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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

**** three options 'single' 'married' na 'widowed' na ndoa hamjafunga mnasogezana tu siku atakuwa sahihi

Typo zingine zinakujaga pabaya na kuharibu kila kitu [emoji85][emoji85][emoji85][emoji85]

 

[Thad]

**** three options 'single' 'married' na 'widowed' na ndoa hamjafunga mnasogezana tu siku atakuwa sahihi

Mkuu hilo neno la kwanza umemaanisha au?[emoji848][emoji848]

 

[ISLETS]

I walked into this police station to report an incident. I found this officer at the enquiries desk reading the Bible. And out of curiosity to test his biblical knowledge I asked him a question. "Sir, who killed Goliath?" His reply to me was..."Uliza sergeant Rono ndio anahusika na murder."
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hapo ndio utajua huwa anasoma au anaread

 

[Thad]

Mimi nipo baina ya hizo hali mbili ulizozitaja. Hapo ndipo utakapo nijua mimi ni nani.

Ila umenikimbusha kitambo fulani huko nyuma.........

Nimekukumbusha nini?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

i hate end of the month..hakuna mtu hajuagi uko na pesa..
landlord
family & friends
thieves & enemies.
[emoji19][emoji19][emoji19][emoji19][emoji19][emoji19]

 

[ISLETS]

Mkuu hilo neno la kwanza umemaanisha au?[emoji848][emoji848]

daaa aisee usiku huu mkuu, ngoja nirekebishe

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Mkuu hilo neno la kwanza umemaanisha au?[emoji848][emoji848]

Ni typo. Sema tu imekaa pabaya [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

 

[Thad]

Nimefurahi kwa kauli yako hiyo.

Ila ikitokea nikalisahau utanikumbusha eeeh![emoji16]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

If he says " I will marry you when the time is right" Ask him if he has ever seen a wrong time. Has he ever seen 27:67pm?
Wisdom

 

[Thad]

daaa aisee usiku huu mkuu, ngoja nirekebishe

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] muungwana ni vitendo[emoji122][emoji122][emoji122]

 

[Thad]

Ni typo. Sema tu imekaa pabaya [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[ISLETS]

Typo zingine zinakujaga pabaya na kuharibu kila kitu [emoji85][emoji85][emoji85][emoji85]

hahahaa[emoji1] [emoji1] nishaona mkuu, nime edit

 

[Kisai]

Ila ikitokea nikalisahau utanikumbusha eeeh![emoji16]

Ndio ila ukisahau tena nakupa adhabu. Kama ikitokea nikikupa adhabu wewe ungependa nikupe adhabu gani ?

 

[ISLETS]

Ni typo. Sema tu imekaa pabaya [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

afanye kama hakuona vile

 

[Thad]

i hate end of the month..hakuna mtu hajuagi uko na pesa..
landlord
family & friends
thieves & enemies.
[emoji19][emoji19][emoji19][emoji19][emoji19][emoji19]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] kweli kabisa

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Thad]

Dear future wife ...unavyochelewa hunicheleweshi mimi [emoji41]tunawachelewesha watoto wetu kuanza shule[emoji81][emoji81]

Ujumbe umfikie popote alipo

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Tia neno mwenyewe...[emoji2221][emoji2221][emoji2221]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Thad]

Ndio ila ukisahau tena nakupa adhabu. Kama ikitokea nikikupa adhabu wewe ungependa nikupe adhabu gani ?

Unipe adhabu ya kula kukuandalia sharubati