Happy Birthday, Mr. President!!

[Mjuni Lwambo]

MKUU wajapani wanazo ndevu! na japo sio nyingi! Allah kawapa maumbile yasiovutia sana km hawa wa kwetu!!

we unakuta mwanamme kajaa km dada zetu! halafu mashavu kasafisha! anajipulizia yale manukato ya kike!! halafu kuna wengine wanajipaka mikorogo eti wawe" handsome"

matokeo yake ndo hayo! laana imesambaa mpaka kwenye hizo nyumba zinzoitwa za BWANA!!
si ndio laana

Kumbe kufuga ndevu ni njia mojawapo ya kuepusha ndoa za jinsia moja?
Kwa mfano wewe binafsi, ukimuona mwanaume kajaa kama dada zetu, halafu mashavu kasafisha, anajipulizia yale manukato, huwa unawatamani?, au sheria za Allah haziruhusu kwa mwanaume kufanya haya?

 

[Adharusi]

Baraka mwana wa Kenya
"Vox popoli vox dei"

 

[kahtaan]

Teh teh teh, Shariff kahtaan, huwa nacheka sana nikisoma bible.

Wameandika Mungu wakati anaumba dunia kuna siku alipumzika.

Tutumie akili zetu tu hivi kweli Mungu ana sifa ya kuchoka na kupumzika.

teh teh teh teh!

Tena sio hio tu! pata raha hapa!

i.) Mathayo 27:46, Kwa wakati ule alibeba dhambi zetu zote. [hapa mungu kabeba dhambi]

ii.) Luka 23: 34 -Katikati ya maumivu Yesu alisamehe..[hapa mungu akaumizwa badala ya kusamehewa yeye! basi yeye ndio akaamua kusamehe]


iii.) Luka 23:42-43 - ¨..Leo utakuwa pamoja nami peponi ..[hapa mungu anaenda peponi na wanadamu]!!

iv.) Yohana 19:28 ¨..ninasikia kiu..¨ hapa Yesu alikuwa amekaa msalabani kwa muda , na alisikia kiu [ hapa mungu kaskia kiu]

vii.) Yohana 19:30 ´´.. Yesu alipopokea kile kinywaji akasema IMEKWISHA´´ Kimsingi hakuna aliyemuua Yesu bali aliutoa uhai wake , ili aupokee tena. [hapa mungu kajiua]

NA SINEMA IKAISHA!!

teh teh teh teh!!

 

[MaxShimba]

MI MAJIBU YOOTE HAYO NNAYO! NATAKA WEWE UJIBU SWALI LETU LA KWANZA!

JE! TAREHE 25/12 YA KILA MWAKA MNASHEHEREKEA NINI??

"enyi wagalatia mnaosoma hapa! mbona hili swali ni rahisi lkn hakuna wa kulijibu??"

tehn teh tehe teh!

UGALATIA BALAA!! KAAAAAZI KWELIKWELI!!

Huyu teyari amesha anza kupata utamu wa Juisi ya Pilipili.

Leo nataka tumpime Allah na tuone kama kweli Allah huwa anasema ukweli na ni Mwenyezi Mungu.

Allah anadai yafuatayo:
1. Isa Bin Maryam ni Mtume wake, meaning, katumwa na Allah, au sio?
2. Allah anaendelea kudai kuwa Isa Bin Maryan ni Nabii wake, au sio.
3. Allah akateremsha Ayat kusaidia hayo madai yake kuwa Isa ni wa kwakwe.

Fikra Ngumu kwa Allah na Muhammdan:
Kama Isa Bin Maryan ni kweli alitumwa na Allah, basi,
Nileteeni aya kutoka Koran ambayo inatupa tarehe ya kuzaliwa Isa Bin Maryam Nabii wa Allah?


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Kushindwa kwenu kujibu swali langu hili, ni uhakikisho kuwa Koran ilikopia Biblia na Allah si mungu bali ni Anti-God na yule mtume wake ni BANDIA.

 

[MaxShimba]

We umeona muislamu anasheherekea kuzaliwa kwa ISSA!?



SIO LZM AJIBU MAX! MGALATIA YYT ANAKARIBISHWA!!

