Pearl
JF-Expert Member
- Nov 25, 2009
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Hi dear!
>Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.
>Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of a particular magnitude from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, my heart differentiated.
>My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.
>The tangent of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial fractions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.
>You are as essential to me as an element to aset.
>The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.
>My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.
>With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function. You make my heart pump like a turbo diesel engine"
Who still say engineers cannot charm ladies?????"
>Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.
>Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of a particular magnitude from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, my heart differentiated.
>My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.
>The tangent of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial fractions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.
>You are as essential to me as an element to aset.
>The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.
>My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.
>With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function. You make my heart pump like a turbo diesel engine"
Who still say engineers cannot charm ladies?????"
