Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Enyewe look at that ka small window next to the hotel logo with green and white colors. What's that ugly window meant to do in a 5* hotel? hehehe Mabati zimebondwa halafu imerust. Kweli hii naona ni 5*
Yaani hawa jamaa ni wa kuhurumia. Ukiwaambia 5* Hotel Dar ni tatu hawataki kukubali. Ukiwaambia haya walete zingine wanakuletea vituko.πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
 
Hii nayo ilinichekesha walai. hehehehe...halafu there was another inakaa an aprtment block kule maeneo ya eastlands. Hizo mbili plus ile hong kong zilinichekesha sana
Hahaha nimeikumbuka. Halafu nyengine ni kama lodging katikati mwa slums.πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
 
Protea Hotel Dar es Salaam Courtyard









 
Naona umeshika makende yake. Finya kabisa hadi itoe mafuta. I told you these guys are very good at vita vya mdomo (cold war). Ukiwaleta kwenye uwanja wa vita hakuna wanachojua. They are only good at noisemaking
 
Naona umeshika makende yake. Finya kabisa hadi itoe mafuta. I told you these guys are very good at vita vya mdomo (cold war). Ukiwaleta kwenye uwanja wa vita hakuna wanachojua. They are only good at noisemaking
Cha kushangaza nilipowaambia 5* hotel Dar hazipiti tatu wakaniambia zipo kushinda Nairobi nikitaka niende Google. Nimewaletea Google kwamba Nairobi zipo 19 na Dar 3 wanasema eti hizo ni ratings za local guides. Jamaa amesign up as a local guide anajiona mtu wa maana sana eti sasa ananieleza yeye kama local guide ndiye anayeelewa haya mambo kumbe ni mbumbumbu tuu. Jamaa hajui local guide guide is just anybody who chooses to review something on google. Watu washamba kweli.πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
 
Kabla twende mbali saana wacha niwakumbushe tuu.

Dar
1. Hyatt Regency
2. Dar Serena
3. Sea Cliff

Nairobi
1. The Nairobi Safari Club
2. Sarova Stanley
3. Fairmont Norfolk
4. Villa Rosa Kempinski
5. Sankara
6. Nairobi Serena
7. Azure
8. Windsor
9. Laico Regency
10. dusitD2
11. Tribe
12. Palacina
13. Radisson Blue
14. Hemmingways
15. Hilton
16. House of Waine
17. Concord
18. Panari
19. Safari Park Hotel
 
 
Hotel White Sands - The Beach Resort - Dar es salaam












 
wanaonekana wengi hawana wanawake... sasa ukiwa jobless huyo demu utampata wapi??
Ukiwa na shillingi mia tatu ya Kenya, unapata shimo ya kuingia hapo koinange street. Kwa hivyo, hiyo isikutatize πŸ˜€
 
Please remind him that a local guide can review anything local. Such a person can even review a car hata kama hajui brake ya gari inakuwanga wapi, bora tu aliona gari fulani ikipita kwa mwendo wa kasi. Ataenda Google local guide aseme vile hiyo gari ni poa. Anael, just like the name implies, a local guide is just a "local" guy without any professional knowledge on what they are reviewing/rating.
 
Don't you know there are professional bodies whose main duty is to rate hotels worldwide? Unajifanya sana unajua na hakuna unachojua. I can bring you one ukitaka
 
Don't you know there are professional bodies whose main duty is to rate hotels worldwide? Unajifanya sana unajua na hakuna unachojua. I can bring you one ukitaka
Huyo wachana naye. Nimejaribu kumuelimisha mara anasema hata yeye anaweza rate mara kila nchi inajiratia.πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
 
Don't you know there are professional bodies whose main duty is to rate hotels worldwide? Unajifanya sana unajua na hakuna unachojua. I can bring you one ukitaka
Ondoa ujinaga hapa. The level of your understanding is very low. Go to school hapa siyo kibera kijana kupayuka payuka vitu usivyovijua. This is The Great Thinkers Social Media. Siyo JamiiForums.com hapa mmejazana ma mbumbumbu from kikuyu.
 
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