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Mama Ngina yupo kila kona ya Kenya. Mama Ngina kwa kenya ni kama Maji. Anapatikana kila kona 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Even your Religion Owned by Mama Ngina. Everything in Kenya is Mama Ngina 🤣🤣🤣👇👇👇Thank You… You see that was not that hard… good boy!… 🍺 🍺 🍺…. Salute/cheers to Mama Ngina… the woman Venus fantasizes about every night in his loneliness..😄😄😄
Everything in Kenya Owned by Mama Ngina. Tukija kwenye Media. Mama Ngina huwezi kumkwepa 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 👇 👇 👇Unless am doing a job application with you… my resume is my own prerogative …. But do me a favor … Say Mama Ngina once more.. I got 2 bottles I need to finish… I highly appreciate your cooperation…🤣🤣🤣
Big hit and miss on this one… but you are too foolish to know the difference…. 🤣🤣🤣…Mama Ngina yupo kila kona ya Kenya. Mama Ngina kwa kenya ni kama Maji. Anapatikana kila kona 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
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Wewe ni fala sana 🤣🤣🤣 unadhani unaweza kunidanganya mimi wewe.?I didn’t want to reply lakini Acha nikutoe ushamba kidogo.
Matatu has 33 seats.
From Embakasi to Town is 100 shillings per passenger.
From Town to Embakasi is 100 shillings per passenger.
From Embakasi to Town is 10km.
Matatu makes 9-10 round trips in a day and each trip is usually full with passengers.
That matatu uses fuel of 16,000 per day.
Piga Mahesabu zako Alafu upeleke ujinga kwa kibanda juu huko ndiko kuna your mates.
View: https://x.com/ntvkenya/status/1794581779938001013
Naona umekuja kumtetea mpumbavu mwenzako.. utaweza sasa.? 🤣🤣🤣Why waste time explaining stuff to a dusty boy who's never left his country but things he understands how businesses run in Kenya?
Naona tayari kisu kimegota kwenye mfupa. SI wewe ulikuwa umeanzisha Mama Ngina drink challenge 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣Big hit and miss on this one… but you are too foolish to know the difference…. 🤣🤣🤣…
But why!?Yeah, According to Google, Kenya is the most searched country in Tanzania.
Huu nao ni upumbavu tuBut why!?
Many Kenyans, just like me, don't know the Deputy President of Tanzania, don't know any of Tanzania's cabinet secretaries. I even don't know former presidents apart from Magufuli and Julius Nyerere.
My Twitter page has no suggestions of Tanzania unless it is something of importance to Kenya!!!
We don't search any country in Africa.
Tanzanians whyyy!?
There is this guy called ichoboy01, you a day can't go past without sharing over 20 twits here about Kenya. Where does he get the energy and the time!?
Watakwambia imetoka Kenya 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We know why you are burning from the inside :Naona tayari kisu kimegota kwenye mfupa. SI wewe ulikuwa umeanzisha Mama Ngina drink challenge 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Niendelee na Challenge? Au niishie hapa?
Kiambie hicho kijamaa cha uongo na ubishi cha ukunyani hicho ki nomu la machozi. kikuonyeshe parade ya Gormahia 🤣🤣🤣🤣Wakiona hii hawatofurah najua🤣🤣🤣
View: https://x.com/YoungAfricansSC/status/1794743319928479755?t=h88zAdMkDQucJOiLD77Wgg&s=19
Heee yani hujui maana ya INCREASE. 😱😱 Unadhani Nairobi nikama bongo slum, fare inakua regulated na serikali. Bei ya nganya sio same na ya a normal unpimped matatu. Anyway, we mshamba huwezi elewa hizi vitu.Wewe ni fala sana 🤣🤣🤣 unadhani unaweza kunidanganya mimi wewe.?
Kwa safari zote za matatu in Nairobi metropolis nauli ni kati ya 30 ksh to 50 ksh, View attachment 3000120and the distance between those two areas is around 12km .. hata kwa huku bongo ndio tunafanya hivyo nauli kwa distance yenye ni less than 15km daladala fare hukua kati ya 600tsh-700tsh
Haya lets say gari imeweza kufanya 10 routes a day, 5 routes during peak ours and the remaining 5 routes during off-peak ours..
Ikiwa matatu moja inatumia mafuta ya 16k a day, how is it possible kwa matatu moja itengeneze Faida ya 14k.? 🤣🤣🤣
Yani wewe unasumbuliwa na uzuzu mixer uongo na ubishi. Chizi sana we mtoto