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[Madame S]

Hizi mende hunishangaza sana[emoji848][emoji848]. Unaeka food kwa microwave ukiwarm alafu unaona mende zikitembea huko ndani kama Shadrack, Meshack na Abednego..
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hahhaah

 

[Mtoto halali na hela]

01:30 leteni kuni za kukoka moto

 

[Bbade]

B-bade

*bbade* abeee

 

[Ctech]

*bbade* abeee

Hili jina kila mara nikiliona nashindwa kulitamka

 

[Mr Miller]

Fanya urudi kulala

nakuja.....baadae lkn!

 

[Madame S]

Dooh hahahha

I saw two weed-smoking boys stealing my neighbour's clothes from his washing line and so I asked them, "Boys what are you doing?"

They replied, "We are shopping online!"

I fainted[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji51]

 

[Bbade]

Hili jina kila mara nikiliona nashindwa kulitamka

Tamka Bade sahau B ya Kwanzaa. ..au Tamka B sahau Bade

 

[Mr Miller]

Hizi mende hunishangaza sana[emoji848][emoji848]. Unaeka food kwa microwave ukiwarm alafu unaona mende zikitembea huko ndani kama Shadrack, Meshack na Abednego..
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hahaha

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Leo nimekutana na bodaboda imeandikwa, "never trust a woman " nikajua huyu mtu lazima alikuwa na Range Rover huko nyuma.[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji596][emoji596]

 

[Ctech]

Tamka Bade sahau B ya Kwanzaa. ..au Tamka B sahau Bade

Daah haya ndio yale mambo ya Baki na Moja Kichwani!

 

[Mr Miller]

*bbade* abeee

ufundishe watu hili jina lako...maana ni gumu sana [emoji14][emoji14][emoji14][emoji1][emoji1][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125]

 

[Madame S]

If all married men decide to become faithful with their wives alone, I swear, all these slay queens and muvi stars will all die of hunger

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exactly

 

[Bbade]

Daah haya ndio yale mambo ya Baki na Moja Kichwani!

Kabisa. ....

 

[Mr Miller]

Daah haya ndio yale mambo ya Baki na Moja Kichwani!

cc chakubanga slow slow

 

[Bbade]

ufundishe watu hili jina lako...maana ni gumu sana [emoji14][emoji14][emoji14][emoji1][emoji1][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125]

Nitabadilisha soon niwe *Mrs Miller*

 

[Ctech]

Nitabadilisha soon niwe *Mrs Miller*

Okay Mrs Miller

 

[rikiboy]

Ninataka nijuee ladhaa ya Majimamaaa jamanii...[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]Kama Una nambaa tusaidiane

 

[Bbade]

Ninataka nijuee ladhaa ya Majimamaaa jamanii...[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]Kama Una nambaa tusaidiane

Kunywa maji

 

[Mr Miller]

Nitabadilisha soon niwe *Mrs Miller*

hiyo itapendeza na kuwarahisishia ndugu zangu ambao tunapata tabu kulitamka jina lako hilo la kiBrazil [emoji3][emoji3]

 

[Bbade]

Okay Mrs Miller

Mapema hivyo?
Usikimbize ndege wa Mr Miller