Happy Birthday, Mr. President!!

Happy Birthday, Mr. President!!

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Happy Birthday to the 44th President of the United States: Barack Hussein Obama II.

Wish you have a wonderful birthday and thank you for being a strong President during these difficult times.


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Max

Nilifikiri unasema,"Happy Birthday, Mungu"
Yesu Kristo ni Mungu - Max

Max, "Mungu" Yesu alizaliwa wapi?
"Mungu" Yesu Kristo/ Annointed alizaliwa tarehe ngapi?

Happy birthday Jaluo!

"Happy bithday" kwa kiswahili inasemwaje?

Jaluo anasambaza domo-krasi na ushoga duniani.

Peace is war, war is Peace - by Jaluo.
 
Max

Nilifikiri unasema,"Happy Birthday, Mungu"
Yesu Kristo ni Mungu - Max

Max, "Mungu" Yesu alizaliwa wapi?
"Mungu" Yesu Kristo/ Annointed alizaliwa tarehe ngapi?

Happy birthday Jaluo!

"Happy bithday" kwa kiswahili inasemwaje?

Jaluo anasambaza domo-krasi na ushoga duniani.

Peace is war, war is Peace - by Jaluo.
Toka lini Mungu akawa na tarehe ya kuzaliwa? Kama unaubavu nipe Tarehe ya Kuzaliwa Mungu Yesu? Hata Allah wako kashindwa kuiweka kwenye Korani?

Kama Allah ni mungu, kwanini kashindwa kutuwekea tarehe ya kuzaliwa Isa bin Maryam?

Happy Birthday Mr. President Barack Hussain Obama
 
tunaubirri birthday ya mungu wako !

Nionyeshe kwenye Koran tarehe aliyo zaliwa Isa? Hapo ndipo utafahamu kuwa Yesu ni Mungu na Allah wako kashindwa fahamu na hafahamu wala hajui tarehe ya kuzaliwa. Eti, Allah kamtuma Isa, my foot. Nipe tarehe ya kuzaliwa Isa kutoka Koran.
 

Nionyeshe kwenye Koran tarehe aliyo zaliwa Isa? Hapo ndipo utafahamu kuwa Yesu ni Mungu na Allah wako kashindwa fahamu na hafahamu wala hajui tarehe ya kuzaliwa. Eti, Allah kamtuma Isa, my foot. Nipe tarehe ya kuzaliwa Isa kutoka Koran.



Geographical Errors




Commenting in his (Harold Liedner) 1999 book The Fabrication of the Christ Myth on the well-known Gospel story of the Gadarene swine, which rushed down a steep cliff and were drowned in the Sea of Galilee, the Jewish scholar Joseph Leidner points out that because Gadera is actually several kilometers away from the sea, the whole incident is evidence of either ignorance or total lack of concern with veridical history.

Citing other similar examples, he writes,

"From the evidence…the blunt conclusion emerges that the Gospel writers did not know the geography and customs of the Holy Land, and did not know Judaism itself.

They were working with source material having nothing to do with historical data of any kind. (ibid, p. 163)



Mark makes serious mistakes in his geographical references to Palestine.
He knows the Galilean place names
and the general relative positions of the localities, but not specific details. Hence he "represents Jesus as travelling back

and forth in Galilee and adjacent territories in a puzzling fashion" (Kee, 117, pp 102 - 3).

To go (as Jesus is said to in Mk. 7:31) from the territory of Tyre by way of Sidon to the Sea of Galilee "is like travelling from Cornwall to London via Manchester" (Anderson, 2, p 192).

Again, Mark's references to movements across the Sea of Galilee are impossible to trace sequentially. Mention of specific location near the sea are either unknown sites, such as Dalmanutha (8:10), or are patently inaccurate, as in the designation of the eastern shore of the lake as the country of the Gerasenes (5:1)" (Kee, loc cit).

Gerasa is more than thirty miles southeast of the lake, too far away for the setting of the story which demands a city in its vicinity, with a precipitous slope down to the water. Probably all that concerned Mark, collecting and adapting pre-existing stories about Jesus, was that the lake and its surrounding territories, some Jewish and some mainly Gentile, was an ideal setting for journey's of Jesus and his disciples, showing how both Jews and Gentiles responded to him with faith.

That place names in Mark caused perplexity among early readers is shown by the wide range of variants in the textual tradition where names occur in the gospel. Perplexity is also evidenced by Matthew, who changed Mark's Gerasenes to Gadarenes (Mt. 8:28), Gadara being a well-known spa only eight miles from the lake.


