Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[coodip1]

Unatupigia kelele hapa na hio Safaricom hata is profitable than your biggest bank.


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Hizo CRDB na NMB core business yao ni banking tuu hizo zenu they have other businesses apart from banking.

 

[IamLee]

Kwahiyo unabisha hiyo siyo picha yako?

Unajishughulisha na picha zangu itakusaidiaje? Shughulika na bwana yako.. nilishakuambia siko interested, mie tayari nina girlfriend
Naeza kupost picha yangu hapa
Alafu isikuwe unanyonga na picha yangu brathee 😂😂😂😂

 

[President of China]

mwaiofhawaii hebu tuoneshe picha zako tena tucheke 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 👇 👇 👇 👇

 

[Geza Ulole]

Hizo CRDB na NMB core business yao ni banking tuu hizo zenu they have other businesses apart from banking.

Kwani KCB na Equity Bank zinahusika na nn zaidi ya Banking?

 

[President of China]

Unajishughulisha na picha zangu itakusaidiaje? Shughulika na bwana yako.. nilishakuambia siko interested, mie tayari nina girlfriend
Naeza kupost picha yangu hapa
Alafu isikuwe unanyonga na picha yangu brathee 😂😂😂😂

Hakuna demu wa kukubali sura ngumu hiyo

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

mwaiofhawaii hebu tuoneshe picha zako tena tucheke 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 👇 👇 👇 👇

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This bouy! Anashika mashine kama kashika tambara la kupigia deki. So soft and useless!

 

[Geza Ulole]

They copied Lamu port ( but got stuck)
They copied Tanganyika national team name. After we named ours Harambee stars , they picked Taifa stars ( notice , the English part)
They copied Affordable Housing ( trying to)
They copied Huduma digital government services
They copied modern markets ( but definitely did a better job)
I can go on…

Fool how could we have copied the name of Harambee an Indian word while we got independence before u?

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

mwaiofhawaii hebu tuoneshe picha zako tena tucheke 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 👇 👇 👇 👇

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I have a better gun than your TPDF ..🤣🤣

 

[President of China]

I have a better gun than your TPDF ..🤣🤣

Pause za kishamba hizo mdogo wangu. Tulikuwa tunafanyahivyo miaka ya 80s 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[coodip1]

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MY TAKE
Halafu kuna wapuuzi wanadai Nairobi inaweza ku-compete infrastructurewise na Dar! See the whole Amaan stadium (15,000 capacity) in Zanzibar was full and fans had a very smooth logistic! Kuna watu wameamua kufanya kila kitu Nairobi! 😀 😀 👆👆

Viwanja vya Nchi nyingine za Africa watu wanatumbikia kwa karo la choo too sad😁

 

[Marcelly]

Watanzania ni wasitarabu sana sisi

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MY TAKE
Halafu kuna wapuuzi wanadai Nairobi inaweza ku-compete infrastructurewise na Dar! See the whole Amaan stadium (15,000 capacity) in Zanzibar was full and fans had a very smooth logistic! Kuna watu wameamua kufanya kila kitu Nairobi! 😀 😀 👆👆

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Fool how could we have copied the name of Harambee an Indian word while we got independence before u?

Learn to understand English language. I mentioned the STARS… do research when Tanganyika ( mainland) team was named. Independence date has nothing to do with it. At least the other East African partner Uganda picked something unique ( CRANES). But Nyerere adored Kenya and especially Nairobi too much and probably had something to do with it.

 

[IamLee]

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Kwan huko kundudwellers wireless headphone bado hazijafika au umaskini tu hawa wenzetu?

