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10 stupid questions

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Pearl, Feb 19, 2010.

  1. Pearl

    Pearl JF-Expert Member

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    Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
    Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

    4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

    Stupid Question:-Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good??
    Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.

    5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years

    Stupid Question:- Wa! Shikoo, you've become so big.
    Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

    6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

    Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
    Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout...it's just the money.

    7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

    Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
    Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.

    8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

    Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
    Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..

    9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

    Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
    Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

    10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office asks.. .

    Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
    Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ...........it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!