Arusha vs dar es salaam

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Natafta rafki wa kke wa kuchat nae.Nimemalza 4m6 nastay arachuga rafki yeyeto wa kke ambae yuko interested antafute kwa joviel92@ovi.com au joviel92@gmail.com

Mtaani kwenu hamna wasichana?

 

[Otorong'ong'o]

Mie ni huyo wa Kati Kati, mwenye nguo Nyeusi nyeusi, Nakufaa?
Naitwa Madame B.
Nina Shemeji zangu watano.......... watu8, Nicas Mtei, Judgement, Mungi na Filipo.
Somo wangu ni gfsonwin, Kungwi wangu ni snowhite na Nyakanga wangu ni Lisa.
Nina Shosti zangu wa Ukwenhe....hatuogopi Mvua wala jua.......Popote tunalianzisha.. Paloma, Raiza, mwaJ, Mamndenyi, Evelyn Salt, dadawhite.
Nina wa Kunyumba wangu......... TA moja hiyo, stendi ya kwanza Korogwe Hoteli... King'asti.
Nina kaka zangu humu........ Mtambuzi, Mjeda, Erickb52, Mwanyasi, MziziMkavu, Mshuza2 na Tuko.
Nina Mjukuu mwenzangu mtukutu kama mimi....... Kongosho, Tuko na Babu yetu Dark City.
Nina wapenzi wangu humu... Chimbuvu, Chilli, tedo, Ben Saanane.......bila kuwasahau waliopita wakiongozwa na wa sasa Arushaone.
Nina wifi zangu humu....... charminglady, marejesho, Lily Flower na measkron.........japo mdogo wangu beibe nasty Judgement amembania.
Nina wanywaji wenzangu humu..... tukiongozwa na Asprin,... Bujibuji,... manoah,... Kipaji Halisi,... KakaKiiza,... cacico,... Paloma,... Mtambuzi, figganigga,..
Nina Kundi langu la MKODOBWE INC.COM....
Na vile vile tuna Pub yetu Maarufu ya kukutana iitwayo LEO TUPO HAPA PUB pale Mny'amala A au BRAJEC pale Survey.

Baada ya kusema yote hayo.............. Je, Utapenda kuwa na Mimi?
Tuma maombi yako hapa.

CC: asakuta same, Shark na bacha, Baba V na Nitonye

Ha ha ha ha....Dah bonge ya Intro...

 

[Loy MX]

Mtaani kwenu hamna wasichana?

Haya ma offer ya KABAANG ndo yanasAbabisha haya yote

 

[Paloma]

Kama kudrive itakupa shida ita teks fasta uje nikukamue... Maana kulala umevimbiaa mijuice itakuwa ngum

kuna mtu yeye ndiye huita teks na huja kwangu fasta kunikamua!!! niko mwepesiiiiiiii!!!
cc darling sosoliso

 

[Mamndenyi]

Madame B uko poa
hajambo Ben Saanane
umenipaisha sana kwa kunipa hii
"...........Nina Shosti zangu wa Ukwenhe....hatuogopi Mvua wala jua.......Popote tunalianzisha.. Paloma, Raiza, mwaJ, Mamndenyi, Evelyn Salt, dadawhite. ..............
nakupa thano.

 

[ThinkPad]

Dogo angalia utabemendwa..... Sio badae uanze kulalamika oooh sasa naomba ushauri

 

[Paloma]

Arushaone

 

[Baba V]

Kabla sijakupigia debe hebu niondoe kwenye hili kundi la kaka zako. Kwa sasa niweke hapo kwa akina Asprin wakati nikifanya mchakato wa kupanda hapo walipo kina Chimbuvu

Na wewe unataka kufunga tela!? kweli u bushoke kipaji, unataka uwe mume wa kumi na tatu na nusu!??

 

[Baba V]

Madame B uko poa
hajambo Ben Saanane
umenipaisha sana kwa kunipa hii
"...........Nina Shosti zangu wa Ukwenhe....hatuogopi Mvua wala jua.......Popote tunalianzisha.. Paloma, Raiza, mwaJ, Mamndenyi, Evelyn Salt, dadawhite. ..............
nakupa thano.

PM yako nimeipata, usijali sana, sitakuangusha hiyo weekend.........

