Dawa ya kiburi!!

[Mdau Mkuu]

Jamaa mmoja alioa mke mara siku moja mkewe akamwambia kuwa bomba lao la maji limepasuaka,jamaa akamjibu 'umeona me fundi bomba?',mkewe akawa mpole,haikupita wiki 1 mkewe akamwambia kuwa ukuta wa nyumba yao umebomoka ,jamaa akamjibu 'umesikia me fundi ujenzi'.
Baada ya wiki moja jamaa akashangaa kukuta bomba na ukuta vimekarabatiwa,akamuuliza mkewe imekuwaje?
Mkewe:-nimemleta fundi akarabati ila akasema anataka chapati au penzi ndo atengeneze.
Jamaa:- eehee umempa chapati za shilingi ngapi?
Mkewe:- 'umesikia me mpishi wa chapati?'.
Jamaa akazimia kuckia hvyo!

 

[uporoto01]

Hapa ofkozi infakti ngono sio penzi lilichukua mkondo wake.

 

[Ave Ave Maria]

Hahahahaaa dawa ya moto ni moto! Teh! teh! teh! teh!

 

[Mentor]

Mwaga mboga, namwaga ugali na kuosha vyombo,na kuzima moto,lol!

 

[Mnene 1]

Ha ha haa.......Nimeipenda....

 

[WISDOM SEEDS]

Duh, kweli dawa ya kiburi ni jeuri

 

[MUREFU]

khaaaaa...

 

[serio]

achichichii,.naua!

 

[Katavi]

Ahahahahaaah!!!

 

[First Born]

teh teh teh teh uwiiì!!