Bad habits

[Dr Lizzy]

nachukia sana neno hili kutoka kwa wakaka wa dar "mchinaa!!!,mchinaa!!!!!!!,mchina

Hahahaha. . Marytina wasamehe bana.

 

[Dr Lizzy]

So being marshalled around is not your thing,this is natural and understandable. Mimi nikajua ndo wale hata useme:
-'my lady/love/baby can you please bring some water for me on your way from the kitchen?'
Jibu linakuwa:
-'Make use of them long hind limbs of yours'.

Hahahaha. . . . hell no. I'm actually a 'sucker' for NAOMBA and ASANTE. Nikiombwa ntafuata maji jikoni hata kama nilikua sijisikii kuinuka, ila nikiagizwa NAWEZA nikarudi mikono mitupu hata kama nilikuwepo jikoni tayari.

 

[IGWE]

nachukia mwanamke akin_cheat,...ingawa mimi ndio zangu............

 

[Dr Lizzy]

nachukia mwanamke akin_cheat,...ingawa mimi ndio zangu............

Aiseee. . .
Pole yao wanaopita hapo kwako.

 

[IGWE]

Aiseee. . .
Pole yao wanaopita hapo kwako.

ahsante,.....karibu na wewe.

 

[Ambitious]

Hahahaha. . . . hell no. I'm actually a 'sucker' for NAOMBA and ASANTE. Nikiombwa ntafuata maji jikoni hata kama nilikua sijisikii kuinuka, ila nikiagizwa NAWEZA nikarudi mikono mitupu hata kama nilikuwepo jikoni tayari.

Alrighty ma'am..

 

[Possibles]

Nachukia mwanamke kuning'ang'aniza nimjibu 'i love u too' mara tu asemapo 'i love u' eti ndo uthibitisho kuwa nampenda wakt anaona matendo yangu yote yanabainisha mapenzi yangu kwake.

 

[Dena Amsi]

Hiyo inahusu sana kunyimana raha aisee. . . ukikohoa "TUACHANE", ukikoroma "TUACHANE". . .LOLZ

Yaani inaudhi mpaka basi my dear tena anaweza kuongeza na maneno mengine ya kuudhi mno

 

[obsesd]

nachukia mwanamke akin_cheat,...ingawa mimi ndio zangu............

na mungu azidi kukupa wa kufanana na ww, wakucheat wee!!!!!

 

[Dr Lizzy]

ahsante,.....karibu na wewe.

Thank you but ummm. . . NO THANK YOU!!!

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Nachukia mwanamke kuning'ang'aniza nimjibu 'i love u too' mara tu asemapo 'i love u' eti ndo uthibitisho kuwa nampenda wakt anaona matendo yangu yote yanabainisha mapenzi yangu kwake.

Hahahaha kuna mtu alianzisha thread jana ya kulalamika kwamba haambiwi "I love you". Mi nadhani ni vizuri kumwambia mtu na kumwacha nae akwambie atakapojisikia badala ya kulazimisha "I love you too" matokeo yake unaambiwa by default.

 

[KIM KARDASH]

Hahaha. . .sijapata bado ndio najikokota.
Hhhmm nimeona kivishwa urembo kama kimelainika hivi. . . sijui ndivyo inavyotakiwa. . . ?

Haswa..lengo kiwe kama cha yule anaeimba kanipa mamaa ....alianza hivyohivyo usijali utamfikia tu na mambo yako yatakua mazuri sana

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Yaani inaudhi mpaka basi my dear tena anaweza kuongeza na maneno mengine ya kuudhi mno

Sio fresh kabisa.
Ila mtu wa aina hiyo unatakiwa siku moja umkomeshe na "haya tuachane" na ujifanye unamaanisha kama hajanywea na kuanza kulalamika bila mpangilio.

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Alrighty ma'am..

Miss bana. . . Ma'am sounds so old.

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Haswa..lengo kiwe kama cha yule anaeimba kanipa mamaa ....alianza hivyohivyo usijali utamfikia tu na mambo yako yatakua mazuri sana

Dah. . . mbona ntaringa.

Haya ngoja niendelee na mazoezi uliyonipa huku nikisubiria mapya toka kwako.

 

[Ambitious]

Sio fresh kabisa.
Ila mtu wa aina hiyo unatakiwa siku moja umkomeshe na "haya tuachane" na ujifanye unamaanisha kama hajanywea na kuanza kulalamika bila mpangilio.

Hapo vitakuja vilio visivyo na kikomo,ila dawa yake usijifanye kama unaamaanisha inatakiwa umaanishe kwa muda fulani ili ajifunze somo lakini asipojifunza na akiendelea na mchezo wake unapaswa kumaanisha milele.

 

[Ambitious]

Miss bana. . . Ma'am sounds so old.

Alrighty miss bana..excuse the ma'am imekaa sana akilini..

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Hapo vitakuja vilio visivyo na kikomo,ila dawa yake usijifanye kama unaamaanisha inatakiwa umaanishe kwa muda fulani ili ajifunze somo lakini asipojifunza na akiendelea na mchezo wake unapaswa kumaanisha milele.

Hehehe ndo hivyo unamkomalia hata wiki. . . isipomwingia akilini basi unajua mnapotezeana muda tu.

And thanks for taking back the " ma'am "... nilijihisi mzee kabisa.

 

[Tulizo]

Thanks LizzY..yaani umegusa vitu vinavyoudhi sana..

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[Dr Lizzy]

@ Tulizo

Hahahahahaha. . . . japo umetoka nje ya mada kidogo umenifurahisha sana. Bongo bwana hamna cha 'aliyefika mwanzo' ndio ahudumiwe kwanza, ni mwendo wa 'anaefahamika/mwenye nacho' ndo anahudumiwa kwanza.
Mwenye nacho anajiona yeye ni bora zaidi hata kwenye maswala kama hayo.