 

[Mamndenyi]

Baba V naona kama unaniota kwenye ndoto zako wakati umelala na mkeo Mama v

PM yako nimeipata, usijali sana, sitakuangusha hiyo weekend.........

 

[Mamndenyi]

Paloma how are you today
mwambie huyu dogo asilete mapozi ya kizamani humu, we are tired of him.

Arushaone

 

[Madame B]

Madame B uko poa
hajambo Ben Saanane
umenipaisha sana kwa kunipa hii
"...........Nina Shosti zangu wa Ukwenhe....hatuogopi Mvua wala jua.......Popote tunalianzisha.. Paloma, Raiza, mwaJ, Mamndenyi, Evelyn Salt, dadawhite. ..............
nakupa thano.

Yaani Ben Saanane wangu tangu alivoondoka Jumatatu, sijamuona mpaka leo.
Sijui kama ni mzima au ndo washam-Kibanda.
Moyo waniuma sana.

 

[Baba V]

Baba V naona kama unaniota kwenye ndoto zako wakati umelala na mkeo Mama v

Au ulikuwa unanitumia PM ukiwa umelewa..!?? wewe si ndo ulisema unahitaji kuonana na mimi this week end eti kisa Mr Rocky tangu alivyoondoka ijumaa kuu hujamuona..!!? na kuwa aliondoka na hela zako za upatu...!?? namuona hapa chini anachungulia, ngoja ajibu

 

[Mamndenyi]

ha ha ha ha ha
haaaa
si umesema hawara hawaachani?

Yaani Ben Saanane wangu tangu alivoondoka Jumatatu, sijamuona mpaka leo.
Sijui kama ni mzima au ndo washam-Kibanda.
Moyo waniuma sana.

 

[Mamndenyi]

Baba V siamini kama unao ujanja wa kunipa pesa
hela ya Mr Rocky inanitosha tu jamani.

Au ulikuwa unanitumia PM ukiwa umelewa..!?? wewe si ndo ulisema unahitaji kuonana na mimi this week end eti kisa Mr Rocky tangu alivyoondoka ijumaa kuu hujamuona..!!? na kuwa aliondoka na hela zako za upatu...!?? namuona hapa chini anachungulia, ngoja ajibu

 

[Madame B]

ha ha ha ha ha
haaaa
si umesema hawara hawaachani?

Ndio mahawara hawaachani..... na ninajua kuwa hajaniacha wala nini.
ni majukumu tu ya kujenga nchi ndio yamembana.
Lakini mie na yeye ni mpaka Kifo.
Arushaone ndo jana kaniomba msamaha eti turudiana.............khaaaaaa!!!!!!!
Kumbe bado ananipenda.

 

[Mamndenyi]

Madame B
weka ile pm ya Arushaone hapa tumsute mwana kusutwa huyu.

Ndio mahawara hawaachani..... na ninajua kuwa hajaniacha wala nini.
ni majukumu tu ya kujenga nchi ndio yamembana.
Lakini mie na yeye ni mpaka Kifo.
Arushaone ndo jana kaniomba msamaha eti turudiana.............khaaaaaa!!!!!!!
Kumbe bado ananipenda.

 

[sosoliso]

kuna mtu yeye ndiye huita teks na huja kwangu fasta kunikamua!!! niko mwepesiiiiiiii!!!
cc darling sosoliso

oh mahabuba wangu Paloma.. uciku wa leo umenifurahisha sana.. what a pleasant night we had my dear.. nakupenda sana mke wangu..

 

[CHAI CHUNGU]

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Ndiyo habari ya mujini kwa sasa bibie!
Hamia airtel bhana.

 

[Madame B]

Madame B
weka ile pm ya Arushaone hapa tumsute mwana kusutwa huyu.

" Dear zilipendwa wangu Madame B, nadhani kiafya ni mzima, hata nami sijambo.
Dhumuni la waraka huu ni kukuomba mimi na wewe turudiane kwa maana uliyokuwa unanifanyia ni mazito.........
Naamini sitapata mwanamke mwingine kama wewe,
Natumaini Ombi langu litakubaliwa...........nimekuzoea Baby wwangu, nakufa taratibu mwenzio"
Ni mimi niliyewahi kuwa mumeo Arushaone.

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..... Mamndenyi, hiyo ndio Message aliyonitumia.