Chakula au vitu gani huwezi kuacha kula hata kama ukiwa Bilionea?

[spidernyoka]

Amina

Pole boss wangu

 

[mshamba_hachekwi]

Asante hii hali tete mwili umechacha mno

tafuta msaada wa kiafya mkuu

 

[spidernyoka]

Ukienda kizembe tako tatu tu wazungu hao. Na kwa kushika mimba sasa, kama smaku na chuma

Mimi nakandamizaga tu mpaka ndan

 

[raraa reree]

Najiskia hovyo sana wanangu mniombee

Pole aisee nini tena

 

[Smart Guy]

Hakuna kama wali maharage, chapati za maharage na tambi za maharage

 

[Depal]

Najiskia hovyo sana wanangu mniombee

Pole mkuu 😔
Nini mbaya? Ni korona ya kitaa?

 

[Extrovert]

Pole aisee nini tena

Sijui macho mekundu yalinikamata toka juzi ila sasa leo naona hali imekuwa homa kali.

 

[moudytz]

kula shamba (mrungi)

 

[SYLLOGIST!]

Hii ni kikasuku kweli kweli.

Yaani kwa tafsiri nyingine; ukizingatia sifa ya kuwa Ubilionea ni ngeni, sambamba na kuwa Ukiitwa bilionea unafananishwa na kuwa umeshafanya talaka na tamaduni zako/zenu na kukumbatia tamaduni za watu wanaojiita bilionea na hivyo kufanya swali hili kuwa kama .....

"Umekubali kuitwa billionea, je unakubali kuacha/kutelekeza tamaduni zako?"
au
'Toka umekubali kuitwa bilionea ni Vyakula gani kwenye tamaduni yenu umeachana navyo?"

..... kumbukeni huko nyuma Tanzania tulikuwa na Mabilionea(kwa lugha ya kigeni) ila waliitwa Wafanyabiashara Maarufu.!

Isitoshe nishakula vyakula na Wafanyabiashara maarufu wengi tu(Mabilionea sasa kwa lugha ya kigeni) na asikudanganye mtu.....nimelishwa Chai na Mihogo Asubuhi, au Uji wa Ulezi ikifuatiwa na.....mchana- tulikula Ugali na mboga ya Kisamvu chenye mbaazi na samaki wa kukaanga, siku nyingine Ugali Dagaa na mazagazaga mengine. Au Ugali mlenda na nyama ya kuchemsha na kitunguu na nyanya ya kutupiwa-yaani nyanya ndio zinakuwa zinaelea kwenye chungu badaala ya mafuta! We acha.

Usiku Wali maharage, nyama ya Kuchoma na kisusio! Na mchunga pembeni!

kinachonishangaza, ni kuona Ulimbukeni uliotokea hivi karibuni.

Ati mtu anataka kula soseji asubuhi, na baked beasn-wakati ukimwambia twende tunywe supu ya Utumbo ati anashika pua! Kumbuka soseji nyingi huwa ni mchanganyiko wa utumbo na vitu vingine, tena basi, huko Ulaya, ni mchanganyiko wa Utumbo wa Kuku, Nguruwe, Na Ng'ombe au Mbuzi.

Ati, Baked beans! Wakati ukila maharage na ubwabwa asubuhi na supu lako la utumbo ni Afya tele tu

Afrika kiboko kweli kweli

 

[Smart Guy]

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Kuna siku mtatobolewa macho sasa

 

[Lovie Lady]

🫘

 

[raraa reree]

Sijui macho mekundu yalinikamata toka juzi ila sasa leo naona hali imekuwa homa kali.

Pole sana aisee kamuone dr

 

[kupukupu]

Kande, parachichi na chapati



Niuenii

 

[Peaky blinders]

Najiskia hovyo sana wanangu mniombee

Loving Father, touch Extrovert now with your healing hands, for I believe that your will is for him to be well in mind, body, soul and spirit. Cover him with the most precious blood of your Son, our Lord, Jesus Christ from the top of his head to the soles of his feet. AMEN

 

[Grahams]

Kupitia uzi huu, nimegundua kumbe wapenzi wa Mboga ya mlenda ni wengi mno.

Kuna wakati nilipokuwa hoteli fulani hivi niliwaomba waniandalie ugali na mlenda, walinishangaa sana. Ingawa nilitakiwa kulipa zaidi.

 

[Peaky blinders]

pole sana mkuu

Umeambiwa umuombee sio pole

 

[Extrovert]

Loving Father, touch Extrovert now with your healing hands, for I believe that your will is for him to be well in mind, body, soul and spirit. Cover him with the most precious blood of your Son, our Lord, Jesus Christ from the top of his head to the soles of his feet. AMEN

Amen.

 

[Peaky blinders]

Kupitia uzi huu, nimegundua kumbe wapenzi wa Mboga ya mlenda ni wengi mno.

Kuna wakati nilipokuwa hoteli fulani hivi niliwaomba waniandalie ugali na mlenda, walinishangaa sana. Ingawa nilitakiwa kulipa zaidi.

Wengi wanajidai hawajui mrenda. Na price zao huwa juu ukitaka mrenda kuliko mchicha, eti wanadai ni special.

 

[Grahams]

Wengi wanajidai hawajui mrenda. Na price zao huwa juu ukitaka mrenda kuliko mchicha, eti wanadai ni special.

Sahihi Mkuu, hoteli nyingi zimetekwa na vyakula vya kizungu sana. Pia baadhi ya migahawa ya Kisasa hawapiki mlenda kabisa hadi iwe ni special order tena baada ya kuongea na Meneja 🙌

Ila nimekula mara tatu migahawa ya Shishi Food nimekuta miongoni mwa mboga zao Mlenda ni moja wapo.

 

[Mkono Mmoja]

Hii

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Hii imewekewa screen protector...no chaboooo