(G. A. Wells, The Historical Evidence for Jesus (Prometheus Books, 1982), p. 230



Many other examples of improbable reconciliations could be offered. Since Matt has a Sermon on the Mount and Luke has a similar Sermon on the Plain (Matt 5:1; Luke 6:7), there must have been a plain on the side of the mountain.

Since Matt has the Lord's Prayer taught in that sermon and Luke has it later on the road to Jerusalem (Matt 6:9-13; Luke 11:2-4), the disciples must have forgotten it, causing Jesus to repeat it.

Mark 10:46 places the healing of the blind man after Jesus left Jericho, while Luke 18:35; 19:1 places it before Jesus entered Jericho.

Perhaps Jesus was leaving the site of the OT Jericho and entering the site of the NT Jericho!

Raymond E. Brown, S.S., An Introduction To The New Testament, The Anchor Bible Reference Library (Doubleday, 1997) pp. 109-110
 
Toka lini Mungu akawa na tarehe ya kuzaliwa? Kama unaubavu nipe Tarehe ya Kuzaliwa Mungu Yesu? Hata Allah wako kashindwa kuiweka kwenye Korani?

Kama Allah ni mungu, kwanini kashindwa kutuwekea tarehe ya kuzaliwa Isa bin Maryam?

Happy Birthday Mr. President Barack Hussain Obama

Hata wewe huijui siku na tarehe aliyozaliwa "Mungu" Yesu?

Inatosha kujua kuwa Yesu alizaliwa. Au hufahamu pia kuwa " Yesu Kristo ni Mungu " alizaliwa?

Je Mungu anazaliwa?
 
Toka lini Mungu akawa na tarehe ya kuzaliwa? Kama unaubavu nipe Tarehe ya Kuzaliwa Mungu Yesu? Hata Allah wako kashindwa kuiweka kwenye Korani?

Kama Allah ni mungu, kwanini kashindwa kutuwekea tarehe ya kuzaliwa Isa bin Maryam?

Happy Birthday Mr. President Barack Hussain Obama


WEWE MBONA UNAONGEA KAMA HUNA MENO!!

WEWE MUNGU WAKO SI AMEZALIWA 25/12 !! SASA HUYU MWANA WA HUSEIN ANAKUHUSU NINI??

wee subiri krismasi umpe huyo mungu wako "HI" HALAFU UNAJUA HIZI CHRISMAS ZENU ZINASABABISHA GLOBAL WARMING??

MANAKE WAGALATIA WANAMALIZA MITI IKIFIKA DECEMBER.

wachafuzi wakubwa wa mazingira !!
 
... Ohhh-Didn't xross ma mind-...!! Thanks very Much everybody .... Its ma-birthday-Today!!
 

Nionyeshe kwenye Koran tarehe aliyo zaliwa Isa? Hapo ndipo utafahamu kuwa Yesu ni Mungu na Allah wako kashindwa fahamu na hafahamu wala hajui tarehe ya kuzaliwa. Eti, Allah kamtuma Isa, my foot. Nipe tarehe ya kuzaliwa Isa kutoka Koran.

Kwa hii kauli yako umekubali kuwa Yesu ni Issa!
Sasa huyu mwenzio Eiyer hajui kuwa hajui!
Alikataa katakata kuwa Yesu SIO ISSA!

Hebu muelekeze ulichokisema hapa!
manake hawa wanakondoo wa kibongo elimu ni matatizo!

Halafu utuambie huyu mungu wako hakuona njia yyt ya kuwasamehe wale viongozi wa makanisa wanaotafuna wanaume wenzao, mpaka akaamua auwawe!!
Halafu juu ya kuwa ameamua kujiua!

Akawa analia! Tena kwa sauti kuu!


Duhhh!

Ugalatia kaaazi kwelikweli!

cc Izz
 
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Toka lini Mungu akawa na tarehe ya kuzaliwa? Kama unaubavu nipe Tarehe ya Kuzaliwa Mungu Yesu? Hata Allah wako kashindwa kuiweka kwenye Korani?

Kama Allah ni mungu, kwanini kashindwa kutuwekea tarehe ya kuzaliwa Isa bin Maryam?

Happy Birthday Mr. President Barack Hussain Obama

We si unakubali kuwa YESU NI MUNGU!?

HALAFU UNAKATAA KUWA HAKUZALIWA!

HIVI ILE SHEREHE YA CHRISTMAS HUWA MNASHEHEREKEA UZAWA WA NYERERE SIO!?

teh teh teh teh!

Mfa maji bwana haachi kujamba ovyo!

