Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Inawauma lakini sasa mtafanyeje? 🤣🤣🤣

Name just one rich person from Nairobi.
 
On street beggars
You failed to answer the question. So the conclusion is there are no places for enjoyment in Nairobi. People will come to AFCON here in Dar es Salaam to have fun. Arusha will go for tourism and Zanzibar will go for tourism. Dodoma will go to get pure wine.
 
You failed to answer the question. So the conclusion is there are no places for enjoyment in Nairobi. People will come to AFCON here in Dar es Salaam to have fun. Arusha will go for tourism and Zanzibar will go for tourism. Dodoma will go to get pure wine.
Fun in Dar is slum? Which fun is that?
If desperation was a man🤣🤣
 
Kijana nakushauri uendelee kuvuta pumzi chafu hapo kibera. Huku hupawezi
Kwani unafikiri utakuwa mnyamwezi wa kwanza kukataa kukubaliana na facts? Tumewaona wengi humu. Just a little reminder though 🤣🤣🤣

2,100 dollar millionaires

Vs

4,400 dollar millionaires

Stick to your lane Nyamwezi
 
Can you mention them
Few to mention I can list more than 3,000
  1. Mbudya Island
  2. Bongoyo Island
  3. Sunset at the Slipway
  4. Zanzibar Mix (Urojo) at a local stall
  5. Late-night Mishkaki in the City Center
  6. The Kivukoni Fish Market auction
  7. Weekend vibes at Coco Beach
  8. Chips Mayai from a street vendor
  9. Fresh Dafu (coconut water) by the roadside
  10. Tingatinga Arts Cooperative
  11. Mwenge Woodcarvers Market
  12. Navigating Kariakoo Market
  13. Crossing the Kigamboni Bridge
  14. Afternoon tea at the Serena Hotel
  15. Dinner at Samaki Samaki
  16. Live Taarab music performances
  17. Visiting the Village Museum
  18. Art exhibitions at Nafasi Art Space
  19. Snorkeling at Sinda Island
  20. A Bajaji ride through the city
  21. Exploring "Little India" food spots
  22. The National Museum and House of Culture
  23. Azania Front Lutheran Church
  24. Watching Bongo Flava artists perform
  25. Cocktails at High Spirit Lounge
  26. Walking through the Botanical Gardens
  27. Buying kanga and kitenge fabrics downtown
  28. Weekend escapes to South Beach, Kigamboni
  29. Secluded beach days at Kipepeo
  30. Fresh lobster lunches on the sand
  31. Riding the BRT (Blue Buses) to avoid traffic
  32. Watching a Simba vs. Yanga derby at Benjamin Mkapa Stadium
  33. Morning jogs along the Toure Drive oceanfront
  34. Attending a live "Singeli" music street session
  35. Golfing at the Lugalo Military Golf Course
  36. Visiting the Askari Monument
  37. Kite surfing at Kunduchi Beach
  38. Go-karting at Mlimani City
  39. Watching local football matches at Karume Stadium
  40. Exploring the PSSSF Twin Towers for city views
  41. A quick weekend SGR train trip to Morogoro
  42. Hiking in the Pugu Hills Nature Reserve
  43. Swimming at Kunduchi Wet 'N' Wild Water Park
  44. Attending the Dar es Salaam International Trade Fair (Saba Saba)
  45. Yoga classes at the Slipway
  46. Sailing at the Dar es Salaam Yacht Club
  47. Checking out the Old Boma (the city’s oldest building)
  48. Visiting the Khoja Shia Ithna-Asheri Mosque
  49. Bowling at Mlimani City Mall
  50. Watching a movie at Century Cinemax with fresh popcorn
 
Kwani unafikiri utakuwa mnyamwezi wa kwanza kukataa kukubaliana na facts? Tumewaona wengi humu. Just a little reminder though 🤣🤣🤣

2,100 dollar millionaires

Vs

4,400 dollar millionaires

Stick to your lane Nyamwezi
Millionaires vs Billionaires do you have akili kweli? Dar es salaam has Billionaires
 
Chips Mayai from a street vendor
I stopped reading when I reached here. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

You mean this is one of the entertaining things in Dar? Chips mayai? Kitu inapatikana even on the streets of Kenya's smallest towns. Enyewe siku ya nyani kufa...
 
I stopped reading when I reached here. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

You mean this is one of the entertaining things in Dar? Chips mayai? Kitu inapatikana even on the streets of Kenya's smallest towns. Enyewe siku ya nyani kufa...
Kenya do not have Chips Mayai. AFCON fans will want to eat chips mayai. What will you offer to visitors who come to Nairobi to watch football?. No chips Mayai in Kenya. Mnatengeneza vurugu
 
Millionaires vs Billionaires do you have akili kweli? Dar es salaam has Billionaires
Dar has one dollar billionaire kijana wa Tandale. Wacha kutafuta pa kutorokea Nyamwezi.

Nairobi has two times dollar millionaires than Dar is slum. That should tell you something. But you are a nyamwezi. You won't understand anything
 
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