I really miss being pregnant mie Karucee

[Karucee]

Karuu, Kiukweli mimi bado niko kwenye majonzi mazito kwa kilichotokea "West-Gate mall" kuna mama mmoja alikua amebakiza wiki mbili ajifungue but she was shot to death.. Its so pathetic

Its ----ed to say the least!!

 

[Karucee]

Kaamua kufunguka huku...ni kweli nilikua sizipendi sana....ndio maana nilikua namtoroka kama nataka kutoka..

HAhahaha. you can run but you cannot escape my love

 

[Karucee]

Mmmh!!! nilvyosoma mpka machozi yamenitoka, nilikuwa na ujauzito wng mwnyw mwanzo hata ckujua nilishtukia tu morning sickness, baridi kali nikawa hata staki hubby aniguse!!!! yani nikawa sensitive na harufu zote yani my hubby alikoma. cku iyo nikaenda kupima malaria docta alivoniona tu akasema mimba hiyo nikapima yani nilifurahi balaa!!!! niliteseka mie sikuweza kula chakula kila kitu nilitapika yani chakula changu kilikuwa supu tu na juice ya ukwaju!!! mimba ilinitesa mie niliumwa sana mpk inatoka sitasahau. wkt mwng nilikuwa nashika tumbo langu mwnyw naongea na mtt wangu hubby alinidekeza but hakuwa riziki!!! Mungu naomba unipe nyingine na mm niitwe mama nipate rafiki wa kweli!!!!.

God will give you a child love. And we will all celebrate the bundle of joy with u. Take heart

 

[Karucee]

ila it needs a heart to handle whatever happens in this time of prgnancy..unaweza ukavaa,ukala na ukafanya kitu ambacho huwez kuja kukifanya after kujifungua

Kumbe kwetu wakishikaga mimba wanawakimbiaga waume zao na wana demand talaka kabisaaaaa. And that shit Malta? I swear I was nuts to even take a sip.

 

[Karucee]

Yaani wewe karucee ungekuwa mdogo wangu ningefungwa jela. Ningekuwa nakukoa makonzi!
Why did u walk out on ur hubby?!

pregnancy hormones. Poor dude. Kwanza nimemkurupusha asubuhi. I feel like such a bitch when I look back. lol

 

[Karucee]

Pombe, viroba, bange and now you became mama.

Mungu mkubwa!!!

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The best drug ever is to become a mother. You are always high with the feeling of ecstasy and the never ending joys.

 

[Watu8]

watu8 is already taken

Ha ha ha...utamfanya Smile macho yamtoke!!!

 

[Karucee]

Ila bwana kwa kweli mimba ni mystery. Kila mara unaumwa,hujui unaumwa wapi. Mara kichwaaaaa mara kiunoooo. Mie nilihamia vyumba vyote mle ndani kwangu. Nikaona haitoshi nikahamia kwa Ma Mkweeeee. Nikazunguka vyumba mle ndani, nikahamia ukumbini nikarudi zangu Mbezi. Home bwana nikahamia ukumbini, hubby akaninunulia godoro nikawa nahama kila usiku.NA chandarua kama hema, so nilikuwa mhamiaji ndani mwangu.
Ikaja ishu ya kutapika. Nilitapika from day one mpaka nikiwa labour wananifanyia operation kazi ni moja tuuuu kutapika. Hahaha. Nilitapika mpaka nikajitapikia nywele. Teh teh teh.
Nikaja kupenda kukaa vijiweni na wavuta bange. Hadi usiku jamani. tumbo liko kuleee lakini nimo. Wakanipa jina Mama Kabaisa. mh!
Home bwana, kuna muembe. Ule muembe mpaka hubby aliupunguza matawi.... kazi kupanda. Nilinunaje??? Na kilioooooooo.

 

[asakuta same]

eheheeee....sijawai kuwa mjamzito ila i wish that nina mikopo ya folic acid kibao kwa room! pregnant woman to be! natafuta tu father wa kujivolunteer!

mtoto mtamu sana , ila hii style ngumu.........

 

[kadoda11]

lara 1 kapata mpinzani.none other than Karucee.u can tell frm the way she flows.. &#9829;&#9829;&#9829;&#9829;&#9733;&#9733;&#9827;&#9734;(>_<)

 

[Zion Daughter]

Ha ha ha...utamfanya Smile macho yamtoke!!!

Smile amesema yeye bado yupo yupo sana.

BTW stevoh inakuwaje? Hii hoja ya Karucee imekaa vema.

 

[EMT]

hata wewe unanishangaa kulisifia jeshi letu?

Makubwa

 

[SHIEKA]

eheheeee....sijawai kuwa mjamzito ila i wish that nina mikopo ya folic acid kibao kwa room! pregnant woman to be! natafuta tu father wa kujivolunteer!

Father? foster or biological? If biological count on me Smile!

