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3 answers men are afraid of!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Feb 18, 2010.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    1. (Whatever)

    Men: What to have for dinner?
    Women: Whatever...

    Men: Why don't we have steamboat?
    Women: Don't want, once i ate steamboat and later got pimples on my face.

    Men: Alright, why don't we have Si Chuan cuisine.
    Women: Yesterday we ate Si Chuan, why eat it today again?

    Men: Hm..... I suggest we have seafood
    Women: Seafood is no good, i ate it once, then later I got diarrhea.

    Men: Then what you suggest?
    Women: Whatever..

    2. (Anything)

    Men: So what should we do now?
    Women: Anything

    Men: How about watching movie? It's been a Long time since we
    watched movie.
    Women: Watching movie is no good, it's waste time.

    Men: How about bowling, or do some exercises?
    Women: Exercise in such hot day?

    Men: Then let's find a cafe and have coffee.
    Women: Drinking coffee will affect my sleep

    Men: Then what you suggest?
    Women: Anything

    3. (You decide)

    Men: Then we just go home
    Women: You decide

    Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you
    Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. I don't want.

    Men: Ok we will take a Taxi
    Women: Not worth it... for such a short distance

    Men: Alright, then we walk.
    Women: What! Walk with an empty stomach?

    Men: Then what you suggest?
    Women: You decide

    Men: Let's have dinner first
    Women: Whatever...

    Men: What to eat?
    Women: Anything
     
  2. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    All Earthly women are of the same parent!

    Usiombe wacharuke hawa, wana majibu hao..!

    Sa majibu kama hayo si mtu unapata hasira, unaSABABISHA la kusababisha, na kufungwa, jamani?
    "....Kaeni nao kwa akili...."
     
  3. Ndibalema

    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    Kaka mi naona bora awe na majibu ya 'utumbo' kuliko huyu wa kwangu, siku akiamua kila nikimsemesha hajibu lolote, ananikodolea mimacho kama picha.
    Basi huwa natamani nimtwange kichwa cha pua.
    Hawa viumbe bwana, Kaazi kweli kweli.
     
  4. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Ukiona kakaa kimya ina maana majibu yote hayo hayakufai we jiondokee tu kapumzishe mawazo
     
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    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Broda, angalia sana hapo kwenye nyekundu...utapata matatizo bure, na mipango yako iharibike!...

    tena ukimtoa meno ya barazani ghafla anapata 'bush-lawyers' na watetezi kibao ambao wanakuandalia mtambo wa matatizo..huh!
     
  6. bht

    bht JF-Expert Member

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    hahaaaaa raha sana!!! huyo ndo mwenyewe
     
  7. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Ukitaka kujua mwanamke ni nani utaishia kukasirika.
    Kuishi nao kwa akili ni kwamba wakichukia, basi kuwa mpole na uonyeshe kuwa mna share machungu pamoja, pia hakikisha asikuone kuwa wewe ndio source ya hiyi hali.
    Wakifurahi hakikisha kuwa aone kuwa wewe chanzo cha furaha yake, only dat.
     
  8. carmel

    carmel JF-Expert Member

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    sometimes you deserve that lol!
     
  9. Emanuel Makofia

    Emanuel Makofia JF-Expert Member

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    Na ukae kimya mpaka akubembeleze otherwise piga chini......:rolleyes::rolleyes:
     
  10. Ngalikihinja

    Ngalikihinja JF-Expert Member

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    What about the time you do that and I dont deserve ............
     
  11. Ngalikihinja

    Ngalikihinja JF-Expert Member

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    I can not PIGA CHINI untill death do us apart
     
  12. Pape

    Pape JF-Expert Member

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    damn!
     
  13. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    haya mambo kibongobongo si applicable. next time try to customize. ila yana ukweli fulani
     
  14. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Kaka yaelekea una hasira za karibu sana!
     
  15. WomanOfSubstance

    WomanOfSubstance JF-Expert Member

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    Wakaka nyie!
    Hivi mlilazimishwa kuwaoa? Si ajabu wenyewe mlijitahidi kwa kila mbinu hadi mkawapata halafu leo mnawatupia madongo.
    Ukweli ni kwamba ndoa si mchezo .Ni kifungo kwelikweli! Kuna mfungwa anapenda jela? Unachopaswa kufanya ni kuhakikisha zile sheria na kanuni za kukaa jela unazifuata barabara.Pia jijengee mazingira ya kufurahia kifungo hicho maana unapoweka hasira na lawama ndio kifungo kinazidi kuwa kichungu.
     
  16. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Wengine wameoa wazungu, wachina etc na wanaishi bongo
     
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    Endaku's JF-Expert Member

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    Bado nipo nipo kwanza !
     
  18. kisasangwe

    kisasangwe JF-Expert Member

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    i sapozi kua adam alishindwa kukaa na hawa kwa akili matokeo yake wakapewa adhabu ambayo hadi leo inatukost.lakini ukiwaza sana kama mke alitoka kwenye ubavu wa mume basi mume ndie chanzo cha yote,labda ukipata ambae kafyatuka ujue wewe ndo part yake kubwa soooo you deserve it men.
    hahahahahahahahah:mad:
     
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