Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Teargass]

😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 Huu uwanja utakuja kuwaangukia mfe, nguzo gani zile

Hata Expressway pia mlisema itaanguka, mbona bado haijanguka?

 

[Teargass]

Hii ni nini, ndio Nganya mnaita?

It’s far better than those dalala NairobiWalker amepost.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Alafu utapata kunguni moja anakuja kuchekelea hii😂😂🤣

This is perfect timing umekuja mwenyew mpanda matatu. 🤣🤣👇🏾

🤣🤣🤣🤣 mpanda matatu mmoja

 

[Mpwimbe]

It’s far better than those dalala NairobiWalker amepost.

Sasa kwa trip towns, mtu anatoka kazini anenda kwake.

Why all the complications.

Watu hawataki luxury wanataka kuwahi nyumbani.

Thats where BRT came in

 

[Sama boy 255]

Sasa kwa trip towns, mtu anatoka kazini anemda kwake.

Why all the complications.

Watu hawataki luxury wanataka kuwahi nyumbani.

Thats where BRT came in

Heb acha kuwapa credit na wewe. Daladala kali zipo kama zote tena mpyaa unless wewe hauishi Dar, huwezi kuelewa hii.

 

[nairobae]

Anyways, Kenya kwa migahawa Westernised mko vizuri.

Sisi kila mtu anataka kula nyumbani. Ni mambo ya utamaduni.

Ingawa kwa hotel hamtufikii.

We have the best hotels.


View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIa8w6Evw6w/?igsh=MWl4NHUwNHN0Y2NvZw==

You don't have flushing toilets.
You don't shop in supermarkets.
You don't eat out at restaurants.
Munauza Konyagi Kwa duka la mangi.
Hii ni umaskini, wacheni kuwekelea culture lawama. 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[President of China]

Alafu utapata kunguni moja anakuja kuchekelea hii😂😂🤣

Haya mambo TZ ni since 2011

 

[Teargass]

This is perfect timing umekuja mwenyew mpanda matatu. 🤣🤣👇🏾View attachment 3322883🤣🤣🤣🤣 mpanda matatu mmoja

Kwani kupanda matatu ni shida? Wewe huwa haupandi public vehicles? Kweli baboon atabaki tu kuwa baboon.

 

[Teargass]

Sasa kwa trip towns, mtu anatoka kazini anemda kwake.

Why all the complications.

Watu hawataki luxury wanataka kuwahi nyumbani.

Thats where BRT came in

Every town with their culture. Matatu ni Nairobi culture, mbona mtu aende afinyane kule kwa daladala and BRT when Matatu hakuna kubeba excess? Matatu hakuna kusimama kama hizo daldala za kwenu.

 

[Mpwimbe]

You don't have flushing toilets.
You don't shop in supermarkets.
You don't eat out at restaurants.
Hii ni umaskini, wacheni kuwekelea culture lawama. 🤣 🤣 🤣

WE have improved our markets, why should we shop to the so called super markets??

 

[Sama boy 255]

Kwani kupanda matatu ni shida? Wewe huwa haupandi public vehicles? Kweli baboon atabaki tu kuwa baboon.

View attachment 3322889

🤣🤣🤣🤣 angalia kasoro zako. Unapanda matatu, una govi, huchambi ukinya. 🤣🤣🤣we jamaa umenishinda.

 

[Teargass]

WE have improved our markets, why should we shop to the so called super markets??View attachment 3322891

We also have markets, actually Kenya has more modern markets than Tanzania. Na ukipinga I’m ready tuende ground.

 

[Teargass]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 angalia kasoro zako. Unapanda matatu, una govi, huchambi ukinya. 🤣🤣🤣we jamaa umenishinda.

Kutumia public transport ni kasoro? Kweli ujinga ni laana yani baboon amezoea kupiga route eleven hadi akiskia mtu anapanda matatu anashangaa, and for your information I have car, kupanda matatu kwangu ni kupenda. Wewe hata fog light pekee you can’t afford.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Every town with their culture. Matatu ni Nairobi culture, mbona mtu aende afinyane kule kwa daladala and BRT when Matatu hakuna kubeba excess? Matatu hakuna kusimama kama hizo daldala za kwenu.

Matatu si culture 🤣🤣🤣 you all would like to have BRTs in your cities somedays but your gvt can’t afford. 🤣🤣🤣 kilichofanya mchore chore barabara ya thika wote tunakijua

 

[Teargass]

Matatu si culture 🤣🤣🤣 you all would like to have BRTs in your cities somedays but your gvt can’t afford. 🤣🤣🤣 kilichofanya mchore chore barabara ya thika wote tunakijua

Imdon’t argue with baboons.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Kutumia public transport ni kasoro? Kweli ujinga ni laana yani baboon amezoea kupiga route eleven hadi akiskia mgu anapanda matatu anashangaa, and for your information i have i car, kupanda matatu kwangu ni kupenda. Wewe hata fog light pekee you can’t afford.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 una gari lipo mkundu wako. Nilikua nakungoja sana kwenye huu mjadala. Leo nakuvua nguo. 🤣🤣🤣

 

[Mpwimbe]

We also have markets, actually Kenya has more modern markets than Tanzania. Na ukipinga I’m ready tuende ground.

Show them

 

[Teargass]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 una gari lipo mkundu wako. Nilikua nakungoja sana kwenye huu mjadala. Leo nakuvua nguo. 🤣🤣🤣

Sawa baboon, sina gari.

 

[Teargass]

Show them

Unataka tuanzie wapi? Mandera ama Isiolo?

 

[Sama boy 255]

Sawa baboon, sina gari.

View attachment 3322895

Bwana mdogo Govinda unanihanya. 🤣🤣🤣