Jibu swali weye Muhammadan bana:

Wapi Katika Koran pameruhusu NYIE KUSHEREHEKEA MAULID YA MTUME MUHAMMAD?

Najua na nina uhakika utalikimbia hili swali vile vile kama ilivyo utamaduni wenu.

Ukisha shindwa mwambie Allah wako na Mtume wake wakae mkao wa kula, maana Yesu Mungu atawasweka wote MOTONI.

 

[MaxShimba]

Teh teh teh, Shariff kahtaan, huwa nacheka sana nikisoma bible.

Wameandika Mungu wakati anaumba dunia kuna siku alipumzika.

Tutumie akili zetu tu hivi kweli Mungu ana sifa ya kuchoka na kupumzika.

Allah wears a hijab, He speaks from behind a veil

In previous part (part 6) of this essay we noted Allah's fixation with veil (hijab). Not only that He has forced all Muslim women to undergo this torment of being veiled, from head to toe with uncomfortable, ugly and potentially dangerous Bedouin garb, Allah Himself wears veil, even though we very well know that Allah is not a female.

We read in the Qur'an that Allah spoke directly with Moses but did not show His face (Allah hid His face with hijab); when Moses looked at the mountain where Allah was hiding, the mountain crumbled and Moses fainted; Moses was the first to believe in Islam (7:143).

Another verse confirms that Allah, does indeed wear hijab and He speaks from behind His hijab. Sometimes Allah prefers to send messengers (like Muhammad) to convey His messages. Allah never speaks directly; that is, face to face, without any hijab (42:51).

Is it possible then that Allah might look like any of those hijabi women we observe in the streets of some countries in the Middle East, especially in Saudi Arabia?


It is also interesting to note that almighty, all–knowing Allah cannot communicate with His faithful followers-He had to send messengers (like Muhammad) to deliver His messages.

 

[kahtaan]

Muhammad) to deliver His messages.

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Kubaka mbake nyie!
Kuzini mzini nyie!
Uliberali mfanye makanisani!
Na kusagana msagane nyie!

Halafu dhambi zoote hizi mumpe yesu!

Ama kweli huyu yesu mnampenda kweli!!

Halafu mnalizia kwa kunywa na damu yake!

 

[MaxShimba]

Jibu swali weye Muhammadan bana:

Wapi Katika Koran pameruhusu NYIE KUSHEREHEKEA MAULID YA MTUME MUHAMMAD?

Najua na nina uhakika utalikimbia hili swali vile vile kama ilivyo utamaduni wenu.

Ukisha shindwa mwambie Allah wako na Mtume wake wakae mkao wa kula, maana Yesu Mungu atawasweka wote MOTONI.

Kubaka mbake nyie!
Kuzini mzini nyie!
Uliberali mfanye makanisani!
Na kusagana msagane nyie!

Halafu dhambi zoote hizi mumpe yesu!

Ama kweli huyu yesu mnampenda kweli!!

Halafu mnalizia kwa kunywa na damu yake!

Si nilisema utakimbia swali weye Muhammadan, ha ha ha ha Nyie mnasherekea Maulid Ya Muhammad, nionyeshe wapi imeruhusiwa kwenye Koran?

Huna UBAVU wewe, wee endelea kufuata Mkumbo,

Umesha kula DAKU weye?

The narration you are asking about is reported in book of Imaam At-Tirmithi

fromAbu 'Ammaar that he asked Jaabir

"Is hyena considered as game?" He said, "Yes." He asked, "Can I eat it?" He said, "Yes." He asked, "Have you heard this from Allah's Messenger

?" He said, "Yes."

Mnakula midude ya ajabuajabu, yaack

 

[kahtaan]

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Mnakula midude ya ajabuajabu, yaack

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Na wee ukikaa ki njenje njenje tu!
Utakutana na kipara moto njee!

Swine flu wahed!
Teh teh teh teh!

 

[MaxShimba]

Na wee ukikaa ki njenje njenje tu!
Utakutana na kipara moto njee!

Swine flu wahed!
Teh teh teh teh!

Angalia Ndugu zako kupitia Mtume Muhammad wanavyo bwia Mijusi.

