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Kila nikisoma maandiko humu naona neno "MBUSUSU" halikosekani🙄 Mfano: kuchakata mbususu, kula mbususu nk.. Ni kinini hicho, maana Tanzania kwa Rejesta/ maneno yasiyo rasmi mnajiweza... Naomba...
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Weka emoj tuuuu. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 MCHIBO...
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Bikra bikra! Enzi za kale babu zetu walihakikisha watoto wao wanatunza bikra zao hadi siku ya ndoa! Binti aliyejitunza alionekana kuwa ni bora zaidi Na heshima kubwa kwa wazazi wake! Njia...
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Kulikuwa na washtakiwa watatu, Mmasai, Mmakonde na Mchaga. Wote waliukumiwa kufa/kuwawa kwa kukutwa na madawa ya kulevya, kule Jamhuri ya wa watu wa China. Serikali ya China kwa kuzingatia...
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Katika pitapita zangu mitaani mji wa ZnZ, siku moja nilipata bahati ya kuwasikia ndugu zangu wa kule Pemba. Walikuwa wakijadiliana kuhusu kipindi kilichokuwa kimerushwa na runinga, kipindi...
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A Chinese couple got married. When the baby was born, her eyes were big and blue, hair was curly and blonde, skin was brown. Finally, name of baby was SUM TING HONG ("some thing wrong")...
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A Tourist from Germany checked into a hotel in Tanzania. At Arusha Ngorongoro Crater...! There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally...
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Tajiri hatoi maelezo mengi pesa ndiyo inaongea. Kwanza ifahamike hapa sitongozi bali natoa nafasi kwa wadada wa jf. Huyu mpenzi wa sasa amenishinda, hajui kitu kuhusu mapenzi. Tajiri Sina BAYA...
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It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said "Give...
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A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr Schwartz, he made an...
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Jamaa mmoja wa kichaga aitwae Masawe aliamua kurudi kwao kwenda kusheherekea christimas kama kawaida yao karibu wachaga wote… Baada ya makaribisho ya hapa na pale na baada ya kupata mbege...
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Wanangu wa bata npo nawapambania hapa
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Kwanza namshukuru sana mwenyezi Mungu kuiona siku ya leo. Happy birthday to me, leo nimetimiza miaka kadhaa duniani hapa. Nimeingia floor ya tatu na zaidi, sina mengi niliyofanikiwa ila...
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Salaam alyekum, wakati sosho media zimejaa taarifa zisizo na tija sijui gwaji boy, sijui gen z binafsi naona ni kama kelele za chura ambazo hazimzuiii kuendelea na kazi huo ulikuwa utangulizi...
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Mimi baada ya kumaliza chuo, nikawa niko nyumbani tu sina mishe.. Yani kifupi choka mbaya hata hela ya vocha wakati mwingine nakosa. Basi bwana, siku moja nimepanga miadi na binti wa mtaa wa...
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Amani iwe kwenu , Upweke unaweza kuwa wa thamani kuliko kuwa na watu wasio wa kweli maishani mwako. Ukiondoa vicheko vya kinafiki,salamu za masharti,na urafiki wa muda mfupi.upweke sio mbaya...
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Nina ukame wa like hata nikiandika mapoint watu wanapita kushoto. Cha kushangaza utaona mtu anakoment neno moja tu 'Du" zinamiminika, acheni ubaguzi.
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Nipeni hata malike nusu karne, Asante MUNGU .
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Ni kweli watu wafupi huwa ni wabishi ?
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JAMANI HIVI WANAWAKE NAO HUWA WANASAHAU VITU VIDOGO VIDOGO KAMA SISI WANAUME? Mimi kuna muda nasahau kupiga maswaki,nasahau kufunga zipu ya suruali au kifungo cha shati,nasahau kabisa kuchana...
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