NGULI
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- Mar 31, 2008
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I thought this is right to all of us!!
Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said: Doc, I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.
Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.
Man: No, Doc, you are the only one to treat me correctly
Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Vet. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.
Man: I know I look like a human being but listen to my complaints first:
I sleep like dog thinking about my work load whole night.
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work running like a deer
I work all the day like a donkey
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
I wag my tail in front of all my bosses
I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.
I am like a rabbit before my wife
Doctor: are you a Bank Employee?
Man: How did you know that !!
Doctor: You should have told me in the beginning rather than narrating all that story! Yah, you have come to the right place!
