First Meeting na Kero zake

[Potifar]

Mi niliwahi kukutana na changudoa online..kila nachoongea ananishangaa.mwisho akaniambia tu.'tafuta gesti na hela yangu unilipe Kabisaa' dah pale ndo nikajua Haaa..kumbee....sina hamu..

ha ha ha ha...pole saaaana

 

[The Boss]

Dah!! Mkuu hii mada murua kabisa kwangu, lkn naogopa kufunguka maana mchuchu mwenyewe mtu wa mitandao sana, nahisi yupo humu sasa naweza funguka halafu kikatimka kivumbi cha mitusi kwenye pm yangu.Lkn kilichotokea kwa yule mchuchu ndipo nilikubali ule msemo wa "usikihukumu kitabu kwa muonekano wa ganda". Mi nilimchana kweupe mbuzi anakula majani, sasa nikianika yaliyotokea yote kama yupo humu naweza nisilale kwa mitusi maana atajua tu kuwa mistari inamuhusu akisoma.

Acha woga funguka matusi hayaui

 

[sokwe]

Mi ndo sipendi kabisa kukutania kwenye chakula kwa sababu kuna mengi yanaweza kutokea ambayo yakanifanya nione kinyaa kabisa. Si unajua tena mambo ya first impressions.

Hebu fikiria mnakutana sehemu mnaagiza makange. Kula ni kitendo kilicho messy.

Sasa mwenzio anogewe makange, mifupa aanze kuitafuna, mavidole aanze kuyalamba.....halafu amalizie kwa kucheua kama mbuzi kwa msauti mkubwa (unajua saa ingine unaweza kudhani mcheuo hautatoka na kelele lakini ikawa kinyume).

Sijali shori ni mkali kiasi gani ila akicheua kwa msauti siku ya kwanza kwangu hiyo ni deal breaker. Au ale hiyo mimakange halafu mabaki mabaki yanase kwenye meno....halafu acheke uishie kuyaona hayo mabaki....nasty.

I am very easily grossed out and that's why I prefer if it's a first date to meet or go somewhere for light drinks that don't cause flatulence.

Lakini mkuu nilikusoma kwenye Uzi mwingine una mke! Sasa date za nini tena?

 

[sokwe]

Kuna wadada lika frani hivi wanaboa kweli....unameet nae mara ya kwanza anaanza kuongea utumbo utumbo tu.... Ooo ally kiba tunakaa mtaa mmoja....ooo juzi nimepiga picha na timbulo....ooo izzo b kanipa complementary kwenye show yake ya kesho etc....!!!!! What a f***k!!!!!!!

Acha ku date na schoolgirls mkuu.

 

[sokwe]

Umeanza na mambo yako ya dunia iwe kama yako kwa unavyoona wewe...vitu vya kawaida kwa mujibu wa nani? ??????!!!!
sokwe, Ablessed, Kaizer

Huyu jamaa huwa nashindwa kumuelewa wakati mwingine mkuu! tumsamehe tu.

 

[Heaven Sent]

Jaman me kukutana na sharobaro ndo siwezi kabisaaaaa. Mtu anakuja kavaa utadhani snoop dogg vile, mcheni mrefu unakaribia usawa wa dushe, m- tshirt size ya Le mutuz, suruali ni hilo kata K utadhani kajaza mavi, bado hiyo raba ni kubwaaaa, aisee u will have to excuse me, coz I just can't stand such kind of a person even for a single minute Eishh!!!

Mwingine sasa ni kujisifia wee hadi unachefukwa roho. Mara oooh my dad is doin this, every month naingiziwa this much kwa account yangu, ulivyonipigia pale nilikuwa nabadilisha gari eeeeeh yote hayo, what for? Ntakukata huu mjicho utahisi umekutana na israel mtoa roho, afu ntasepa bila hata ya kuaga na itakuwa ndo mwisho wa kuwasiliana na wewe.

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[Vaislay]

Jaman me kukutana na sharobaro ndo siwezi kabisaaaaa. Mtu anakuja kavaa utadhani snoop dogg vile, mcheni mrefu unakaribia usawa wa dushe, m- tshirt size ya Le mutuz, suruali ni hilo kata K utadhani kajaza mavi, bado hiyo raba ni kubwaaaa, aisee u will have to excuse me, coz I just can't stand such kind of a person even for a single minute Eishh!!!

Mwingine sasa ni kujisifia wee hadi unachefukwa roho. Mara oooh my dad is doin this, every month naingiziwa this much kwa account yangu, ulivyonipigia pale nilikuwa nabadilisha gari eeeeeh yote hayo, what for? Ntakukata huu mjicho utahisi umekutana na israel mtoa roho, afu ntasepa bila hata ya kuaga na itakuwa ndo mwisho wa kuwasiliana na wewe.

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hahhahahhaha uwiiiiiiiiiiiiiii mbavu zangu mie...duuu....
swig beb swig,ding dong bebi ding dong, go to ze lefut go tu ze rait, chezea baroz
yani mtu wa hivyo nami nachukua kasimu ka mchina naweka ring tone mezani..tuone nani barobaro..

 

[iMad]

Umeanza na mambo yako ya dunia iwe kama yako kwa unavyoona wewe...vitu vya kawaida kwa mujibu wa nani? ??????!!!!
sokwe, Ablessed, Kaizer

Whats the problem with u..?! mbona kama sikuelewi hivi..?! what r u trying to prove or accomplish.. Hasa kwa hawa unaowaita kila ukiniquote..sokwe, Ablessed, Kaizer.. wewe mwenyewe hujiamini mpaka hao wakupigie makofi..?! It turning into nuging..unaweza kudhani ni ujanja kumbe ni ujinga na kutojiamini tu..

