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Guys judge for your self, did the priest lie?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by NGULI, Jun 4, 2009.

  1. NGULI

    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    Guys judge for your self, did the priest lie?

    A distinguished young woman on a flight from USA to Dar es salaam, Tanzania asked the Priest beside her:

    Woman: "Father, may I ask for a favor?"

    Priest: "Of course. What may I do for you child?"
    Woman: "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and I am well over the Customs
    limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me.......... Under your robe perhaps?"

    Priest: "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

    Woman: "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

    When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

    Custom Officer: "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

    Priest: "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare"

    The official thought this answer was strange.

    Custom Officer: "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

    Priest: "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

    Custom Officer: (Roaring with laughter, said) "Go ahead, Father." Next!

    Now.............................................truly, did the priest lie?