Avatar ya Meezy

[njiwa]

njiwa, ulicheza Shaolin Monk kwenye PS2? Meezy wewe je?
"...Earth has been speared but Shang Tsung is a poor loser..."

yeh! niliwahi hiyo --- this is my Girl sonya!!

mwali acha nitafute TRUEBLOOD S5 EPISODE 13 KAMA IPO! MAANA EPISODE 12 ILIISHIA PATAMU!
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[Mwali]

No. Mie nimecheza kwenye PC.

Basi hujaona mambo! Jitahidi SANA uipate.
It is in fact on adventure mode, third person
Unaweza kwenda peke yako, au mnaenda 2
Kung Lao na Liu Kang, manapigana na wooote
later you unlock -Sub-0 na Scorpio. Nice story
Ni ile story ya MK II, but you play it yourself.

 

[cacico]

Mzima wangu, za siku? Umemuona Babu anakutafuta?

babu hubby wangu?? au babu DC?? kama babu wangu, mbona na mie namtafuta?? toka DaJane atangaze kuwa ye ni virgin, simuoni hapa mtaani, lol! namtafuta rama ighondu, ukimuona mwambie namtafuta, nadhani makoleo ya kung'olea vitu bila ganzi, yatanifaa!

 

[Mwali]

this thread aint no good for me oooh.. Kongosho hebu njoo huku nikwambie kitu

Uncle Kaizer, ninunulie PS3 basi, please!niorganize a game night
nawaalika rafiki zangu, tunacheza usiku kucha, loser gives pad.

 

[Kaizer]

Uncle Kaizer, ninunulie PS3 basi, please!niorganize a game night
nawaalika rafiki zangu, tunacheza usiku kucha, loser gives pad.

Mwali PS3 utapata ila sitakuruhusu uchore hiyo tattoo sawa eeh?

 

[Kongosho]

Ha ha ha, am very old but still edible:eek2:
Wakati huo nasoma mido skul na sekendari
History ilikuwa current affairs.

Konnie, we ni old generation zaidi bwana!
Hata hawa huwajui?
the movie is for the born in the 80s,
the game is for the born in the 90s

 

[Kongosho]

Hii generation mpya ni pain in the butt.
Ngoja nije na pili pili kichaa ukileta za kuleta najipakaza

this thread aint no good for me oooh.. Kongosho hebu njoo huku nikwambie kitu

 

[Mwali]

babu hubby wangu?? au babu DC?? kama babu wangu, mbona na mie namtafuta?? toka DaJane atangaze kuwa ye ni virgin, simuoni hapa mtaani, lol! namtafuta rama ighondu, ukimuona mwambie namtafuta, nadhani makoleo ya kung'olea vitu bila ganzi, yatanifaa!

Abiria chunga mzigo wako dada, JF mjini!
Haya machenza ya kutangaza online tuna shaka
Sometimes ni machungwa, mengine hata ndim kali!
Chenza la kweli hapa JF ni tunalo mimi na Smile tu
anae bisha amuulize anti wangu wa ukwee AshaDii.
Mpenzi wako Asprin tapeli!We siunaona sura lilivo komaa?
Kazi kutafuna mbegu za machungwa tu, kisa? ukaguzi!
Mi nilijikatalia mapema kukaguliwa, saving myself for later

 

[Kongosho]

How???

Mnaingia kwenye TV siku hizi???

Hakuna mambo ya deki tena??

Basi hujaona mambo! Jitahidi SANA uipate.
It is in fact on adventure mode, third person
Unaweza kwenda peke yako, au mnaenda 2
Kung Lao na Liu Kang, manapigana na wooote
later you unlock -Sub-0 na Scorpio. Nice story
Ni ile story ya MK II, but you play it yourself.

 

[zomba]

Assalam Alaykum Zomba,
Vipi tena nile ndizi? sijaelewa. We hata sikuulizi kama unajua
I think you were contemporary with the dinosaurs! hahahaha

Mortal Kombat logo, baadhi ya meaning zake kutoka urban dictionary ni hizi hapa, namba moja ndio hiyo niliyokupa Kiswahili, nilishindwa kuziweka wazi kwa kuwa ulitaka tuongee ki code, lakini inanibidi nizianuwe! sikisii Mwali:

1) girl is going down on guy
2) guy is about to cum
3) guy screams MORTAL KOMBAT !!!
4) girl looks up to see why he screams that
5) guy cums in girls face
6) guy puts hands together, bows and says "..fatality"
7) guy laughs and probably starts running
"a chick was going down on me and just as i was about to nut, I yelled MORTAL KOMBAT. She got a facial and i said in a Darth Vader voice .... fatality"

Source: Urban Dictionary: mortal kombat

 

[Kongosho]

Hiyo red mbona ni ngazi yangu ya mshahara serikalini??
Nayo mnaifanyia nini???