 

[tracy]

karucee..
i cant wait to be a mum,Godwilling.
Na ni kweli,a pregnant woman can get away with almost anything,raha aje?

 

[Karucee]

karucee..
i cant wait to be a mum,Godwilling.
Na ni kweli,a pregnant woman can get away with almost anything,raha aje?

Oh.... I miss a baby girl. Ka sweet kama hako kwenye picha. A little princess for mama. Am gonna spoil my babies jamaniiiiiii.

 

[Swts]

I've never bin preggo but i will plan....hehehe a father is needed....awe tayari kunisaidia hadi kutema mate

 

[Taured]

Chezea mimba ww mwambie akutie nyingine

On my labor bed I swore never ever to look at male genitals let alone touch or allow one near me. But as my son turns one year old,natamani kweli uja uzito na vituko vyake.

Long before I realized I was pregnant nilikuwa party animal ile mbayaaaa. I was losing my senses. But I could not see it, or admit it. Infact nakumbuka kuna siku niliamka asubuhi na motinyo kilo kama kumi kichwani. Nika pack begi nikamwambia mume wangu bye, am tired of being married. Nimefika Ubungo nikaona niende zangu Arusha. Mimi huyoooooo huku nina Smirnoff Vodka na Tonic chupa kadhaa na ipod yangu inaachia Rock n Roll.

Basi, nimefika Arusha akaja kunipokea best wangu mmoja, one of the very few girlfriends I have tukaenda straight pub na mizigo yangu. Piga motinyo weeee mpaka tukakaa sawa. Smoked some then we went home because she had to work. Nisianguke kwenye ngazi za Babylon?? No wonder I do not wear heels when going out to drink. I was not drunk but hamna ambae angenielewa.

Sasa bwana, kesho yake tulikuwa tunaenda kuzika kwa best wa best wangu. But I was not feeling well nikabaki nje ya kanisa. I was feeling so dizzy. I decided kwenda dispensary flani karibu ya kanisa nijue kama nina malaria. For no reason at all I opted for pregnancy test. I do not know why I bothered, after all I had given up and thereby devoted my life to partying to fill the empty space in my heart.

The results came back. I was pregnant. I cannot describe the feeling. Looking back I cried. I was happy. My life changed that very moment. I had walked out of my marriage the previous day. I had drunk and smoked and did all crazy things in my life. I had fallen down the stairs not knowing I had a precious little being growing inside me the previous night. I looked up to the skies and thanked the Almighty for picking me among the queens who have walked this earth to carry a baby. I swear I was overwhelmed.

I called my husband. He cried. “Come back you silly girl”,he said,” bring the little baby to Daddy”. Teh teh teh . Nilianza kwanza kwenda kwetu to my Dad to tell him in person that I was gonna be a Ma. And he a Grandpa. Alifurahi mno. Ikawa ndio mwanzo wa kuwa pampered. Tapikaaaaa from Day one, the whole day kazi ilikuwa moja tuuuu. Full kutapika…. Nikarudi Dar to my husband that I had walked out on. And life started afresh.

The new pregnant me jamani alikuwa majanga. Jeuriiiiiii!!Stubborn!! Am stubborn by nature but ilizidi. Nilipenda kukaa vijiweni kutia hadisi. Wakati kawaida I am a loner, napenda kukaa alone nikisikilizia bange kichwani zinavyolipuka. Somethings I cannot explain. Nilipenda vimini mnoooooo.Extremely short. Ze hazibendi akikataa nivae nakataa kutoka nae. Domo refuuuuuu Jamani. Plus nilimpenda sana mume wangu. Ikifika saa kumi jioni naanza simu, by six kama hajafika home natoka naenda kumfata wherever he will be. Asubuhi namfata kazini halafu narudi home. I hated food, I wanted nothing, just water and fruits. Na Malta. Yuck. Mpaka leo sielewi how I swallowed that shit. I did not drink again or smoke. My life had purpose, to be a Mama.

Being pregnant, you get away with so many things. People treat you with respect. Magari yanasimama ili mtumbo wako upite. Benki hupangi foleni. Home massage kwa wingi, bila hata kusema Baba Yoyo hapa naumaaaaa. You get away with almost everything. I miss being pregnant jamaniiii.

snowhite, sakapal, gfsonwin, EMT, Kaunga, King'asti Kongosho, watu8, Smile, Wi-Fi

 

[Kokwa kavu]

Hahahaha hyo noma though umenipata

 

[Karucee]

I wonder what you are high on.

Chezea mimba ww mwambie akutie nyingine

 

[sister]

namshukuru Mungu mimba yangu haikunisumbua.....sikutapika zaidi ya miezi ya mwanzo....na wala sikutema mate.....nilikuwa napenda kula sana.....na nilikuwa napenda makokwa ya embe....duh hii sitasahau.....kesho kutwa my baby boy anatimiza mwaka mmoja....