House Boy huyu ni Kiboko


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HOUSE BOY: BAKARI


Bakari is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss and puts water in
the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss having suspicions as for the
quality of the wine, he decides to buy pastis (a French wine that changes colour if
you add water).


Bakari as usual, takes a mouthful and add water to replace what he drank however,
soon after he added water the pastis became milky.

When the Boss came back and noticed it, he was sure he had managed to nail Bakari as
thief!!! At that same moment Bakari realized he was in trouble and decided to go
into the kitchen.


The Boss told his wife that 'Mary, you will see today,he will be obliged to
acknowledge'. So he calls Bakari.


He shouted: 'Bakari!'
Bakari answered: 'Yes, Boss'

Boss: 'Who drank my pastis?'
No answer.
The Boss reiterated his question: 'Who drank my wine?'Still;

No answer.
Then the Boss went to fetch Bakari from the kitchen and says to him:
You insane or what? Why when I call you, you say yes boss' but when I ask you a
question you don't

answer me?

Bakari retorted that 'It is that boss, when you are in the kitchen there, you don't
hear anything at
all, except the name.


Then to prove that Bakari lies, the Boss says to him: 'You stay beside Madam here,
me I go in the
kitchen, and you ask me a question '. Bakari accepted and the Boss went in the kitchen.


Bakari shouted: 'Boss'.
He answered: 'Yes, Bakari'.

Bakari continued: 'Who goes in the maid bedroom when the Madam is not here? '.
No answer.

Bakari shouted again: 'Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?'
No answer.

Bakari shouted again (third time): 'Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?'

The Boss returns from the kitchen running and says, Bakari; it is true, you are
right. When one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, only the name!
 
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Huyu Bakari kweli kiboko
 
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kweli mke mwema,huyu bakari hafai!!!!!!!
 
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hiyo inaitwa MWAGA MBOGA NI MWAGE UGALI wote mnaishia kunawa hakuna kula ngoma droo
 
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hahaa bakari ni jiniaz du manake kaua soo kilaini!
 

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