Banned: Asprin....

klorokwini said:

Uskonde switihati, tayari nimekodi suti la koffi olomide, suti la bujibuji halinifai si unajua jamaa ana kitambi. Husninyo akisoma hii post lazima tu atapoteza faham

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Ahsante love kwa kujali hisia zangu juu yako... Husninyo lazima azimike ukizingatia wewe ndiye uliyekuwa unamweka hapa mjini?.. Uporoto yenyewe kafulia, daah namhurumia husni asee!

Mdogo wangu Asprin,

Nilikupeleka kwa daktari wa vichwa pale Muhimbili, Dr Kaaya ukamkimbia, sasa ona umeanza tena kale kaugonjwa na ulishaanza kupona... Maombi ya muzee ya upako pekee hayatoshi kabisa

Jitahidi urudie dawa aisee

klorokwini said:

Uskonde switihati, tayari nimekodi suti la koffi olomide, suti la bujibuji halinifai si unajua jamaa ana kitambi. Husninyo akisoma hii post lazima tu atapoteza faham

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ngoja nilog out nikazimie chumbani.

Mizizi said:

Mmmmh nini na ww, au ndio kinakuwasha tena, au umesahau kama uko ingejidi? Tulia mtoto wa kike lol!

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Dah! mzembe kaibuka ka uyoga! halaf Husninyo kwa maajabu bana, mala hii kaamua atoke na mizizi.

Mizizi said:

Mmmmh nini na ww, au ndio kinakuwasha tena, au umesahau kama uko ingejidi? Tulia mtoto wa kike lol!

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duh! Husninyo kagonganisha.

klorokwini said:

Uskonde switihati, tayari nimekodi suti la koffi olomide, suti la bujibuji halinifai si unajua jamaa ana kitambi. Husninyo akisoma hii post lazima tu atapoteza faham

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Ww acha kusema vya watu! Kama ulikuwa umepewa kumega kisela ndio ujionyeshe hadharani? Kama ulipewa basi Husninyo ana wake, shetani tu alimpitia!!

klorokwini said:

hehehe hapo red ilitakiwa isomeke "kuchakachuana"
Ni mimi mkufunzi mstaafu wa Bakita.

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umezoea kuchakachuana? Nifundishe na mimi.

Husninyo said:

swahiba nina ujumbe wako kwanza. Nitakupgia b'dae tuongee. Mwambie huyo mzembe raha ya jf ni kuchakachua tu.

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Hahaha! Swahiba nakupendeaga hapo tu, una majibu wazungu tunaita short and clear... Mzembe atakuwa kakusoma!...nasubiri kupigiwa..

klorokwini said:

Dah! mzembe kaibuka ka uyoga! halaf Husninyo kwa maajabu bana, mala hii kaamua atoke na mizizi.

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Itakuwa mizizi ya mwarobaini asee....lol

Bujibuji said:

Supilini na wewe umekuwa PAW?

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Bujibuji hongera nasikia umeoa, mke wa ngapi huyu? au walikuwa wanachangamsha barza tu?

Mizizi said:

Ww acha kusema vya watu! Kama ulikuwa umepewa kumega kisela ndio ujionyeshe hadharani? Kama ulipewa basi Husninyo ana wake, shetani tu alimpitia!!

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heeee! We mizizi wewe.

Husninyo said:

duh! Husninyo kagonganisha.

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Mbaya zaid kagonganisha boda boda na kruza mkonge!...atapona mtu kweli hapa?

Husninyo said:

umezoea kuchakachuana? Nifundishe na mimi.

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khaaaaa!...' wantamanisha'

Husninyo said:

heeee! We mizizi wewe.

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za mwizi arobaini, mi nilihisi tu naibiwa! Yaani mtu ukiwa unaibiwa utajua tu! Mara oh tumbo mie leo sijiskii ku do, mara leo kicheni pati ya sweetlady wanaume hawaendi naenda peke yangu, dah kumbe nilikuwa naumizwa kote huko. Sasa ww firstlady em nieleze, kweli ulishawahi kuwa na kichenpati?

sweetlady said:

Mbaya zaid kagonganisha boda boda na kruza mkonge!...atapona mtu kweli hapa?

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bado ambulance sasa hivi atatatokea. Msipomuona husninyo mjue anauguza majeraha.

Mizizi said:

za mwizi arobaini, mi nilihisi tu naibiwa! Yaani mtu ukiwa unaibiwa utajua tu! Mara oh tumbo mie leo sijiskii ku do, mara leo kicheni pati ya sweetlady wanaume hawaendi naenda peke yangu, dah kumbe nilikuwa naumizwa kote huko. Sasa ww firstlady em nieleze, kweli ulishawahi kuwa na kichenpati?

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Khaaa! We mkare!

Tangu July one week bado kwisha?????

Asprin said:

We pita tu, ukipata mimba usinilaumu!!

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Anaweza kupata mimba kwa kupita njia tu?

he, sweetlady kakosea nini nimeona yuko banned!