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Ana mwonekano wa kikekike, pia cheza yake na namna anavyoji-condition ni kishogashoga. Binafsi simuelewi kabisa. Toto la kiume utavaaje skintight na kuanza kujilambalamba midomo? Yesu ndio alifundisha huo uzwazwa? Basi akatike viuno tuelewe moja tu. Aimbe Taarabu.

Kweli, ni UMAMA!

Clouds are illiterate society that should never, and are so far incapable, to intervene serious matters like leaders’ affairs. It is never a respect for the same shit mouth (CMG) that spits praises on gays, homos, prostitutes, drug addicts and conmen, to also proclaim before the public and...

Habarini Wanajamvi, Hivi yule “mwandani” na “mkaribu” haswa wa Msanii Diamond Platnumz zama zile ambaye pia alikuwa akiongoza “dancers” wake, Mozes Iyobo, yupo wapi siku hizi? Jina la Iyobo limekufa ghafla na si kawaida, sijui kama wenzangu mumelifahamu hili. Wakati huo ilikuwa ni nani...

Ni mguu wa kulia kwa mujibu wa picha, na si ~kushoto~.

Nonsense!

Nisaidie: • Lecturer ni Mhadhiri; • Assistant Lecturer ni Mhadhiri Msaidizi, na je; • Tutorial Assistant ni nani (kwa Kiswahili)?

Kumbe unatumia ‘templates’? Sasa nani asiyeweza ku-customise? Kwa hizo ‘letterheads’ zako kuwa na maandishi LOREM IPSUM... ni dhahiri kuwa una-download VECTORS na MOCKUPS na kubadili mwonekano kidogo sana, huo si ubunifu. Kwa namna hiyo nitaamini vipi kama nembo (logo) zako siyo PLAGIARIZED?

Haiingii akilini, lakini kama mtoa uzi alishatangulia kusema kuwa huyo “Bwana” HAJUI KUSOMA WALA KUANDIKA, kwanini tuhangaike na mambo ya kubashiri badala ya kusoma Sayansi?

Sahihi, wajifunze kuendana na wakati. Sijasikia ‘Media’ nyingine zikilalamika, kwamba Clouds Media Group ndio waathirika pekee wa mabadiliko hayo? Kuna msemo, “To whom much is given, much is taken.” CMG, bila hiyana, ndiyo ‘Media’ iliyoongoza kibiashara kwa kipindi kirefu hadi sasa yalipotokea...

Skitt's Law: "Any post correcting an error in another post will contain at least one error itself."

Sema wewe Rebecca 83. Jamaa hajielewi kabisa huyu.

Awali ulisema kuwa Fid-Q anakopi 'aidia' kutoka katika misemo (quotes) na sasa unasema anakopi nyimbo za watu wengine. Uone aibu, hujui hata unachosisitiza. Kadhalika, umetoa mfano mmoja tu wa 'quote' ambayo Fid-Q alikopi na kuweka katika mashairi ya muziki wake, na ninavyofahamu Fid-Q ana...

Sidhani kama kuna 'idea' mpya kabisa kabisa Msanii anaweza kuja nayo ili awaridhishe watu wa sampuli yako. Hata nyimbo za wasanii wakubwa duniani, tayari zilishawahi kuimbwa na wasanii wengine kabla yao, tena wao wamepita mulemule -- bora hata ya Fid Q anayeleta mawazo yake kutoka katika...