Sasa unaona Ubaya ya kutumia kichwa kama mtungi ya mate… unaona umefanya analysis yako yote sio?
I see young guys in this picture 98% likely to be campus kids meaning 18-22 year olds.
By the look of the devices..
Hio simu ni htc one m9 released in 2015 (pretty high spec for its time)
Unaona the beats studio headphones ( likes of maina kageni (ballers) were using them)
Judging by that- those kids were pretty much balling in campus msee, tuambie we ulikuwa unatumia simu gani in 2015😂

 

[IamLee]

Hakuna demu wa kukubali sura ngumu hiyo

Sawa bongolala.. mwanaume ivo ndo inafaa.. sura nzuri mwanaume aipeleke wapi? We hauna sura ngumu??

Umesema unataka nikutumie picha yangu ama? Nataka nikutumie mpya uwache ku reuse hio mzee ya 2015..one condition- usinyonge nayo

 

[Geza Ulole]

Learn to understand English language. I mentioned the STARS… do research when Tanganyika ( mainland) team was named. Independence date has nothing to do with it. At least the other East African partner Uganda picked something unique ( CRANES). But Nyerere adored Kenya and especially Nairobi too much and probably had something to do with it.

The fact is Taifa stars has been in existence before that Indian Goddess name Harambee!

Wazee wa copying mlipoona Wahindi wakitamka harambee wakati wakinyanyua vyuma wakijenga reli! Mkaiga!

The same is true for Football clubs! Even football league!

Why the word 'Harambee' has made public debate for years

Why the word 'Harambee' has made public debate for years

www.standardmedia.co.ke

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Sasa unaona Ubaya ya kutembea na kichwa kama mtungi ya mate… unaona ume analyze yako yote sio?
I see young guys in this picture 98% likely to be campus kids meaning 18-22 year olds.
By the look of the devices..
Hio simu ni htc one m9 released in 2015 (pretty high spec for its time)
Unaona the beats studio headphones (pretty much even likes of maina kageni (ballers) were using them)
Judging by that- those kids were pretty much balling in campus msee, tuambie we ulikuwa unatumia simu gani in 2015😂

Nilikua portland hiyo 2015,nakumbuka tulimpokea mkunya m1 it was july halafu kapiga winter denim jacket,inawezekana alikua babu jinga mwaiofhawaii yule,so guess nilikua natumia simu gani

 

[President of China]

Sawa bongolala.. mwanaume ivo ndo inafaa.. sura nzuri mwanaume aipeleke wapi? We hauna sura ngumu??
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Umesema unataka nikutumie picha yangu ama? Nataka nikutumie mpya uwache ku reuse hio mzee ya 2015..one condition- usinyonge nayo

Yaani. Wewe na sura yako hii ya kichokoraa unapata complete meal kweli? Your face is as wide as a road 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 👇 👇 👇

 

[IamLee]

Nilikua portland hiyo 2015,nakumbuka tulimpokea mkunya m1 it was july halafu kapiga winter denim jacket,inawezekana alikua babu jinga mwaiofhawaii yule,so guess nilikua natumia simu gani

Why are you beating around the bush? Sema ulikuwa what age na ulikuwa unatumia simu gani- alafu since you are such a genius, do you still think this picture is from 2025?
Haya sasa hebu jiulize hao vijana walikuwa so poor they managed to afford a 50k smartphone in campus in 2015

 

[IamLee]

Yaani. Wewe na sura yako hii ya kichokoraa unapata complete meal kweli? Your face is as wide as a road 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 👇 👇 👇

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Sura nzuri ni ya wasichana brathe.. If at all you think you being offensive by telling a man kuwa ako ma sura ngumu basi inathibitisha kuwa wewe ni wa ile group ingine ya sim 2 😅
I am still asking you if you want me to post an updated picture coz you are so obsessed with knowing how i look like..
Is it yes or no- offer is still on the table

 

[President of China]

Why are you beating around the bush? Sema ulikuwa what age na ulikuwa unatumia simu gani- alafu since you are such a genius, do you still think this picture is from 2025?
Haya sasa hebu jiulize hao vijana walikuwa so poor they managed to afford a 50k smartphone in campus in 2015

🤣 🤣 🤣 👇 👇 👇 👇