Prayer to heal


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An elderly couple was watching TV when a TV evangelist came on air to pray for the sick. The evangelist said. "For those of you who are sick, I want to pray with you so that you can be cured of your sickness. Place your right hand on the part of your body that is suffering from disorder, and raise your left hand." The husband placed his right hand on his privates, raised his left hand, and closed his eyes. His wife saw what he did, and slowly whispered, "Honey, this prayer is to heal the sick, not to raise the dead!"
 
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Duh!
mashine gun ilikuwa imekufa kabisa!
 
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hahahahahaha:)dah kushnei machine...mzee anasugar nini??
 
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Lol....thanks buddy.That was really a good one.
 

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