For the lazy ass dudes

[Karucee]

Ila DA Karucee na weye ukiwa nyumbani mara moja moja ingia jikoni mtengenezee vyakula vifaavyo lol. Mwingine utakuta pamoja na kuijua hatari hiyo kwa Mh. Mbunge wake bado atakazana kumlisha vyakula alopika dada akatia mafuta kibaooo. Mpangie diet nzuri na kuzungumza naye juu ya madhara ya hiyo life style yake. Ikibidi sema hata uwongo, akimaliza siku moja kama hujafika kigoma 'jihudumie' mbele yake kisha akiuliza wamwagia mchele kuwa siku zote hukuacha njia panda!

There has to come a time qhen men need to take the initiative to make changes without pointing fingers at women my friend.

 

[mnyepe]

Duuh halafu kama na Mimi kitumbo kimeanza...ngoja nilipie gym....kesho nianze mazoezi rasmi...asante karuce kwa kutukumbusha.

 

[Heaven on Earth]

Yeah. My thread rubbed him the wrong way now he is trying to turn it on me. Hahaaaa.

yeah I can see.............someone trying to steal your mood

sioni shida with what you have said

 

[Karucee]

Duuh halafu kama na Mimi kitumbo kimeanza...ngoja nilipie gym....kesho nianze mazoezi rasmi...asante karuce kwa kutukumbusha.

Thats the spirit. All the best.

 

[gwijimimi]

Mkuu Tized yeah bao 8 na wala unakuta sikamii,inatokea tu hamu haiishi na hakuna kuchoka! Bao 1 - 3 zinaunganishwa mkuu

Tatizo kwani bao nane basi tatizo ni bao moja unapiga ndani ya mud a gani
What if dk5 tu ushamwaga?unajisifia nn?

 

[Karucee]

yeah I can see.............someone trying to steal your mood

sioni shida with what you have said

Nah. Aint a big deal. I expected it, but not from him.

Uko poa mama kijacho?

 

[Heaven on Earth]

Wengi wao huwa wana stress ndio maana wanajikuta wamenenepa bila mpangilio.Kuna mtu hivi karibuni alinikumbusha kitu tulikua tunazungumzia stress akasema wabongo wengi wana stress ndio maana utawaona wanaspend like 4 to 6 hrs baa . Hushindwa kwenda kuona familia zao mapema sababu ya stress sasa kwa kupotezea anaona bora akae baa. Matokeo yake wanajikuta wanaongeza weight taratibu bila kujitambua.

yaani mie nikiwa na stress huwa nakonda kabisaaaaaaa nakongoroka hasa

nakuwa sinahmau ya kula kabisaaaaa na witih two days najiona mwili unavoisha

 

[miss chagga]

hahaha fanya mazoezi wewe

nafanya mazoezi sana

 

[Mndengereko]

Mmmmmmmmmh!

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Sawa HUJABAHATIKA KUAJIRIWA, ila sio ndo iwe LIFESTYLE! Kila siku wakalia nimeapply BOT, EWURA, GAPCO, sasa kuapply HOW DOES IT HELP YOUR FINANCIAL SITUATION? Na unajijua kabisaa P.O.BOX ya kufayiwa mchongo pande hizo HUNAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! Mwanaume unaishi kwa MIZINGA hadi washkaji WANAKUKWEPA!!!!!!!!!!

Kuchanika kwa jamvi SIO MWISHO WA MANGEZI! Sawa umesoma hujabaatika kuajiriwa, SO WHAT? Utakaa unangojea ajira milele na umri ndo unakutupa mkono.? Hata DILI za kimjinimjini zinakushinda kupiga ukae mjin kwa jeuri? REALLY? Hata kusema nichukue jiko apa niuze nyama, supu, na viazi kidogo, Ahaaaaaaaaa! WE MTHOMI BANA! Wakati kila wiki usingekosa kilo 2 au 3. Hata kuingia kariakoo udalalie mali, ahaaaaaaaaaa! We mthomi bana! Hata kuwa dalali wa nyumba basi, aaaaaaah! Mthomi wewe tenaaaa? Chukua mazao shamba huko, akuuuuuuuuu! Hio kazi ya layman.

MWANAUME SIO OFISI, MWANAUME WALLET! Wake up dudes! Mimi nimechoka jamani! Ukimpata msomi ujifuze kujibajet ndani ya huo mshahara ake milele na milele! They never think outside the box! WASIOSOMA SAIVI NDO WANACONTROL UCHUMI WA JIJI! It is so disappointing! Ukikaa na msomi anawaza KUKOPA anunue gari, na illiterate wa karakoo anawaza LINI ATASHUSHA COMMERCAL BUILDING even if it is the last thing he does before dying!