'Abdullah b. 'Abbas reported: I and Khalid b. Walid went to the apartment of Maimuna along with Allāh's Messenger (may peace be upon him), and there was presented to him a roasted lizard. Allāh's Messenger (may peace be upon him) stretched his hand towards It, whereupon some of the women who had been in the house of Maimuna said: Inform Allāh's Messenger (may peace be upon him) what he intends to eat. Allāh's Messenger (may peace be upon him) lifted his hand. I said: Messenger of Allāh, Is it forbidden? Allah's Messenger said: No.

 

[Nonda]

...Kama kweli Koran ni kitabu cha Mungu:
1. Nionyeshe Injili ndani ya Koran.
2. Nionyeshe Taurat ndani ya Koran.

Hear, O Israel: The LORD our God, the LORD is one.Deuteronomy 6:4
Hii unaipata hapa link Surat Al-'Ikhlas [112:1] - The Noble Qur'an - ?????? ??????


But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.Matthew 24:36
Hii unaipata katika Quran link Surat Al-'A`raf [7:187] - The Noble Qur'an - ?????? ??????


And don’t eat pork (kitimoto/ mbuzi katoliki), since pigs have divided hoofs, but they do not chew their cud. Don’t even touch a dead pig! Deuteronomy 14:8

Unaipata hapa link 1. Surat Al-Baqarah [2:173] - The Noble Qur'an - ?????? ?????? 2. Surat Al-Ma'idah [5:3] - The Noble Qur'an - ?????? ??????, 3. Surat An-Nahl [16:115] - The Noble Qur'an - ?????? ??????

Bonus Clips



3.How the Bible lead me to Islam -TheDeenShow - YouTube

4. How the Bible Led Me to Islam: The Story of a Former Christian Youth Minister - Joshua Evans - YouTube

 

[Nonda]

Wewe Nonda, mwakilishi wa Mungu ni nani? Mbona simfahamu.

Angalia video dakika 1:03 - 1:09 utamjua.


Soma pia hapa:

Link Homily-What is a Pope and what does he do? / 1

Link 2. http://amazingdiscoveries.org/R-Pope_Rome_blasphemy_power_Jesu s

Link 3.Is the pope the Vicar of Christ?

 

[Nonda]

...Kama kweli Koran ni kitabu cha Mungu:
1. Nionyeshe Injili ndani ya Koran.
2. Nionyeshe Taurat ndani ya Koran.

Max

Unaikumbuka hii ayat?
Now this is eternal life: that they know you, the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom you have sent.
John 17:3

Unafahamu maana yake? Maana yake ni nini?

Who sent Jesus according to that ayat?

Messenger Jesus aliyetumwa na The only True God alitufundisha kusali(kuomba dua) alisemaje?
Unaikumbuka "The Lord's Prayer" link The Lords Prayer
Vipi wewe unaomba dua hiyo? Je Unaichakachua na kuingiza "Kwa jina la baba, mwana na roho mtakatifu"?
Unafikiri Yesu alisahau "ujumbe" aliotakiwa aufikishe?
Ipitie tena hapa uone kama ina "Kwa jina la baba, mwana na roho mtakatifu" Link Matthew 6:9-15 NIV -

Linganisha na hii link Surat Al-Fatihah - The Noble Qur'an - ?????? ??????

Je umeiona taurat na injili ndani ya Quran?

Kama umeiona, fuata hili. Link Surat An-Nisa' [4:171] - The Noble Qur'an - ?????? ??????

Utakuwa unaukumbuka ujumbe huu wa Yesu;
'I am ascending to my Father and your Father, to my God and your God.'"John 20:17

 

[MaxShimba]

Max

Unaikumbuka hii ayat?
Now this is eternal life: that they know you, the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom you have sent.
John 17:3

Unafahamu maana yake? Maana yake ni nini?

Who sent Jesus according to that ayat?

Nonda:
This verse reflects the sonship of Christ Jesus. The Father and the Son have a unique relationship. Jesus is the eternal Son, inter-alia, the terms Father and Son denote a relationship which is why God is called the God of the Son in 2 Cor. 11:31.