Hapo blue, usirudie kutamka hadharani, nakurudisha unyagoni.

Uncle Kaizer, ninunulie PS3 basi, please!niorganize a game night
nawaalika rafiki zangu, tunacheza usiku kucha, loser gives pad.

 

[Abdulhalim]

Bi Mwali, mie sijaelewa kitu kuhusu huyo avatar sjui nani?..kidogo nlichoambulia ni kua umekaa karibu na mwanajf mrembo na mtanashati..I am more interested about this..

 

[Mwali]

Mwali PS3 utapata ila sitakuruhusu uchore hiyo tattoo sawa eeh?

Asante Uncle! You are the best! :busu:hug:
Niko njiani nakuja nyumbani for a week
May njiwa and Meezy visit me home?
Can they sleep over tuchezee PS3 yangu?

 

[Smile]

Abiria chunga mzigo wako dada, JF mjini!
Haya machenza ya kutangaza online tuna shaka
Sometimes ni machungwa, mengine hata ndim kali!
Chenza la kweli hapa JF ni tunalo mimi na Smile tu
anae bisha amuulize anti wangu wa ukwee AshaDii.
Mpenzi wako Asprin tapeli!We siunaona sura lilivo komaa?
Kazi kutafuna mbegu za machungwa tu, kisa? ukaguzi!
Mi nilijikatalia mapema kukaguliwa, saving myself for later

mimi kwangu limebaki limao!

 

[Mwali]

Bi Mwali, mie sijaelewa kitu kuhusu huyo avatar sjui nani?..kidogo nlichoambulia ni kua umekaa karibu na mwanajf mrembo na mtanashati..I am more interested about this..

Unapendda video games? if yes,
Unapenda Playstation? If yes tena
Basi lazima utajua Mortal Kombat
Na utajua God Of War (I, II, and III)
Hapo bold, I am humbled (Blushing)

 

[Kongosho]

Wee unaongelea nini hapa???

Mie huwa naona hilo neno kwenye matangazo ya kazi

Logistic assistant cum dirver.

Hiyo number 5 in red, tafsiri yangu ni 'mvulana anafanya na kazi za kisichana'
kwa maana nyingine anaoa na kuolewa :bolt:

Mortal Kombat logo, baadhi ya meaning zake kutoka urban dictionary ni hizi hapa, namba moja ndio hiyo niliyokupa Kiswahili, nilishindwa kuziweka wazi kwa kuwa ulitaka tuongee ki code, lakini inanibidi nizianuwe! sikisii Mwali:

1) girl is going down on guy
2) guy is about to cum
3) guy screams MORTAL KOMBAT !!!
4) girl looks up to see why he screams that
5) guy cums in girls face
6) guy puts hands together, bows and says "..fatality"
7) guy laughs and probably starts running
"a chick was going down on me and just as i was about to nut, I yelled MORTAL KOMBAT. She got a facial and i said in a Darth Vader voice .... fatality"

Source: Urban Dictionary: mortal kombat

 

[Mwali]

How???

Mnaingia kwenye TV siku hizi???

Hakuna mambo ya deki tena??

with a control pad. Mambo ya joystick yaliishia pacman
Leo hii ukiomba joystick watu watadhani unataka xxxx

 

[Mwali]

mimi kwangu limebaki limao!

Lahaula wallah quattah! Usinambie shosti...:eek2:
I hope it was worth it... me still capsuled!

 

[Abdulhalim]

Unapendda video games? if yes,
Unapenda Playstation? If yes tena
Basi lazima utajua Mortal Kombat
Na utajua God Of War (I, II, and III)
Hapo bold, I am humbled (Blushing)

Duh, kama dhima ni video game basi nimeingia choo cha kike!

 

[zomba]

Wee unaongelea nini hapa???

Mie huwa naona hilo neno kwenye matangazo ya kazi

Logistic assistant cum dirver.

Hiyo number 5 in red, tafsiri yangu ni 'mvulana anafanya na kazi za kisichana'
kwa maana nyingine anaoa na kuolewa :bolt:

Kwi kwi kwi teh teh teh,

Mbona neno face umelisahau?