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Software Engineer and his wife

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Feb 18, 2010.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Feb 18, 2010
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    Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.


    Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
    Husband - hard disk full.


    Wife - have you brought the staff I to you?.
    Husband - Bad command or file name.


    Wife - but I told you about it in morning
    Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.


    Wife - !forget it where's your salary.
    Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.


    Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
    Husband - sharing violation, access denied.


    Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
    Husband - data type mismatch.


    Wife - you are useless.
    Husband - by default.


    Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
    Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.


    Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
    Husband - the only user with write permission.


    Wife - what is my value in your life?
    Husband - unknown virus detected.


    Wife - do you love me or your computer?
    Husband - Too many parameters.


    Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
    Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.


    Wife - I will leave you forever.
    Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.


    Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
    Husband - shut down the computer.


    Wife - I am going
    Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer
     
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