Heretofore, the context of Jesus' comment was that He was speaking as a man to His God. Remember, Jesus is both God and man, second person of the Trinity, the word made flesh (John 1:1,14). Since He was both divine and man, as a man He would naturally and properly say that His Father was the only True God. He was not denying His own divinity, but affirming the Trueness of God as was done in the OT: 'And now, O Lord our God, deliver us from his hand that all the kingdoms of the earth may know that Thou alone, Lord, art God,' (Isaiah 37:20). The truth is that Jesus was a man made under the Law (Gal. 4:4) and as a man He would be subject to God. Only in this case, Jesus was subject to the Father. That is why Jesus called the Father the only true God. But it is not a phrase that excludes Christ for Christ Himself said "Before Abraham was, I am," (John 8:58) and did not deny being called God by Thomas in John 20:28.

Jesus identifies Himself with the Father. Jesus is in the Father and the Father is in Jesus (John 10:38). Jesus is one with the Father (John 10:30). They are not divided in essence. So, in one sense Jesus is in the Father and if the Father is the only true God, then Jesus is the True God. Also, in 1 John 5:20, Jesus is called the only true God: "And we know that the Son of God has come, and has given us understanding, in order that we might know Him who is true, and we are in Him who is true, in His Son Jesus Christ. This is the true God and eternal life." Jesus is not contradicting the word.

Hivi unaweza tupa sababu:
1. Kwanini Mtume Muhammad hakuwai muita Mungu Baba yake?
2. Hivi kwanini kwenye Koran hakuna aya inayo muita Mungu aliye juu "Baba"?

 

[MaxShimba]

Nonda:
1. Kufuatana na Koran: Isa Bin Maryam katumwa na Allah, au sio.
2. Kufuatana na Koran. Isa ni Nabii wa Allah au sio?

Swali:

Kama Allah ni Mungu, basi:
Niletee aya iliyoteremshwa na Allah wako ambayo inatupa tarehe ya kuzaliwa kwa Isa Bin Maryam?

 

[Nonda]

Nonda:
This verse reflects the sonship of Christ Jesus. The Father and the Son have a unique relationship. Jesus is the eternal Son, inter-alia, the terms Father and Son denote a relationship which is why God is called the God of the Son in 2 Cor. 11:31.

Heretofore, the context of Jesus' comment was that He was speaking as a man to His God. Remember, Jesus is both God and man, second person of the Trinity, the word made flesh (John 1:1,14). Since He was both divine and man, as a man He would naturally and properly say that His Father was the only True God. He was not denying His own divinity, but affirming the Trueness of God as was done in the OT: 'And now, O Lord our God, deliver us from his hand that all the kingdoms of the earth may know that Thou alone, Lord, art God,' (Isaiah 37:20). The truth is that Jesus was a man made under the Law (Gal. 4:4) and as a man He would be subject to God. Only in this case, Jesus was subject to the Father. That is why Jesus called the Father the only true God. But it is not a phrase that excludes Christ for Christ Himself said "Before Abraham was, I am," (John 8:58) and did not deny being called God by Thomas in John 20:28.

Jesus identifies Himself with the Father. Jesus is in the Father and the Father is in Jesus (John 10:38). Jesus is one with the Father (John 10:30). They are not divided in essence. So, in one sense Jesus is in the Father and if the Father is the only true God, then Jesus is the True God. Also, in 1 John 5:20, Jesus is called the only true God: "And we know that the Son of God has come, and has given us understanding, in order that we might know Him who is true, and we are in Him who is true, in His Son Jesus Christ. This is the true God and eternal life." Jesus is not contradicting the word.

Hivi unaweza tupa sababu:
1. Kwanini Mtume Muhammad hakuwai muita Mungu Baba yake?
2. Hivi kwanini kwenye Koran hakuna aya inayo muita Mungu aliye juu "Baba"?

 

[MaxShimba]

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Nonda, hivi bado unaisaidia Koran kwa kuleta you tubes? Yaani inamaana Allah amefirisika kiasi cha kupata usaidizi wa you tubes? Hakuna aya yeyote ile ya kumfutia machozi Allah wenu?