 

[Dr.Mo]

Whats the problem with u..?! mbona kama sikuelewi hivi..?! what r u trying to prove or accomplish.. Hasa kwa hawa unaowaita kila ukiniquote..sokwe, Ablessed, Kaizer.. wewe mwenyewe hujiamini mpaka hao wakupigie makofi..?! It turning into nuging..unaweza kudhani ni ujanja kumbe ni ujinga na kutojiamini tu..

Chief mbona hawa wakina olesadimu wanakuzingua sana ? au wanataka uwe maarufu jamii forum

 

[iMad]

Chief mbona hawa wakina olesadimu wanakuzingua sana ? au wanataka uwe maarufu jamii forum

Si unajua chief..tukiwa huku kwenye mitandao ya jamii tunajaribu kuleta challange na kuweka mitazamo na misimamo tofauti na argument tofauti..sasa watu wanashidwa kukubali..wanafanya personal..

 

[RRONDO]

Si unajua chief..tukiwa huku kwenye mitandao ya jamii tunajaribu kuleta challange na kuweka mitazamo na misimamo tofauti na argument tofauti..sasa watu wanashidwa kukubali..wanafanya personal..

nilichogundua humu JF hasa MMU ukiwa tofauti tu na misimamo ya kundi fulani wewe ni tatizo....
back to the topic....unakutana na mtu kwa mara ya kwanza hujapenda appearance yake/manners zake whatever hivyo ndivyo alivyo deal with it au move on! sasa hii habari ya kufundishana eti ukikutana na mtu mara ya kwanza vaa hivi,ongea hivi,kula hivi sijui nini sasa kama hayuko hivyo awe na kazi ya ku-act date nzima!!!! ndio maana fekero zimejaa mjini.

 

[dyuteromaikota]

acha ku date na schoolgirls mkuu.

trust me kuna wengine wapo mpaka level ya chuo!!!!

 

[Don Mangi]

Mi niliwahi kukutana na changudoa online..kila nachoongea ananishangaa.mwisho akaniambia tu.'tafuta gesti na hela yangu unilipe Kabisaa' dah pale ndo nikajua Haaa..kumbee....sina hamu..

Hehehe mkuu ulianza na story za internationala politics nini?? hehehe akakwambia fasta fasta unampotezea muda wake

 

[Miss Neddy]

Nimesahau kitu hapa ngoja nisome kwanza!

bado unasoma?

 

[ERoni]

Aisee, kumbe mnakutana eeh!!

 

[kabanga]

ah....sawa...

 

[iMad]

nilichogundua humu JF hasa MMU ukiwa tofauti tu na misimamo ya kundi fulani wewe ni tatizo....
back to the topic....unakutana na mtu kwa mara ya kwanza hujapenda appearance yake/manners zake whatever hivyo ndivyo alivyo deal with it au move on! sasa hii habari ya kufundishana eti ukikutana na mtu mara ya kwanza vaa hivi,ongea hivi,kula hivi sijui nini sasa kama hayuko hivyo awe na kazi ya ku-act date nzima!!!! ndio maana fekero zimejaa mjini.

Mkuu PRONDO yaani kama ulikuwa kwenye mawazo yangu..mimi ndo nlichokuwa mamaanisha hicho, ila nlishidwa kuelezea kwa ufasaha kama wewe ...asilimia kubwa ya watanzania ni watu wa middle class life na na chini ya hapo kidogo..sioni haja ya watu kuigiza kwenye date..kuwa fake sana , watoto wa huku uswazi wanaenda kuazima hata nguo..!

 

[OLESAIDIMU]

Whats the problem with u..?! mbona kama sikuelewi hivi..?! what r u trying to prove or accomplish.. Hasa kwa hawa unaowaita kila ukiniquote..sokwe, Ablessed, Kaizer.. wewe mwenyewe hujiamini mpaka hao wakupigie makofi..?! It turning into nuging..unaweza kudhani ni ujanja kumbe ni ujinga na kutojiamini tu..

Ha ha haaaa daaanh nilidhani ni jukwaa na ukiona kina kitu wengine wanahitaji kuona una mention sasa kama unadhani unafuatiliwa personally we utakiwa na shida sana yaaani!!!!!

We una nini ufuatwe by the way ni jukwaa huru so kama vipi nenda mitandao mingine ambayo unachagua viewers!!!!! Hunijui sikujui ni hoja kwa hoja sasa unahisi unafuatiliwa!!!!!! What for????!!!! Ati kupigiwa makofi,at this age kabisa unawaza this way????!!!!

Ati prove or accomplish!!!! Are you serious yaani kwa user names? ???!!!Kwa kuku challenge wewe ndio i am expecting a reward????!!!!! Do i sound like a wanna be???!!!!

Halafu unapenda sana matusi, wewe ndio unaona ujanja kutukana nadhani!!!!!
For your information this is one among the free platforms to air views through and before doing that make sure you are ready to be challenged otherwise you keep them for your own private
good use!!!!!

Hate the game fella....

 

[OLESAIDIMU]

Si unajua chief..tukiwa huku kwenye mitandao ya jamii tunajaribu kuleta challange na kuweka mitazamo na misimamo tofauti na argument tofauti..sasa watu wanashidwa kukubali..wanafanya personal..

Sasa kama unajua its all aboit challenges and arguments why the hell do you think its getting personal!!!!!!!
Retrograde thinker you are

 

[OLESAIDIMU]

Chief mbona hawa wakina olesadimu wanakuzingua sana ? au wanataka uwe maarufu jamii forum

Zinazinguliwa hoja zake na sio yeye!!!!!!!
Hayo ya umaarufu labda celebs forum mkuu!!!!!