Teh teh teh teh!

Hebu we shangazi Eiyer njoo umuokoe yuda eskarioti ! Kabla hajafa kifo cha laana!
Cc Ritz Izz
 
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Halafu utuambie huyu mungu wako hakuona njia yyt ya kuwasamehe wale viongozi wa makanisa wanaotafuna wanaume wenzao, mpaka akaamua auwawe!!
Halafu juu ya kuwa ameamua kujiua!

Akawa analia! Tena kwa sauti kuu!


Duhhh!
Kahtaan umemkimbiza Max.

Mungu alijitoa mhanga ili kuokoa viumbe vyake kwa mujibu wa Max

Lakini huku makanisani wanatuimbisha "kila mtu ataubeba mzogo Wake mwenyewe"

Wanasiasa nao wanapoamua kutulundikia kodi na kutugawia umasikini utawasikia wanasema ,"kila mtu ataubeba msalaba wake"

Baada ya kusamehewa na Mungu aliyejigeuza kuwa Mwana wa Mungu katika utatu mtakatifu, hivi bado tutakuwa na mzigo wa kubeba?

Katika hii nyimbo ya "kila mtu ataubeba mzigo Wake", wanakwaya wanasema "mbele za Mungu". Hizi Mungu ziko ngapi? Au hawajui kiswahili hawa?

Pata raha hapa:



 
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Kahtaan umemkimbiza Max.

Mungu alijitoa mhanga ili kuokoa viumbe vyake kwa mujibu wa Max

Lakini huku makanisani wanatuimbisha "kila mtu ataubeba mzogo Wake mwenyewe"

Wanasiasa nao wanapoamua kutulundikia kodi na kutugawia umasikini utawasikia wanasema ,"kila mtu ataubeba msalaba wake"

Baada ya kusamehewa na Mungu aliyejigeuza kuwa Mwana wa Mungu katika utatu mtakatifu, hivi bado tutakuwa na mzigo wa kubeba?

Katika hii nyimbo ya "kila mtu ataubeba mzigo Wake", wanakwaya wanasema "mbele za Mungu". Hizi Mungu ziko ngapi? Au hawajui kiswahili hawa?

Pata raha hapa:





TEH TEH TEH TEH !! KWI KWI KWI KWI !

Haki ya mungu nimecheka sana! hasa kwenye hio ya arusha!

manake wale wanakondoo sura zao zinaonekana kama wametahayari kuambiwa "kila mtu kivyake vyake"

Sasa yule mgalatia MaxShimba mbona limzigo lake anamtwisha yesu!! yaani anamfanya huyo ,mungu wake kama haujui huu mwimbo eti!

teh teh teh teh teh !!
 
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Huyu wa pili anaeitwa PASTOR FAUSTIN MUNISHI!

Yaani anaimba utafirikiri kamsikia muchungwaji MaxShimba na bibie Eiyer wanavyosema kila siku kuwa "Yesu kafa kwa ajili ya madhambi yao!!

sasa mwiteni na huyo juma au maulidi sasa!
manake nyie huwa hamchelewi kubatiza!!
 
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We si unakubali kuwa YESU NI MUNGU!?

HALAFU UNAKATAA KUWA HAKUZALIWA!

HIVI ILE SHEREHE YA CHRISTMAS HUWA MNASHEHEREKEA UZAWA WA NYERERE SIO!?

teh teh teh teh!

Mfa maji bwana haachi kujamba ovyo!

Teh teh teh teh!

Hebu we shangazi Eiyer njoo umuokoe yuda eskarioti ! Kabla hajafa kifo cha laana!
Cc Ritz Izz

Allah ana jicho moja, alafu usoni ameandikwa kafiri.
 
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Allah ana jicho moja, alafu usoni ameandikwa kafiri.

Max Kyenju

Unazikumbuka hizi?

I am the Lord your God, .....

3 “You shall have no other gods before me.

4 “You shall not make for yourself an image in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below. 5 You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God ..... link Exodus 20 NIV - The Ten Commandments - And God spoke - Bible Gateway

Angalia na hii link Surat Al-'Ikhlas - The Noble Qur'an - ?????? ??????
Usichoke soma na hii link Surat Al-Baqarah [2:255] - The Noble Qur'an - ?????? ??????

Halafu sikiliza ushauri wa Mzee mwisho wa Clip



Huyu jamaa katika video alitembelea makao makuu ya mwakilishi wa Mungu, aliona nini?
Usingoje kuhadithiwa, tembelea hii Link http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpag e&v=ZYlTtV4z3oA
 
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