Nasikia eti bado hamfahamu lini ni sikuu yenu - kesho au Ijumaa? Hivi kweli ndugu yangu, wewe unafuata dini inayoongozwa na Mwezi? Yaani Allah kaishiwa Mamlaka sasa anategemea Mwezi uchague Sikukuu? Nonda, I thought you are better than that.

 

[Nonda]

Nonda:
1. Kufuatana na Koran: Isa Bin Maryam katumwa na Allah, au sio.
2. Kufuatana na Koran. Isa ni Nabii wa Allah au sio?

Swali:

Kama Allah ni Mungu, basi:
Niletee aya iliyoteremshwa na Allah wako ambayo inatupa tarehe ya kuzaliwa kwa Isa Bin Maryam?

Max

Tarehe aliyozaliwa Yesu haina umuhimu wa kutajwa. Lililokuwa la umuhimu ni ujumbe/ mafundisho aliyopewa.

Kama unataka kuihukumu Quran kuwa ni kutoka kwa Allah (na wewe ukubali kuwa Allah ni Mungu) kwa kipimo cha Tarehe aliyozaliwa Yesu basi tuihukumu Biblia pia kwa kigezo cha tarehe ya kuzaliwa Yesu.

Je Biblia ni neno la Mungu? Je kwa kukosekana tarehe ya kuzaliwa kwa Yesu katika Biblia kunaifanya Biblia isiwe neno la Mungu?

Wapi katika Biblia Mungu ametaja tarehe aliyozaliwa "Mtoto Wake"
Kwa kujichanganya kwako unasema Jesus ni the only True God. Angalia post #54 .
Itakuwa ni sahihi zaidi kusema: Je Mungu ameshindwa kuijua siku aliyojizaa na kutuwekea tarehe hiyo wazi katika neno lake(Biblia)?

Je kwa kutokuwepo tarehe ya kuzaliwa Yesu katika Biblia kutamfanya Mungu wa Biblia asiwe Mungu?

Kama unaweza kubadilisha mafundisho ya Yesu na kujiundia utata na imani ya ajabu. Unafikiri kwa kujua Tarehe ya kuzaliwa Yesu kutakusaidia kumjua Muumba mbingu, ardhi na vilivyomo ndani yake?

 

[MaxShimba]

Max

Tarehe aliyozaliwa Yesu haina umuhimu wa kutajwa. Lililokuwa la umuhimu ni ujumbe/ mafundisho aliyopewa.

Kama unataka kuihukumu Quran kuwa ni kutoka kwa Allah (na wewe ukubali kuwa Allah ni Mungu) kwa kipimo cha Tarehe aliyozaliwa Yesu basi tuihukumu Biblia pia kwa kigezo cha tarehe ya kuzaliwa Yesu.

Je Biblia ni neno la Mungu? Je kwa kukosekana tarehe ya kuzaliwa kwa Yesu katika Biblia kunaifanya Biblia isiwe neno la Mungu?

Wapi katika Biblia Mungu ametaja tarehe aliyozaliwa "Mtoto Wake"
Kwa kujichanganya kwako unasema Jesus ni the only True God. Angalia post #54 .
Itakuwa ni sahihi zaidi kusema: Je Mungu ameshindwa kuijua siku aliyojizaa na kutuwekea tarehe hiyo wazi katika neno lake(Biblia)?

Je kwa kutokuwepo tarehe ya kuzaliwa Yesu katika Biblia kutamfanya Mungu wa Biblia asiwe Mungu?

Kama unaweza kubadilisha mafundisho ya Yesu na kujiundia utata na imani ya ajabu. Unafikiri kwa kujua Tarehe ya kuzaliwa Yesu kutakusaidia kumjua Muumba mbingu, ardhi na vilivyomo ndani yake?

Homework kwako.

