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- Dec 29, 2013
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anything which has mass and can occupy space
who is a diva?
Oh hell to the muthafunkin naw!
I don't care how ravishingly beautiful the woman is.
When it comes to my money I don't play.
My willpower is off the meter.
Aisee........sasa itakuwaje........?
siombi ela ya kununua chochote hata nikiwa mkeo
labda uone huo umuhimu wa kunipa...,
I felt like im trashing my manhood if I didn't! so grudgingly yes! I had to!ukampa nini
Miaka michache nyuma,Wanaume walikuwa wanalalamika sana vibomu vya kuombwa vocha,vocha ilikuwa gharama inayokera sana na kuboa maana kila siku iendayo kwa Mungu ni vocha..
Kumbe bora ingebakia Vocha,maana ina
afadhali...Siku hizi,unapigwa mzinga hadi Simu yako inazimika kwanza maana haiamini kilichoandikwa..''Baby naomba laki 8 ninunue iPhone simu yangu imeibiwa..dah,laki 8 ni mshahara wa Walinzi 5 wa KK security wenye wake na watoto!Mama zao wenyewe wanaisikia
tu iPhone wanajua ni Aina mpya ya Kitenge cha Wax...Balaa,hatuhemi hatujengi,Love has become Article of Oenstation,kui-afford ni ngumu,come on
DIVAS give us a break!
Hiyo kweli ni shida........hata mimi ilishawahi nitokea lakini nikawaza mrejesho........itakavyokuwa baadae........nikaona isiwe tabu.......sasa hivi ni best boss ever..........
Nnachojua wanawake ni sawa na tumbo. Hawana shukrani. Wala usijidanganye et nikimnunulia iphone ya kilo nane ndio atakuwa faithful kwako. Hapa mwenyewe niko baa napunguza stress.
Nilitumiwa sms
"Baby nataka tule wote x mass ntumie nauli, nkatuma 100,000/-. Mpaka sasa hata simu zangu hazipokelew wala nini."
this bichz aint loyal
Its like wale simba wanasubiri pundamilia sehemu za kunywa maji!! That's the assumption.....!
Nnachojua wanawake ni sawa na tumbo. Hawana shukrani. Wala usijidanganye et nikimnunulia iphone ya kilo nane ndio atakuwa faithful kwako. Hapa mwenyewe niko baa napunguza stress.
Nilitumiwa sms
"Baby nataka tule wote x mass ntumie nauli, nkatuma 100,000/-. Mpaka sasa hata simu zangu hazipokelew wala nini."
this bichz aint loyal
mara chache sana mrejesho wa mwanaume kuwa negative kwenye tongozo labda kama kuna mahali umekosea....
ha ha ha ha...lol.Nnachojua wanawake ni sawa na tumbo. Hawana shukrani. Wala usijidanganye et nikimnunulia iphone ya kilo nane ndio atakuwa faithful kwako. Hapa mwenyewe niko baa napunguza stress.
Nilitumiwa sms
"Baby nataka tule wote x mass ntumie nauli, nkatuma 100,000/-. Mpaka sasa hata simu zangu hazipokelew wala nini."
this bichz aint loyal
Labda kama haijakusimama nyuzi 90° "Mwanaume ni kama fisi hata mzoga anakula" dushe ikishakusimama hata chizi wa barabarani unapiga tuuwe unalipa kidogo.....hata sisi tunachagua sio kila anaejitongozesha tunapiga........
Labda kama haijakusimama nyuzi 90° "Mwanaume ni kama fisi hata mzoga anakula" dushe ikishakusimama hata chizi wa barabarani unapiga tu
kwahio ukija kujitongozesha tu tayari iko nyuzi 90!!! hadi tufike stage ya kuwa nyuzi 90 nisharidhika na wewe...
Siwezi kukuomba kitu ambacho sina uwezo nacho.
Na wewe kama waona 800k ni issue achana nae tafuta wa kuwahonga mapera.
Vaa kiatu size yako.
Nnachojua wanawake ni sawa na tumbo. Hawana shukrani. Wala usijidanganye et nikimnunulia iphone ya kilo nane ndio atakuwa faithful kwako. Hapa mwenyewe niko baa napunguza stress.
Nilitumiwa sms
"Baby nataka tule wote x mass ntumie nauli, nkatuma 100,000/-. Mpaka sasa hata simu zangu hazipokelew wala nini."
this bichz aint loyal