja leo niwe Liver nipate wafariji [emoji4]

 

[Bbade]

ngoja leo niwe Liver nipate wafariji [emoji4]

Fanya urudi kulala

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*You can't be ugly and the same time you are broke,,my brother tumia sura yako mbaya kua mganga Wa kienyeji [emoji83][emoji83]*
Mungu ako na mipango mema juu yako [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Imagine having 5000 Facebook friends you block one fat girl and boom! That drops you to 1500 friends
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Mr Miller]

Nikionaga hiyo ID najikuta napata amani ya moyo. Nadhani jamaa baada ya kuchagua kutumia hiyo ID yeye mwenyewe alicheka.

hahaha kwamba yeye ni mkulima akacheka sana...sijui alikua anawaza nini!!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

If all married men decide to become faithful with their wives alone, I swear, all these slay queens and muvi stars will all die of hunger

[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

The only time [emoji786] when a guy's [emoji65] concentration [emoji775] level is at 100%
...is when he is shaving [emoji418] his balls
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Mr Miller]

Mkuu mimi nilikuwa natania tu.

ooohh sawa!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Boychild Anaachwa Na Dem yake Coz Hana Pesa .... Instead Atafute Job ..Mjinga Anatafta Dem Mwingine [emoji849][emoji55][emoji23]

Look at you[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

I saw two weed-smoking boys stealing my neighbour's clothes from his washing line and so I asked them, "Boys what are you doing?"

They replied, "We are shopping online!"

I fainted[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji51]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*My ex girlfriend fell in love to a farmer*

*Si ajabu sasa hivi analimwa tu [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38]*

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Dating a mkorogo girl is not a problem.,The problem is when she gets pregnant, and you are expecting a cute baby like Rashford,
Then boom Kante!
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Mr Miller]

Thad ndio nini lakini umemwamsha Mr Miller?

amefanya jambo zuri sana maana kumbe kuna system mpya zinaendelea humu...ningechelewa kuzijua sasa.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Hizi mende hunishangaza sana[emoji848][emoji848]. Unaeka food kwa microwave ukiwarm alafu unaona mende zikitembea huko ndani kama Shadrack, Meshack na Abednego..
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Bbade]

The only time [emoji786] when a guy's [emoji65] concentration [emoji775] level is at 100%
...is when he is shaving [emoji418] his balls
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

[emoji85][emoji85][emoji85][emoji85]

 

[Mr Miller]

Naelewa...ila inawaboa wengi. ....

mimi mmoja wapo

 

[Ctech]

Fanya urudi kulala

B-bade

 

[Bbade]

I saw two weed-smoking boys stealing my neighbour's clothes from his washing line and so I asked them, "Boys what are you doing?"

They replied, "We are shopping online!"

I fainted[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji51]

[emoji16][emoji16][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38]

 

[Mr Miller]

Ukipata ufafanuzi unielezee na mimi pia, maana hayo ni mapya kwangu.

ngoja waje hao walioleta hiyo system mpya watufafanulie