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#### Pearl

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**Hi dear!**

*>Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in**trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute**circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes,**standing in your triangular garden.**>Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a**vector of a particular magnitude from your eyes at a**deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart,**my heart differentiated.**>My love for you is a quadratic equation with real**roots, which only you can solve by making good binary**relation with me.**>The tangent of my love for you extends to infinity. I**promise that I should not resolve you into partial**fractions but if I do so, you can integrate me by**applying the limits from zero to infinity.**>You are as essential to me as an element to aset.**>The geometry of my life revolves around your acute**personality.**>My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant**on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle**of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved**polynomial of degree 10.**>With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima**and minima, of an unknown function. You make my heart**pump like a turbo diesel engine"**"*

*Who still say engineers cannot charm ladies?????*