salimkabora
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You can do better as a comedian or music composer as you talk too much nonsense
You can do better as a comedian or music composer as you talk too much nonsenseHow am I a fanatic of nothingness while I strive to search for something?
Which of Einstein's equation is unsolved? What do you mean by "unsolved"?
And even if Einstein equations happen to be unsolved, how is that "nothingness"? By definition the unsolved is unknown, how is the unknown "nothingness"?
How do you know that something is "nothingness" even before you know what it is because it is unsolved?
Do I detect a laziness in thinking here?
You can do better as a comedian or music composer as you talk too much nonsense
Some of the sharpest people known to me are comedians and musicians.
Have you ever attempted the wit of a George Carlin? The sophisticated live quip of a Bill Maher? The crazy eloquence of a Richard Pryor? The gravita of a Bill Cosby?
Have you ever tried to play a musical instrument, say a piano or guitar, and experience the intelligence of coordination required to produce harmony, pattern and musical majesty?
You are obviously writing from a shallow perspective.Placing me in the company of comedians and musicians is a compliment.
I feel right up there with Juvenal and Mozart.
Thank you for elevating me beyond my wildest dreams.
It was only a trap i wanted you to fall into: Einstein himself was a musician and a poet but mind you laziness is not all that bad after all for Hermann Minkowski Eintein's teacher used to call him "Lazy dog"
You sound like Mzee Jongo in one of his old radio plays.
Mzee Jongo does not know how to pronounce "Malaria" and he pronounces it "Manyalia".
When his wife and grandkids correct him, he refuses to be corrected, and he says "Ndiyo hiyo hiyo nilikuwa nawapima tu kama mnaijua".
So are you here to play trapping games and win brownie points?
Is that what you are all about?
Is this the best you can do?
Who is the crude comedian with low end wit now?
Umenichekesha sana kudadadeki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"MANYALIA" KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Watu waliokuwa wanafuatilia mchezo ya redio ya Mzee Jongo wataikumbuka hii.
Kama si episode hii ya Manyalia, basi tabia ya Mzee Jongo kiujumla ya kusema "ndiyo hiyo hiyo naijua, nilikuwa nakupima tu" kila akisahihishwa, maana ilikuwa si mara moja, ilikuwa ni pattern yake.
Nimekumbuka wakati wa utoto nilipokuwa nakosea nilikuwa natumia "ujanja" huu
Sasa huyu jamaa kidogo amenistua kwa "triki" yake hii!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You sound like Mzee Jongo in one of his old radio plays.
Mzee Jongo does not know how to pronounce "Malaria" and he pronounces it "Manyalia".
When his wife and grandkids correct him, he refuses to be corrected, and he says "Ndiyo hiyo hiyo nilikuwa nawapima tu kama mnaijua".
So are you here to play trapping games and win brownie points?
Is that what you are all about?
Is this the best you can do?
Who is the crude comedian with low end wit now?
Ila nasikia kuna watu huwa wanaota ndoto na kile walichoota(say death) kinatokea kweli. What can you make of it?
Halafu wao waotaji ndiyo wanakufa au? Unajua watu walau wawili wa hivyo?
Nakumbuka juisi(juice) alikuwa anaita "mjusi" ila akirekebishwa anasema ndiyo hiyo hiyo. Ila nasikia kuna watu huwa wanaota ndoto na kile walichoota(say death) kinatokea kweli. What can you make of it?
Ndoto is nothing but what is on your mind.
Sasa mjomba wako mwanajeshi kapelekwa Sudan kwenye Janjaweed huko, kufikiri kwamba anaweza kuuawa ni natural.
Ukifikiri sana si ajabu utaota, pamoja na ndoto nyingine elfu moja.
Siku atakapouawa utasema "niliota". Bila context.
Na hata kama kuna mtu anaweza kuota with photographic memory front page ya NYT ya mwezi mmoja ujao itakuwaje, hata kama sijui kaotaje, nitasema sijui but that does not mean ni "kazi ya mungu".
There is bound to be another logical explanation.
kudura is one big farce dished out to pessimists, slaves, the oppressed, those with inferiority complex etc.
To ensure that they stay there forever while others lord it over them.
Sultani atawatawala watu na ku promote "jitihada haiondoi kudura", wasifikirie hata kujitahidi kumpindua.
This is basically the doctrine of predestination, basically "just accept your destiny and station in life already".
You sound like Mzee Jongo in one of his old radio plays.
Mzee Jongo does not know how to pronounce "Malaria" and he pronounces it "Manyalia".
When his wife and grandkids correct him, he refuses to be corrected, and he says "Ndiyo hiyo hiyo nilikuwa nawapima tu kama mnaijua".
So are you here to play trapping games and win brownie points?
Is that what you are all about?
Is this the best you can do?
Who is the crude comedian with low end wit now?
There are several ways this may appear so.
Of course there is science and the observance of patterns, people have been predicting the future since the ancient Egyptians started observing the flooding of the Nile, and even before. They observed cyclic rhythms that necessitated the calendar and seasonal changes. They took this to predicting eclipses hundreds of years away and the time of sunrise/ sunset tomorrow at any given locality.
This is hardly surprising.It is all in science.
Of course you have the Sheikh Yahya type charlatans who rely on government assistance/ social networks and the general human ignorance and tendencyto need to know the future. This breed is ageless,it can be traced to be the legacy of the prophets of Asclepius such as Alexander who performed conjured tricks with hollowed oracles, tamed snakes and other hocus-pocus that would impress simple minded high school juniors and fearful consiracy theory prone cranks. This was simply the "karata tatu" of the day. One of my Buddhist monk friends called it "low art".
And even had it been that we have a truly unexplained teller of the future who goes beyond the means of science we know today, that does not mean god is behind it.
The famous science fiction author Arthur C. Clarke had a saying that attained a law like cult following, it goes "any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic".
A common technique in literature that demonstrates this is using a western explorer who is in some scientifically unsophisticated corner of the world, persecuted to death, and then conveniently predicting an eclipse which was in his diary all along, and hence assuming the status of a magical prophet . I think I saw this in at least one of the Zulu/British encounter movies.
The question implies that predicting the future is that impressive. It is not. It has been done by observing patterns for millenia.
Why, I can even "predict" that the sun will rise tomorrow!
And of course you always have the Nostradamic quartrains that are so cryptic to be attributed to anything that could fit the minds of eager believers.
Lkini bila juhudi hukipati kamwe
Hata haya maisha ni yetu
Mafanikio nayo pia ni yetu
Lakini bila juhudi hutayapata kamwe!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well,well,well! I didn't know science gives all answers to troubles of life so readily; now go a step further and explain to me how i can generate anger scientifically and switch it off at will. Also enlighten me as to how to implement a failed erection and terminate it at my wish scientifically