Funny facts

[Fixed Point]

Kumbe ilikuwa ngoma tofauti halafu unataka kumsababishia FP ka blood pressure kabla budget haijasomwa??

Next time utuwekee vizuri bwana hata kama hatujua kusoma picha tusiondoke mikono mitupu au kuwazulia wakubwa wenzetu balaa....

Babu DC!!

mmmhhh!
kwa kweli karibia ntakata rufaa, hamuwezi mkawa mnaniacha kwenye mataa kiasi hiki mkubwa mwenzeno, KULIKONIIIIII!

 

[Fixed Point]

Na umeshatambikia au bado??

Kuna watu hawajahi kulijua hata hilo fungate maana yake ni nini...

Babu DC!!

unakumbuka wale waliokuwa wanaomba ushauri wapi wakavue samaki na kusoma vitabu na kuimba mapambio wakiwa fungateni?
yule kijana wa canada....
sijui aliishia wapi?
hivi alishakuja kusema mambo yaliendaje huko fungateni?
watu kama hawa kweli twaweza kusema wanajua maana ya fungate?

 

[Viol]

FP sahizi hamna usingizi mbona kauli ya ndizi ina umuhimu sana..

 

[Fixed Point]

FP sahizi hamna usingizi mbona kauli ya ndizi ina umuhimu sana..

ha haaa, tunajiandaa na mfungo, lol!

 

[Viol]

ha haaa, tunajiandaa na mfungo, lol!

huo mfungo ndizi ndo tutajaa humo humo

 

[Asprin]

Apple:I look like a human heart.
Mango:I look like a stomach.
Grapes:I look like eyes.
Banana:I don't like this game..

teh teh tehhhhhhh....

cc. Arushaone, watu8, Asprin, BAK, Nyani Ngabu, Erickb52, Baba_Enock, The Boss, Dark City, Bishanga, Mtambuzi, kiwatengu, Mr Rocky, C6 Excellent, Baba V, zumbemkuu, Filipo, Bujibuji, manoah, Mungi, Young Master, sosoliso, Blaine, bombom, CPU, figganigga, HorsePower, Jiwe Linaloishi, Kapalampya, Mkusa, Ndibalema, Nicas Mtei, Mwakalinga Y. R, puravida, saudari, WABUSH, The Finest, Vin Diesel Kaizer..........:car:

Mkwe, kikombe alichonipa baba nisikinywe?? Khaaaa!!

 

[Arushaone]

FP sahizi hamna usingizi mbona kauli ya ndizi ina umuhimu sana..

....Na baridi hii...matumizi ya ndizi yameongezeka maradufu!

 

[Determinantor]

hahahhaa Juma Mhuni a.k.a Kikoja, Mohamedi Mtoi unakumbuka tulikula hizi ndizi kule nyuma porini wakati tunakata majani tulipokua Shambalai Secondary? Ila ulikua unapeleka Mpwa

hahahahahahha!
ndizi aina ya Juma mhuni, kule kwetu Tanga kwa Lugha ya malkia wa Lushoto inaitwa KIKOJA,
cc. Elli Muhamedi Mtoi

 

[Fixed Point]

Mkwe, kikombe alichonipa baba nisikinywe?? Khaaaa!!

ha haaa, mkwe unaweza pishana nacho tu, lol!

 

[Dark City]

mmmhhh!
kwa kweli karibia ntakata rufaa, hamuwezi mkawa mnaniacha kwenye mataa kiasi hiki mkubwa mwenzeno, KULIKONIIIIII!

Kwani ni wewe peke yako mkubwa mwenzangu??

Babu DC!!

 

[Fixed Point]

Kwani ni wewe peke yako mkubwa mwenzangu??

Babu DC!!

ndo kusema na wewe umeachwa kwa mataa mkubwa mwenzangu?

 

[gfsonwin]

Unaongelea nauli tena?

Haki ya nani kumbe wewe uko nyuma ya wakati kabisa.....

Anyway,

Jana nilitaka kuwauliza kwamba, ..hivi inawezekana mtu akarudia mchakato wa fungate??

cc: teacher gfsonwin.. Kaizer..

Babu DC!!

shshhhhhhhhhhhhh! DARKCITY niko fungateni

 

[snowhite]

Kaizer na @Fp
ehehehhehe nyie hayeni tu!

 

[Remmy]

I like banana.

 

[Dark City]

ndo kusema na wewe umeachwa kwa mataa mkubwa mwenzangu?

Ndiyo hivyo mkubwa mwenzangu...lol!!

Babu DC!!

 

[Dark City]

shshhhhhhhhhhhhh! DARKCITY niko fungateni

Ndiyo kusema umepewa five minutes break??

Hongera sana kama aorta imepona...lol!!

Babu DC!!

 

[Fixed Point]

Ndiyo hivyo mkubwa mwenzangu...lol!!

Babu DC!!

ha haaa, haya ngoja tuendelee kuwachwa kwa mataa....
inawezekana we are better of kwenye mataa

 

[Mshana Jr]

hahahhaa Juma Mhuni a.k.a Kikoja, Mohamedi Mtoi unakumbuka tulikula hizi ndizi kule nyuma porini wakati tunakata majani tulipokua Shambalai Secondary? Ila ulikua unapeleka Mpwa

Osie hata mimi nsomie shambalai umenikumbushambali mno headmaster alikuwa Mrema

 

[Jiwe Linaloishi]

afadhali hujayaona binamu.....
mimi mzima binamu, hofu kwako

Tu wazima binamu Tunamshukuru Mola...

 

[Kiraka Kikuu]

hili tunda linaitwaje mtani?

majangaaaa!