Jamani msihonge sana, madhara yake ndo haya

[stritglow]

Alooo sema mzee ubize ulikua mwingi nawe


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you 5min wha... mzee hawa madem hawafai yaani leo ndio anajua kua wewe ni 5minute man... yereeeewi

Mbona alikutusi sana mkuu 5 min man 🙊View attachment 852486

Msichanganye madesa nyie, sio mimi huyo. Hii ni convo tu nimeikuta sehemu

 

[manizzle]

Nimesoma mtiririko wa maongezi nikajua ni kishkaji flani kipo ghetto na program pendwa kwa jina "YAZZ" Kiki-fake maongezi.
Aliyeamini kama nilivyoamini basi ni mzee wa Coding Nampa hekko.
Aluyeshindwa kung'amua hili basi huyo hata utenguzi wa toto pendwa nao ataamini kama utatokea which is a total lie under a saint oath.
By!

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Nilihisi hiyo kitu though I'm not mtu wa coding

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[komamgo]

For sure. Maneno meeengi ya nini na mwanamke. Kujidhalili tu

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Imekaa Poa

 

[tzfanatic]

Pacha unaulewa mchezo ulivyo.. yaani si unaona nigga alivyolizwa hapo.
Mm demu akiniambia nimsomeshe atanisikilizia kwenye bomba.. wakishapata mafanikio wanamuona mwanaume si lolote wala chochote.

Hawa viumbe waone tu.. anahongwa mke si girlfriend. Anasomeshwa mke si gf, anafunguliwa biashara mke wa ndoa sio gf.

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Na mke ambaye unafamilia nae ...!!

 

[Raggy Singo]

Nilihisi hiyo kitu though I'm not mtu wa coding

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Utakuwa Mganga basi

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[manizzle]

Utakuwa Mganga basi

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[wise-comedian]

Hii ni script ya movie, haina uhalisia!

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[manizzle]

Utakuwa Mganga basi

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Logically, hayo maelezo hayana uhalisia. Angetaka kutuwin labda isingekuwa chat ndefu kiasi hicho. Huku mwisho jamaa unajua ni story tu kama story nyingine bro

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[Basi Nenda]

Mi ningemuua huyo dem then niukatekate mwili wake nikatupe baharini au ziwani aliwe na mamba

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[RUSSESABAGINA]

Hii chai nayo.
Trust me

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[mojave]

Kwa tafsiri ya kiswahili imekuaje kuaje mkuu? mi naelewa tu emoji.
Msaada tutani
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😂😂😂nawe huelewi kama mimi mkuu?

 

[mojave]

Ajali kazini tu kama ambavyo una-invest kwenye biashara fulani lakini inakufa. Utaacha ku-invest kwingine? Hapana, una-invest kwenye biashara ingine ukitegemea itakulipa.

😂😂😂

Aisee unafananisha biashara na mapenzi mkuu?

Si bora biashara utabakiwa na fixed asset!

Ulishasikia mtu anajinyonga kisa kapata hasara ya biashara? Hapana, sasa biashara ya mapenzi hata wachungaji wanajitoa uhai!

 

[RRONDO]

😂😂😂

Aisee unafananisha biashara na mapenzi mkuu?

Si bora biashara utabakiwa na fixed asset!

Ulishasikia mtu anajinyonga kisa kapata hasara ya biashara? Hapana, sasa biashara ya mapenzi hata wachungaji wanajitoa uhai!

Wewe hujasikia jamaa alijiua Dodoma baada ya viroba vyake kuteketezwa? Kama una-invest kwa mwanamke 2m ukala hasara na mimi nime invest 2m kwenye biashara tukifail wote tunapoteza 2m.

 

[mojave]

Wewe hujasikia jamaa alijiua Dodoma baada ya viroba vyake kuteketezwa? Kama una-invest kwa mwanamke 2m ukala hasara na mimi nime invest 2m kwenye biashara tukifail wote tunapoteza 2m.

Fine, huyo mwenye viroba jengo litakuwepo na possibility kuweka mgahawa ni kubwa sasa sijui huyu wa mapenzi!

 

[RRONDO]

Fine, huyo mwenye viroba jengo litakuwepo na possibility kuweka mgahawa ni kubwa sasa sijui huyu wa mapenzi!

Duh usichoelewa nini? Kuna watu wanahonga 2m(anawekeza) na mwingine anawekeza kwenye biashara 2m.
Mwisho wa siku huyu aliehonga anapigwa chini na huyu mwingine biashara inakufa/filisika. Wote wanapoteza 2m. Hamna afadhali hapo ni -2m.

 

[Raggy Singo]

Logically, hayo maelezo hayana uhalisia. Angetaka kutuwin labda isingekuwa chat ndefu kiasi hicho. Huku mwisho jamaa unajua ni story tu kama story nyingine bro

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Sure sure

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[Culture Me]

KARMA IS A BITCH

Indeed

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[Culture Me]

You can see kabisa kuwa the lady doesn't care... Ndo maana watu wanaishia kuchomana visu

She is a hoe.... she doesn't even deserve to be called a LADY.

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[Wild sniper]

Love is blind....

Nakujipa hope pia, unakuta mwingine anajiaminisha kuwa labda hii ni phase tu, akikaa sawa atatulia

Yah ndo tatizo hilo

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[ALU255]

Huyo mwanamke ana undugu na shetani lazima atakuwa cousin wake