Huyu mama mkwe simuelewi

[gamaweshi belo]

*_Wanawake bwana kwa kulalamika eti "ooh nimebeba mimba miezi tisa" Sisi mbona tumebeba mapumbu tangu wadogo na Adi Sasa hatulalamiki_*

*badilishen kauli*

1. Hayo mapumbu yako yana kg ngapi naje unafamu mimba huwa inakuwa na kilo ngapi hadi mtu anapojifungua,

2. huwa unasikia kichefuchefu tangu umeyaanza kuyabeba hayo mapu***

3. Huwa unaishiwa damu

4. Huwa yanajigeuza geuza na kucheza yenyewe kama afanyavyo mtoto tumboni

 

[Hornet]

1. Hayo mapumbu yako yana kg ngapi naje unafamu mimba huwa inakuwa na kilo ngapi hadi mtu anapojifungua,

2. huwa unasikia kichefuchefu tangu umeyaanza kuyabeba hayo mapu***

3. Huwa unaishiwa damu

4. Huwa yanajigeuza geuza na kucheza yenyewe kama afanyavyo mtoto tumboni

hili jibu limenishangaza na kunichekesha, ila katika hali ya kawaida hauwezi linganisha kubeba pumbu na kubeba mimba!

 

[UncleBen]

Kutunga Chai sio ishu, ila Kutunga kitu cha namna hii ni Zaidi ya kuwakosea wazazi adabu

Mama tumelelewa tofauti sana , inabidi tu ukubaliane na hali halisi usije ukapata presha bure

 

[Snowpiercer]

*_Wanawake bwana kwa kulalamika eti "ooh nimebeba mimba miezi tisa" Sisi mbona tumebeba mapumbu tangu wadogo na Adi Sasa hatulalamiki_*

*badilishen kauli*

Hahahaa

 

[Taurus6]

*_Wanawake bwana kwa kulalamika eti "ooh nimebeba mimba miezi tisa" Sisi mbona tumebeba mapumbu tangu wadogo na Adi Sasa hatulalamiki_*

*badilishen kauli*

Mapumbu ni sawa na mimba kumbe....

 

[Patience123]

Kutunga Chai sio ishu, ila Kutunga kitu cha namna hii ni Zaidi ya kuwakosea wazazi adabu

Huyu jamaa anakuwaga na chai tena za ovyo kabisa.

 

[Lepanto]

anamzazi mmoja yani mama tu na babake nafikiri alikushavuta shuka long kidogo

Yaani hujui kama baba mkwe wako ni marehemu ama lah!! Kuna Tatizo kwenye ndoa yako ndy maana unamtamnai mama mkwe wako.

Halafu anaishi kwa mama mkwe. Aibuuuuu. kweli wewe ni mvulana

 

[Mrigariga]

I dont prefer dry fucki*ng i do it only for own wife, Thanks for ur advice what danger are u seeing?

You dont see any danger!!! that's why you are not sure if your father in law has actually passed away!!!

 

[Mrigariga]

Stories zakutunga tuuuu hizo.kwanza unalalaje ukweni

Mimi pia nashangaa unaenda kusalimia ukweni na trainning kit? Siku ya pili tu upo nje uwanjani unafanya mazoezi?!!
Kuna kitu hakijakaa sawa ktk hadithi hii. Japo maajabu yapo duniani.

 

[Mrigariga]

Inawezekana umekwenda huko kikazi, kwa ubahili wa kuka guest, umekwenda kwa mama mkwe na mke wako yuko nyumbani.

Sky Eclat, do really really you buy this crap?!!

 

[Sky Eclat]

Sky Eclat, do really really you buy this crap?!!

He said so, let us assume that is the case.

 

[Congo]

Huko ni kukosa adabu kwako. Utafanyaje mazoezi mpaka maungo ya mwili wako yaonekane. Tatizo ni wewe usimsingizie mkweo. Halafu ukweni tunaweza kushinda sio kulala

 

[long live my love]

Oooh! Tanzania nchi yangu nakupenda. Nchi ya viwanda tutaipata kwa style hii?

 

[Mrigariga]

He said so, let us assume that is the case.

Then it's a wrong assumption because based on this story there are lots of missing puzzle...

 

[jobless tycoon]

Ukiweza mle ndogo.

Kweli hii ndo Tz yenye viwanda.......

 

[nosspass]

kwanza unalalaje ukweni? jiulize hili kwanza...halafu la kuzengewa na mama mkwe ndio lifuate.........then jaribu kumng'ata uone utakavyoivuruga hiyo ndoana yako kuuudaaadeki...

 

[KING 360]

Mkuu bahati mbaya akitaka umkopeshe hela usikubali uo upande hawajopesheki ova

 

[House of Commons]

Nimecheka sana aiseee...

*_Wanawake bwana kwa kulalamika eti "ooh nimebeba mimba miezi tisa" Sisi mbona tumebeba mapumbu tangu wadogo na Adi Sasa hatulalamiki_*

*badilishen kauli*

 

[NAKWEDE]

babake nafikiri alikushavuta shuka long kidogo

Hakukuambia kama baba alishatangulia mbele za haki?

 

[immasakha]

Hahaa imenikumbusha kipindi nipo 823kj "mama mkwe ananipendaaa sasa nifanyeje!!? Mtoto tulia wewee!!kula mayai yake!!