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nahisi kugongea like peke yake haitoshi,embu nitupie number yako ya simu nikutupie walau vocha ya buku tano,

 

[MwanajamiiOne]

There has to come a time qhen men need to take the initiative to make changes without pointing fingers at women my friend.

I agree sweetheart, 100 % uko right its just that sometimes huwa ninashindwa kuseparatisha vitu hivi viwili, sense na maenzi. Kama unaona mtu wako anaharibikiwa (tena mtu wako unayempenda) utamwacha bila kumwambia au kumsaidia kwa kuwa unataka asimame mwenyewe? Sijui but to me I believe in helping, kama atanipuuza that is another issue.

 

[miss chagga]

yaani mie nikiwa na stress huwa nakonda kabisaaaaaaa nakongoroka hasa

nakuwa sinahmau ya kula kabisaaaaa na witih two days najiona mwili unavoisha

ningepata mwili wako ningefurahi me nikiwana stress yani ndo nafumuka sana loh

 

[miss chagga]

mbona kama unawasema wanawake wenzio
maana takwim zinaonyesha 78.426% ya wanawake nchin wana vitambi

na nyie mpungue loh isiwe kigezo

 

[Heaven on Earth]

Nah. Aint a big deal. I expected it, but not from him.

Uko poa mama kijacho?

hhaaa LMAO.....

niko poa ngoja niendelee kuinjoy thread kimpango wangu

 

[Leak]

Aiseeee! Karucee Asante kwa ushauri.

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ASANTE Karucee

 

[miss chagga]

Wengi wao huwa wana stress ndio maana wanajikuta wamenenepa bila mpangilio.Kuna mtu hivi karibuni alinikumbusha kitu tulikua tunazungumzia stress akasema wabongo wengi wana stress ndio maana utawaona wanaspend like 4 to 6 hrs baa . Hushindwa kwenda kuona familia zao mapema sababu ya stress sasa kwa kupotezea anaona bora akae baa. Matokeo yake wanajikuta wanaongeza weight taratibu bila kujitambua.

ni kweli kabisa rafiki hata sababu ya mtu kuwa na tumbo inasababishwa na stress pia

 

[Ablessed]

yaani mie nikiwa na stress huwa nakonda kabisaaaaaaa nakongoroka hasa

nakuwa sinahmau ya kula kabisaaaaa na witih two days najiona mwili unavoisha

Hahahaha mdogo wangu umenifurahisha ,wengine huenda baa na mbaya zaidi huwa hawajijui kama wana stress .Hebu fikiria mtu anatoka kazini sijui saa 12 anakaa baa mpaka saa sita usiku , hii si stress jamani. Weekend ndio usiseme anaondoka home saa sita mchana na kurudi sita usiku akijua wazi kabisa kuna watoto wanahitaji msaada wake. Kwa muda huu aliotumia bila kuwa na malengo kama angeuweka kwenye mazoezi si ungemsaidia kuuweka mwili vizuri.

 

[Karucee]

Aiseeee! Karucee Asante kwa ushauri.

HUU NI MOJA YA UZI ULIO ONESHA WATU WAMEKUWA KIFIKRA NA WAMEPEVUKA KIKWELI KWELI MAANA ASILIMIA 90% WAMEKUBALI KUPOKEA USHAURI BILA KUPANIC TOFAUTI SIKU ZA NYUMA.

HUU UZI NI WAKUJENGA KABISA NAAMINI HAKITO HARIBIKA KITU.

HII NDIO MMU TUNAYO HIITAJI WATU WANATULIA NA KUPOKEA USHAURI HUKU WAKIUJADILI NA KUUTAFAKARI MAANA HAIWEZEKANI HUU USHAURI USITUHUSU SOTE.

ASANTE Karucee

I agree my learned friend. Thanks you too, stay fit.

 

[Heaven on Earth]

ningepata mwili wako ningefurahi me nikiwana stress yani ndo nafumuka sana loh

uwiiii pole njoo nikuazime the last two days nilikuwa na mawazo hadi nimepungua tena

 

[Heaven on Earth]

Wanaopigwa kimoja cha kichovu utawajua tu! Lakini hatushangai, wewe ndiye sababu.

aiseee..........we huwa unapiga vingapi kwani!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yaani mume wangu akiwa anaenda round moja mie ndio nakuwa sababu HOW!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Leak]

ila da karucee na weye ukiwa nyumbani mara moja moja ingia jikoni mtengenezee vyakula vifaavyo lol. Mwingine utakuta pamoja na kuijua hatari hiyo kwa mh. Mbunge wake bado atakazana kumlisha vyakula alopika dada akatia mafuta kibaooo. Mpangie diet nzuri na kuzungumza naye juu ya madhara ya hiyo life style yake. Ikibidi sema hata uwongo, akimaliza siku moja kama hujafika kigoma 'jihudumie' mbele yake kisha akiuliza wamwagia mchele kuwa siku zote hukuacha njia panda!

hakika!