1. Hivi unafahamu sababu za kutotajwa tarehe ya kuzaliwa Yesu Mungu?
2. Hivi unafahamu sababu za kutotajwa tarehe ya kuzaliwa Isa Bin Maryam kwenye Koran?
3. Hivi unafahamu Yesu Mungu alibarisha mwenendo wa dunia na kuanzisha AD na BC?
4. Hivi Yesu Mungu ana Baba? Unaweza nitajia Jina lake?
5. Hivi unafahamu kuwa, Kama Biblia ingetaja Tarehe ya Kuzaliwa Yesu, na Koran nayo ingetaja Tarehe ya kuzaliwa Isa Bin Maryam?
6. Hivi unafahamu kuwa hakuna Injil ndani ya Koran, zaidi ya madai kuwa "tumeteremsha Injil"?
7. Hivi unafahamu kuwa UMEKIRI kuwa Allah hafahamu tarehe aliyo zaliwa Isa Bin Mryam?
8. Hivi unafahamu kuwa, UMEKRIRI KUWA Yesu Baba yake ni Mungu?
9. Hivi unafahamu kuwa UMEKIRI bila ya kujielewa kuwa Koran inakopia Biblia?

 

[Highlander]

Max

Tarehe aliyozaliwa Yesu haina umuhimu wa kutajwa. Lililokuwa la umuhimu ni ujumbe/ mafundisho aliyopewa.

Kama unataka kuihukumu Quran kuwa ni kutoka kwa Allah (na wewe ukubali kuwa Allah ni Mungu) kwa kipimo cha Tarehe aliyozaliwa Yesu basi tuihukumu Biblia pia kwa kigezo cha tarehe ya kuzaliwa Yesu.

Je Biblia ni neno la Mungu? Je kwa kukosekana tarehe ya kuzaliwa kwa Yesu katika Biblia kunaifanya Biblia isiwe neno la Mungu?

Wapi katika Biblia Mungu ametaja tarehe aliyozaliwa "Mtoto Wake"
Kwa kujichanganya kwako unasema Jesus ni the only True God. Angalia post #54 .
Itakuwa ni sahihi zaidi kusema: Je Mungu ameshindwa kuijua siku aliyojizaa na kutuwekea tarehe hiyo wazi katika neno lake(Biblia)?

Je kwa kutokuwepo tarehe ya kuzaliwa Yesu katika Biblia kutamfanya Mungu wa Biblia asiwe Mungu?

Kama unaweza kubadilisha mafundisho ya Yesu na kujiundia utata na imani ya ajabu. Unafikiri kwa kujua Tarehe ya kuzaliwa Yesu kutakusaidia kumjua Muumba mbingu, ardhi na vilivyomo ndani yake?

Homework kwako.

1. Hivi unafahamu sababu za kutotajwa tarehe ya kuzaliwa Yesu Mungu?
2. Hivi unafahamu sababu za kutotajwa tarehe ya kuzaliwa Isa Bin Maryam kwenye Koran?
3. Hivi unafahamu Yesu Mungu alibarisha mwenendo wa dunia na kuanzisha AD na BC?
4. Hivi Yesu Mungu ana Baba? Unaweza nitajia Jina lake?
5. Hivi unafahamu kuwa, Kama Biblia ingetaja Tarehe ya Kuzaliwa Yesu, na Koran nayo ingetaja Tarehe ya kuzaliwa Isa Bin Maryam?
6. Hivi unafahamu kuwa hakuna Injil ndani ya Koran, zaidi ya madai kuwa "tumeteremsha Injil"?
7. Hivi unafahamu kuwa UMEKIRI kuwa Allah hafahamu tarehe aliyo zaliwa Isa Bin Mryam?
8. Hivi unafahamu kuwa, UMEKRIRI KUWA Yesu Baba yake ni Mungu?
9. Hivi unafahamu kuwa UMEKIRI bila ya kujielewa kuwa Koran inakopia Biblia?

Na Hivi nyie wawili mnajua kuwa Ukristo na Uislamu zote ni dini za kuabudu mizimu? Kwamba mizimu hiyo ndiyo kiunganishi cha watu kumfikia Mungu? Kwamba kuna Mzimu Muhammad na Mzimu Yesu? Na kwamba Wanaoabudu Mizimu kwa majina mengine katika Afrika nao wanamwabudu Mungu?

Na kwamba Ukristo na Uislamu ndo walewale? Kwamba wamekaa kisiasa zaidi Kuliko kiroho zaidi! Kwamba Ukristo na Uislamu watuache waafrika tupumue!

Tuacheni tupumue!!!!!!