Jamani msihonge sana, madhara yake ndo haya

[SteveMollel]

Halafu jamaa anakosea kubishana bishana nae anaongea saaaaaana km mtt wa kike ndio maana hcho kidemu kinajibu kinavyojiskia!

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For sure. Maneno meeengi ya nini na mwanamke. Kujidhalili tu

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[Analyse]

Duh. Haya mambo ni maigizo me nawaambiaga. Ni mwendo wa I love you and I love you too. Hakuna kingine.



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[LUBEDE]

Ajali kazini tu kama ambavyo una-invest kwenye biashara fulani lakini inakufa. Utaacha ku-invest kwingine? Hapana, una-invest kwenye biashara ingine ukitegemea itakulipa.

ni kweli,lakini hiyo biashara isiwe ya wanawake(mapenzi)mkuu!

 

[Wild sniper]

Dah mdada mwishoni kaamua kuwa muwazi [emoji3][emoji3] ila sio kwamba jamaa hakujua alijua ila akapuuzia sababu ya mapenzi aliyokuwa nayo kwa msichana wake.
Guys tumia akili ukiwa kwenye mahusiano ukitumia hisia utalia tu kila siku dalili za mtu anaecheat zinajulikana sana tatizo tunapuuzia sababu ya upendo.

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[FirstLady1]

Kwa tafsiri ya kiswahili imekuaje kuaje mkuu? mi naelewa tu emoji.
Msaada tutani
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[Tatigha]

Ohoooo hayo majibu jamaa aliyataka *****

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[Shawama]

Mtu alichukua hela ya ada kaenda kumpa mwanamke, alimnunulia iPhone, na vitu vingine vingi... Halafu kaja kugongewa na a guy alietambulishwa kama cousin.

Investing so much of your time, money and other resources kwa mwanamke ambae haeleweki, lazima uumie tu

Saw this somewhere and I thought I should share.

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Alooo sema mzee ubize ulikua mwingi nawe


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[Shawama]

For sure. Maneno meeengi ya nini na mwanamke. Kujidhalili tu

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Kwl yeye ampotezee tu demu atajuta mbele

Maana kama demu anadai jamaa yupo bize Sawa ila huyo mpya ana hela au nae mdangaji tu [emoji23]


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[Shawama]

Duh. Haya mambo ni maigizo me nawaambiaga. Ni mwendo wa I love you and I love you too. Hakuna kingine.



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[SteveMollel]

Kwl yeye ampotezee tu demu atajuta mbele

Maana kama demu anadai jamaa yupo bize Sawa ila huyo mpya ana hela au nae mdangaji tu [emoji23]


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Hutakiwi kubishana wala kuzozana na mwanamke mkuu, first of all utajiumiza maana hautomshinda, pili utajiabisha tu.

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[katoto kazuri]

Mtu alichukua hela ya ada kaenda kumpa mwanamke, alimnunulia iPhone, na vitu vingine vingi... Halafu kaja kugongewa na a guy alietambulishwa kama cousin.

Investing so much of your time, money and other resources kwa mwanamke ambae haeleweki, lazima uumie tu

Saw this somewhere and I thought I should share.

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Mnawapendaga wanawake weupe acheni wawachune mpaka wawazike bullshit.
hata wakiwanyonya damu ni sawa tu.
wadada wazuri zuri mtakomaa na bado wataendelea kuja nakuja nakuja mpaka ufe kwa presha mwanamke ni yule wakawaida wazuri sio .
kila mara oh oh oh hapana namtaka queen bado atakuja princess this time atakuja kuchukua kila kitu halafu ubaki mtupu huna pakulala wala pakufikia .

 

[ni ngumu]

Hii ni sababu unasikia mtu kachinja mtu..sio mapenzi ni gharama ulizokula hlf mwisho wa siku unakuja kumdharau ...dharau dharau dharau...

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[Planett]

you 5min wha... mzee hawa madem hawafai yaani leo ndio anajua kua wewe ni 5minute man... yereeeewi

 

[ni ngumu]

Nimesoma mtiririko wa maongezi nikajua ni kishkaji flani kipo ghetto na program pendwa kwa jina "YAZZ" Kiki-fake maongezi.
Aliyeamini kama nilivyoamini basi ni mzee wa Coding Nampa hekko.
Aluyeshindwa kung'amua hili basi huyo hata utenguzi wa toto pendwa nao ataamini kama utatokea which is a total lie under a saint oath.
By!

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Hizo emoji anazotumia mdada unaona kabisa ni utani mtupu ..

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[Mhandisi Mzalendo]

Story tamu

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[Carlos The Jackal]

Nawaambiga kuwa kuhonga si sifa nzuri. Unahonga mke wako tu wa ndoa.. hawa wengine wanakupotezea muda.

Never invest in a woman my friend.. always utakuwa dissapointed always.

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[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]pacha niaje aiseee... My bro akimsomesha he is a Navy Officer with 3* ... Jamaa alisomesha demu kuanzia form four. Mpaka Kufanya MD hapo MUHAS ....demu akiwa mwaka wa tatu ALIMKATA MCHIZI KATAKATA .

Bahat nzuri alitushirikishaga bila ivo tungekua tumeshazika.


Ukiwa una demu ambaye bila kuhonga mapenzi hayaendi ,HAKIKISHA HUMPI MOYO WAKO, FANYA NAUHONGE KAMA VILE UNANUNUA MALAYA.

*I shall kindly Knee to leave my Pride*

 

[Glenohumeral joint]

Chezea wanawake wew....

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[HIMARS]

Angekaa kimya tu baada ya miaka 5 hcl au h2s04 imhusu

 

[Glenn]

Halafu jamaa anakosea kubishana bishana nae anaongea saaaaaana km mtt wa kike ndio maana hcho kidemu kinajibu kinavyojiskia!

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uko sahihi, binafsi ningeonyesha kuwa nimemsamehe na yameisha, ntakuja kumwacha wakati ananihitaji zaidi.
sipigi wala kujibizana kihivyo

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[Cole Williams]

Mmmh!!! i feel so bad for the guy,
but Karma will do it work... he has to be patient.

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KARMA IS A BITCH