Jambo Fikirishi: RC Makonda, unamchezea Rais?

[FaizaFoxy]

Waislam tunamshukuru Allah, maasi yamepigwa break.

 

[Vladimir Lenin]

Waste of sperm for sure..

I'm the fastest sperm comredy, i have brilliant brain, I know what I'm talking.

 

[Vladimir Lenin]

Jana nimekaa kibarazani kwangu nikiwa nimevaa msuli napiga gahawa.Katika tafakari yangu mawazo yakanitembeza nikajikuta naiona Tanzania bila Jiwe,Jiwe bila dhamana na mwishowe Bashite bila dhamana aliyonayo.Niliyoyaona katika ufunuo huo yanasikitisha sana!

[emoji2] [emoji2] kwa hyo mkuu umeona maono kama yohana.

 

[Tajiri mpole]

Pascal Mayalla ameshasema tuachane na ‘mpakwa mafuta’. Hata akiamua wana chi wasiende kazini J3 hakuna wakumzuia.

Ngoja ikifika birthday ya mtoto wetu Keegan.

 

[Vladimir Lenin]

TISS, Na wadu wenginr kuanzia ccm. Wamkabidh makonda urais wa nchi.. maybe in hell?
urais ni taasis.. haihitaji mtu mwenye mawenge.
Yule sio presidential material.

Yakitimia usiniite mchawi mkuu, hujawajua master planner vzr ww.

 

[falcon mombasa]

Kwa namna flani nafurahia upumbavu unaoendelea

 

[mjingamimi]

TUANDAMANE.

 

[Webb]

Waislam tunamshukuru Allah, maasi yamepigwa break.

Maasi gani wewe,Fiesta ndio unaona maasi pekee....Hayo mengine yanayofanywa na ndugu zako Jiwe na Mwanae huyaoni.

Uislam hautaki UNAFIKI

 

[Tajiri mpole]

sababu ni kuwa clouds hawakuwa na kibali, na walidhania watapata kibali, based on last year's experience

EFM walinyimwa jana yake tu,

ndio maana umeambiwa tafuta facts, hauna

with all these media, kibali ungekiona, hawana na wlikuwa hawana

kibaya zaidi, utakuta wao clouds ndio waliitaka ile barua kuficha aibu

Sasa si ijulikane hakukua na kibali,wagonjwa wa moyo ni vipi tena?

 

[Vladimir Lenin]

Waste of sperm for sure..

Mkuu umenitusi lkn, kwa heshima na taadhima nakuamuru uniombe radhi kabla ya saa sita mchana. Zingatia hilo.

 

[The Mongolian Savage]

Safi Sana ndo vizuri ili watu wapate akili wacha wanyooshwe tu ili mpaka kufikia 2020 wawe wameshapata akili za kuchagua kiongozi sahihi.

Binafsi nafurahia sana wanavyooshwa watu ni dalili njema za 2020 watakua na akili.

So Bashite na Pombe kazeni buto mpaka wapate akili

Mbona watu wana akili tu. Unadhani ccm inashindaga uchaguzi? Ilishinda kihalali 2005. 2015 jiwe alipata kura laki 9 halali akikumbuka hii nakuzomewa kwenye kampeni ndio unaona anamfunga hadi mbowe

 

[My Son drink water]

Mr Hips on top of everything

Where did he get those hips from? was he born with them? or he just acquired them after being turned into homophobia? So many questions are there, but there's a certain person who has answers.

 

[mjingamimi]

Mimi kwangu ni burudani toshaaaa.hakuna aliye juu ya sheria.acha moto uwawakie.

Kwa namna flani nafurahia upumbavu unaoendelea

 

[mbasha mazengo]

Nimeumia sana siku ya Jana!

Niishie hapo

Bashite ni msukule wa magufuli.ni ajabu sana waziri wa sanaa anakuwa driven na msukule!!.halafu rais anachekelea uhuni huuu!! maana yake tunarais mhuni sana na tapeli.

 

[Mjuni Lwambo]

Pole sana mdau, jambo moja la kukusikitisha, Mr. Makonda is there to stay, whether you like him or not!

 

[Mayor of kingstown]

Nawaona Wafuasi wa mangekimambi kazini [emoji41]

 

[Mkongwe Mzoefu]

Tunapoteza muda RC dar anapokosea kumsemea kwa rais. Kwanini usingeandika "RC dar unawachezea wananchi?. Unahisi kublock hiyo fiesta ametenda tukio kubwa na baya sana kwa taifa kuliko mengine aliyofanya huko nyuma ambayo sihitaji hata kuyataja.

Ameaibisha kauli ile ya Rais kusifu fiesta kiasi alifikia kusema anatamani hata yeye aalikwe!

 

[Ndumbayeye]

kwani mara ngapi kwa hao uliowasema wanabadilika? wanakwnia usiishi kwa mazoea

 

[steveachi]

kwa kuwa waandaaji wa hilo tamasha wengi wanaupromoti ushoga, mi naona sawa tu ,acha wafungiwe milele na milele wasije kuwaambukiza wanetu tabia za kishoga shoga,konk master festival ndio tamasha lisilopromoti mambo hayo

 

[G Sam]

Kwanza Bashite akitembea usiku nasikia anakuwaga na kikosi cha ulinzi wa Rais