Jamani leo Ijumaa bata wapi

[Mzigua90]

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Sasa mambo ya hotel inabidi muwe wawili wawili.

 

[RRONDO]

Wale walinzi wa pale kuna watu wamewawekea parking asee......tena wakikuona kidada dada full zengwe!...yaan ni wanataka rushwa kinguvu sipapendii!

Kwa heshima na taadhima naomba urudishe ile avatar. Huwa inanibariki sana.

 

[RRONDO]

Sasa mambo ya hotel inabidi muwe wawili wawili.

Unauliza makofi polisi. Mimi+wewe=wawili

 

[Mzigua90]

Unauliza makofi polisi. Mimi+wewe=wawili

Hahahahaa. Basi imepita hiyoo. Tutakwendaaa

 

[RRONDO]

Wahenga ndo habare ya mjini.Rrondo akija hapa atasema naenda kudanga

Kuna bros zangu hapo nitawaambia wakupe kampani huwa sipendi kuingia anga zao.

 

[Mbeya One]

Leo ni mwendo ya nyama choma na kupatwa kwa mwezi

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Mugshot??

Yeah, imagine Uncle Juju kwa mugshot.

Na nilivyo jeusi kama kamera ya Nikon sasa teh teh teh!

Nitatisha watoto wa watu bure!

 

[Mzigua90]

Yeah, imagine Uncle Juju kwa mugshot.

Na nilivyo jeusi kama kamera ya Nikon sasa teh teh teh!

Nitatisha watoto wa watu bure!

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Hahahahaa. Basi imepita hiyoo. Tutakwendaaa

Hizo nyama mnaalikana wenyewe tu?

Uchoyo huo.

 

[Clueless14]

Good for you jirani!

Mi mwenyewe napanga kwenda on a cruise sometime next year.

I’ve got Punta Cana and/ or Negril on my mind.

Cruise is grrrweat!! I did the Bahamas last summer.

 

[RRONDO]

Cruise is grrrweat!! I did the Bahamas last summer.

Hii kitu naiota kwenye honeymoon yangu. Naomba,Mungu kabla hajaniita nipige ya at least 14 days...The Oasis itapendeza.

 

[Mzigua90]

Hizo nyama mnaalikana wenyewe tu?

Uchoyo huo.

Wewe ukirudi tutakualika. Nina sehemu mbili zina msosi mtamu hatariii. Rudi kwanza nikupeleke

 

[Heartiekay]

Kwa Mwamposa

Hahah

 

[Dionize N]

Achana na viwanja vya huko njoo Tabata 40 40 hautajuta

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Hii kitu naiota kwenye honeymoon yangu. Naomba,Mungu kabla hajaniita nipige ya at least 14 days...The Oasis itapendeza.

Halafu wala si expensive kivile.

Tena uki plan way ahead of time is even cheaper!

 

[RRONDO]

Halafu wala si expensive kivile.

Tena uki plan way ahead of time is even cheaper!

Yeah huwa naziona. Sema ukiwa bongo inabidi uzifuate karibu sana SA

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Achana na viwanja vya huko njoo Tabata 40 40 hautajuta

Waaaaay overrated.

Ntaenda tu kama nikipata mchuchu mpya!

Mbele ya mchuchu mpya popote ntaenda! Hata iwe Mabwepande teh teh teh

 

[RRONDO]

Waaaaay overrated.

Ntaenda tu kama nikipata mchuchu mpya!

Mbele ya mchuchu mpya popote ntaenda! Hata iwe Mabwepande teh teh teh

Aisee...nimekaa nimefikiria nimegundua sehemu nyingi nimezijua kwasababu ya michuchu

 

[Dionize N]

Waaaaay overrated.

Ntaenda tu kama nikipata mchuchu mpya!

Mbele ya mchuchu mpya popote ntaenda! Hata iwe Mabwepande teh teh teh

Teh teh mzee Nyani Ngabu nakukatalia bwana 40 40 sio kiwanja cha mchezo mchezo bwana... Labda ni lini mara ya mwisho umehudhuria pale

 

[Kichangiri]

Nipo hapa 5N njoo, utakuta jamaa mrefu mweusi wa wastani, wanapochoma nyama ingia ndani kuna ka sofa ka kishkaji. Nimekaa nakula windhoek ukifika niambie mimi ndiye. Ntakuwepo hapa mpaka mida mibovu flani hivi