Halahala usimle kuku na mayai yake!

[Rutashubanyuma]

Rutashubanyuma umemuona Arafat ? You people you made my Friday :cheer2:

Elia namwona Arafat kachachamaa ial wasiwasi wangu si punde ataanza kuchechemea.............

 

[Ndallo]

Mentor Afadhali umeuliza swali la msingi................vifaranga ni mayai hayo yaliyokomaa...............kula vifaranga lakini kuku mwache atutagie mengine...........

Wataalamu wanasema Haina Chenga wala Haina Kuremba Ruta!

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

tatizo kila kimoja kila ladha yake, ukila kuku hamu ya mayai iko palepale wala si suala la ulafi, tatizo roho kutamani ladha tofauti tofauti....
kuku ana ladha yake, mayai hali kadhalika, haya mambo ni magumu Ruta labda upate msaada wa Mungu kuyakabili!:becky:

muhanga Muumba anachukia walafi ambao hawatosheki na alichowapa...............

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

Wataalamu wanasema Haina Chenga wala Haina Kuremba Ruta!

Ndallo Mayai yanatosha kabisa.....................hayana chenga au kuremba.....................na huyu kuku sanasana atakuachia laana uanze kuchechemea au hata kusuasua.............................majuto huwa ni mjukuu.........

 

[Bishop Hiluka]

Mmh! No comments at all...

 

[BAK]

Mhhhh! Haya bana Ruta. Mie nakulaga omelette na scramble eggs.

 

[Mtoboasiri]

Tena Imany John umenikumbusha hiki kipindi cha sikukuu........kuku wengi wanachinjwa na mayai yanaliwa haifai kabisa............waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaache huo upuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuzi

Jamaa yangu unakoelekea siku hizi kwenye haya masuala si kuzuri! Sidhani kuwa itachukua siku nyingi kabla hatujasikia kuwa umeng'ang'aniana na mtu Temeke.

 

[Mziba]

Acha kujivunia aibu yako
Acha kula kuku na watoto
Acha kuku, kula mayai tu
Acha ubabaishaji wako
Acha, nasema wacha kabisa!
Halahala usimle kuku na mayai yake!

Visingizio vyako nimevikataa kabisa
Katu siafiki huo utetezi wako
Kamwe sitabariki uzandiki huo
Eti yote ni halali yako pia!
Nani kakudanganya hivyo?
Halahala usimle kuku na mayai yake!

Ukitaka maisha marefu, usimle kuku
Ukitaka amani, usimuibe kuku wa watu!
Ukitaka heshima, tafuna yai lake tu!
Ukitaka jina, mwache akutagie mengine
Ukitaka suluhu, mnusuru kuku akutagie
Halahala usimle kuku na mayai yake!

Wanaokula kuku na mayai yake wamelaaniwa
Wasiomwonea huruma kuku ni walafi hao tu
Wasiomjali kuku wamejikosesha mayai yake
Wasiomlinda kuku kututoka kabla ya siku zao!
Wanaoabudu matumbo yao humeza kila kitu!
Halahala usimle kuku na mayai yake!

Waliomtafuna kuku na mayai yake ni wafu!
Kama bado wako hai basi wanasuasua tu!
Kama wako barabarani basi wanachechemea tu!
Kama hawachechemei basi wanameza tunguri tu!
Kama hawamezi ndunga basi ni teja wa mengineyo!
Halahala usimle kuku na mayai yake!

Alas! sasa kati ya kuku na yai kilichoanza kipi?

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

Alas! sasa kati ya kuku na yai kilichoanza kipi?

Mziba hujui kuwa ni yai?

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

Mhhhh! Haya bana Ruta. Mie nakulaga omelette na scramble eggs.

BAK recipes zake hazina shida mradi kaa mbali na kuku ili aendelee kukutagia mengine mengi..........kitunze kikitunze.............

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

Mmh! No comments at all...

Bishop Hiluka Umekamatwa pabaya nini?

 

[gfsonwin]

dah! sijui kwann nimechelewa ila Ruta mi nazi kwako.

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

Jamaa yangu unakoelekea siku hizi kwenye haya masuala si kuzuri! Sidhani kuwa itachukua siku nyingi kabla hatujasikia kuwa umeng'ang'aniana na mtu Temeke.

Mtoboasiri mking'ang'aniana si ndiyo swai.................muwe wote hata na milele ijayo?

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

dah! sijui kwann nimechelewa ila Ruta mi nazi kwako.

gfsonwin Ulijificha au ulifichwa wapi? Kuna lile la kusuguana ulilisoma? Sikuona michango yako........

 

[gfsonwin]

gfsonwin Ulijificha au ulifichwa wapi? Kuna lile la kusuguana ulilisoma? Sikuona michango yako........

aah! sikukuu hizi bana watu wanataka vacation yote umalize nae tu hata jf usiingie lol! hebu nipe link kwanza ??

 

[Emma.]

kama njiwa anajiita unachinja wote

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

aah! sikukuu hizi bana watu wanataka vacation yote umalize nae tu hata jf usiingie lol! hebu nipe link kwanza ??

gfsonwin link ni hii.............lakini kila niliyemsugua aliniuliza hili

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

kama njiwa anajiita unachinja wote

Emma Kwahiyo ni bora liende?

 

[50thebe]

sina mipaka juu ya vitoweo.

tena vitoweo vilivyoumbwa kwa minajili ya kuliwa na mwanadamu, mipaka ya nini sasa?

 

[Mziba]

Mziba hujui kuwa ni yai?[/QUO

RutaShubanyuma, mi naona kama Alianza "kuku" alafu likafuata yai. na ndio maana, unatoa halahala kuku asiliwe