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[Kisai]

Samahani sanaaa......hii juisi leo kiboko

Kwetu maarufu kwa jina la SHARUBATI........

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

When her makeup is finished.. She starts posting things like makeup free. Natural beauty. How do I look?
If you know, You know[emoji23]

 

[Thad]

Samahani sanaaa......hii juisi leo kiboko

Endeleeni tu haina shida najua mvinyo wangu ukipanda kichwani nitawaelewa tu[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Right!

Good night then...

Sleep tight [emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Unapeleka bae kuapply job, akifill form pale kwa marital status unaona anamark single [emoji4][emoji4][emoji4]na wewe ndio umelipa fare [emoji81][emoji81][emoji81][emoji81][emoji81][emoji81]

 

[Thad]

Hili jina nalipenda ila nalisahau mara kwa mara

Kwetu maarufu kwa jina la SHARUBATI........

 

[Kisai]

Hili jina nalipenda ila nalisahau mara kwa mara

Ndio umakinike nalo sasa.................!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

I walked into this police station to report an incident. I found this officer at the enquiries desk reading the Bible. And out of curiosity to test his biblical knowledge I asked him a question. "Sir, who killed Goliath?" His reply to me was..."Uliza sergeant Rono ndio anahusika na murder."
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Bbade]

Good night then...

Sleep tight [emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545]

Thank you!!!
Rest well too.

 

[Thad]

Una bahati siku hizi mboko hazizidi tatu sijui vinginevyo ungezikoga za kutosha [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

Siku hizi hata hizo tatu mpaka akaombe kibali, hivyo mpaka arudi nitakuwa nimeshashiba

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Aisee nilikuwa sijui [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji116][emoji116][emoji116]
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A baby made in the morning is called Monica, in the evening Evelyn, on the floor Florence, by the door Doreen, under the bridge Bridget, in the car Carol, at midday Mildred, in a hurry Harrison, on the mat Matildah, on the road Rodah, in the bar Barbra, if the lady was being forced Faustina and if the man is guilty Gilbert
Me dead [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Thank you!!!
Rest well too.

Mungu Atubariki [emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545]

 

[Thad]

Huwezi ukawa umelewa ukawa unajimudu,sipendi kupambana na mtu akiwa dhaifu,yaani adui yangu hapaswi kuwa na sababu ya kushindwa katika nafsi yake.

Narudi...............

Ukipambana na mimi utakuwa umenionea, ukiondoka umeniogopa![emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ever sat down and thought

Condom ni mpira ilhali mechi zake hazioneshwi live[emoji848][emoji848]

 

[Thad]

Sitalisahau tena

Ndio umakinike nalo sasa.................!

 

[ISLETS]

Unapeleka bae kuapply job, akifill form pale kwa marital status unaona anamark single [emoji4][emoji4][emoji4]na wewe ndio umelipa fare [emoji81][emoji81][emoji81][emoji81][emoji81][emoji81]

kama kuna three options 'single' 'married' na 'widowed' na ndoa hamjafunga mnasogezana tu siku atakuwa sahihi

 

[Kisai]

Ukipambana na mimi utakuwa umenionea, ukiondoka umeniogopa![emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Mimi nipo baina ya hizo hali mbili ulizozitaja. Hapo ndipo utakapo nijua mimi ni nani.

Ila umenikimbusha kitambo fulani huko nyuma.........

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Dear future wife ...unavyochelewa hunicheleweshi mimi [emoji41]tunawachelewesha watoto wetu kuanza shule[emoji81][emoji81]

 

[Thad]

Ever sat down and thought

Condom ni mpira ilhali mechi zake hazioneshwi live[emoji848][emoji848]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] sio poa kabisa

 

[Kisai]

Sitalisahau tena

Nimefurahi kwa kauli yako hiyo.